💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Based Patrick raping the gnome's retarded gimp slave.
If you love him so much why don't you marry him?! Given you have access to the dox of every stalkerchild on the Farms and he has your most lusted after body type, you'd be a match made in heaven.
In his own eyes, Pat is a Serious Man, who should be taken Seriously.
In everyone else's eyes he's a Seriously Fat and Gay Man.
A timeless classic. In the same vein as this exchange
How did I miss that you were sexting Rick at one point? And here I was making fun of your lack of commitment on all the talk of forcible, violent sodomy. Shouldn't have doubted you, Big J 😊
This is probably the one I go back to more than any other.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NxhPjYQVsrM
Their reaction to the Mel Gibson tapes as they were releasing is great too.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iAZ9I98JMpI
Can you imagine the crew discussing Independence Day doing similar for Patrick? My ribs shrieked in pain at the mere thought.
 
Ironically enough, "Let's fuck this cow" is what Boogie said to his ex-wife every 6 months when he could muster up enough energy for a walrus-style fuck
 
It’s the little things that make this one really good: like “child” being in all lowercase to sell this being a prank to a legit reservation system. The core premise, however, makes Fatrick falling for it especially egregious as there’s no risk to him had it been sincere (or, rather a sincere attempt to reserve a restaurant table under “child” with his phone number attached). There’s literally only content here because Fatrick is compelled to not ignore these types of texts.
 
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