💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Found on da second, better forum
Still with the 'private' phone number that he himself put on the internet and has refused to change for all these years?

If Fatrick fed Boogie into a woodchipper feet first the woodchipper would jam
If Pat could lift a weight like that he wouldn't be such a fattty*. Heaviest thing he can lift is a plastic patio plank.

This is the most high energy freak out I think I’ve ever seen from Patrick
The city inspectors refusing to follow his commands has really tipped him over the edge (of his inadequately anchored railings).


* Typo but leaving it in because he's triple fat.
 
It's amazing how he (quite literally) tells a hundred people to "literally die" in some variation or another every fucking day and Twitter happily keeps his account live.

I called Jonathan Yaniv a man once almost ten fucking years ago and the assholes insta-perma-banned me and still have that account locked in the perma-loop "can't actually appeal because of an unexplained error, maybe try logging in again lol" penalty box.

Priorities, lads.

ETA:
Something about the boogie situation has wrenched him from the inside out. It’s glorious.
Meh. Boogie just holds a mirror up to Fatty Patty and the stupid monkey has to fling shit at anything he sees that offends him.
 
AAAAAAUGH!!!! MY PENNIES!!! MY PENNIES ARE RED HOT!!! FATRICK YOU RAT!!! YOU WEREN'T USING THE OVEN TO BAKE COOKIES!!! YOU WERE HEATING UP $400 IN PENNIES TO GIVE ME THE OL SPICY SPHINCTER!!!!!

HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN BROTHER THE OL SPICY SPHINCTER FATRICK?!?!?

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To make the Boogie situation more RIBS, big daddy King Keene is back in business with ripping off Piggytits’s nipples again. Rick is truly the gift that keeps on bustin’ our ribs.

Ymunkoke bibke, atalker.
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Unrelated but does anyone have any recommendations for specific O&A shows/specials/clips I absolutely need to listen to? YT has a lot of 1-10hr long supercuts and I am not really sure where I should start.
Anything with Norm on is gonna be pretty good.
 
My nigga patrick implying boogie could ever fit in a woodchipper
consider the following:
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these things can swallow like two, three motorcycles at once so i think they'd be a pretty good fit for boogie
i'm surprised Pat went for a woodchipper considering his years of experience grinding children into pepperoni
 
I'm genuinely not sure who to back here, is it more cringe to fake having cancer and have a wife with a fraction of your age and brain matter or to (allegedly) fake being the most swatted man in America and be a domestic abuser?

Who's more based, the manpig with tits so bitchy they leak Chardonnay or the manchild who managed to out-eat his anti-fat surgery?
 
I'm genuinely not sure who to back here, is it more cringe to fake having cancer and have a wife with a fraction of your age and brain matter or to (allegedly) fake being the most swatted man in America and be a domestic abuser?

Who's more based, the manpig with tits so bitchy they leak Chardonnay or the manchild who managed to out-eat his anti-fat surgery?
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Imagine saying this to somebody who legitimately reached out in good faith and offered to get your side out there.

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Josiah Munoz is down to show up in case anyone has Boogie's ear

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