💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Those Boogie texts. :story:

My favourite Pat trolls are the texts from legitimate businesses or services requesting his input to confirm or deny an appointment. After Pat responds with STOP and receives a retort stating that he is too fat or something similar, my ribs explode. Insanely gullible and stupid. Simple, but very effective.

When Pat inevitably dies cold and alone from heart disease, I wouldn't be surprised if his family were to forego a funeral and just dump his fat ass in a pine box to be done with him. I'd imagine any ceremony to be filled with pests and his enemies. He truly is an irredeemable piece of shit.
 
rick was genuinly rattled by that interaction, and it makes me wonder why? Why does thousands of stalker children not bring as much terror into his cholesterol soaked veins as boogie1488 does. I've pondered hard and long and have whittled it down to the one remaining option: he's finally interacting with someone fatter than he is. He's been totally fatmogged.
 
When Pat inevitably dies cold and alone from heart disease, I wouldn't be surprised if his family were to forego a funeral and just dump his fat ass in a pine box to be done with him. I'd imagine any ceremony to be filled with pests and his enemies. He truly is an irredeemable piece of shit.
Pat may very well come back from the dead because neither the devil nor God will be able to tolerate how insufferable and fat he is and just send him back to Earth because we're the only ones who seem to like him.
 
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That "How fucking DARE you" made my ribs straight up prolapse into my spine...
 
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rick was genuinly rattled by that interaction, and it makes me wonder why? Why does thousands of stalker children not bring as much terror into his cholesterol soaked veins as boogie1488 does. I've pondered hard and long and have whittled it down to the one remaining option: he's finally interacting with someone fatter than he is. He's been totally fatmogged.
Narcissistic injury pat is a serious published author, and political pundit. To have boogie publicly invite him onto lolcow live pierced his defenses and humiliated him. He can’t accept being a lolcow the likes of boogie, the same way he denies lolcows exist. He needs this to be true for his fragile ego to avoid a collapse where he’d have to face immense shame for all his decisions. It’s easier to double down. Of course by doing this he makes growth impossible.
 

Fed feet first into a woodchipper in front of your family AND 40,000 smelted pennies up the asshole??

God damn you know you've made Rick seethe to new heights when you get not one but two bespoke threats from him like this. He also throws in no less than 3 'Die.Screaming.'s here. I know the texts aren't actually Boogie but Rick clearly thinks it is. Not even Leslie could get this level of pigrage outta him.

A long term arc where Boogie ends up as Rick's biggest online nemesis would be fucking glorious.
 
Fed feet first into a woodchipper in front of your family AND 40,000 smelted pennies up the asshole??

God damn you know you've made Rick seethe to new heights when you get not one but two bespoke threats from him like this. He also throws in no less than 3 'Die.Screaming.'s here. I know the texts aren't actually Boogie but Rick clearly thinks it is. Not even Leslie could get this level of pigrage outta him.

A long term arc where Boogie ends up as Rick's biggest online nemesis would be fucking glorious.
There is even another porcine britbongism with the "you were told publicly to sod off" line
 
My favourite Pat trolls are the texts from legitimate businesses or services requesting his input to confirm or deny an appointment. After Pat responds with STOP and receives a retort stating that he is too fat or something similar, my ribs explode. Insanely gullible and stupid. Simple, but very effective.
This one never fails to de-rib me.

TERMINATE.webp
 
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What the FUCK is this crossover ?
Damn, I go away a couple days and miss yet another astronomical event. Can't believe Boogie's immense gravity almost makes Rick cross his event horizon. He would've been spaghettified like a Milwaukee youth going through his pepperoni grinder!

Still hoping for the Jeremick S. Hamblynson(?) crossover event. Come on Epic Games!!

Wow.
Fat.

rick was genuinly rattled by that interaction, and it makes me wonder why? Why does thousands of stalker children not bring as much terror into his cholesterol soaked veins as boogie1488 does. I've pondered hard and long and have whittled it down to the one remaining option: he's finally interacting with someone fatter than he is. He's been totally fatmogged.
What happens when an immovable object meets an even more immovable object.

There is even another porcine britbongism with the "you were told publicly to sod off" line
Real question, when and why did Pat start speaking in Britbonics??
 
Why does thousands of stalker children not bring as much terror into his cholesterol soaked veins as boogie1488 does
Boogie spoke to him as a fellow lolcow and it bothers him that it happened so publicly in front of all the people he wants to impress with his pseudointellectual DNC punditry.

Imagine if you were trying to keep it cool while hanging out with your coworkers and then suddenly someone from the SFWA recognized you from across the street and asked if you're coming to the boylove towelparty tonight.
 
Maybe it's a good thing Jim's Patrick segment was delayed once again, now he can have a double whammy with Boogie and Tomlinson in one go!
 
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