Debate WelperHelper99 about his sex life, women, and marriage

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ERM why are you taking the kiwi fun forums so seriously you stupid fucking chud? this site is only for unserious and entertaining topics such as voluntarily celibacy as a core moral belief, and which people should get the death penalty for committing which sins.

maybe you're using the hecking site wrong chud. come back when you're on my level (with almost 40 thousand posts, I am obviously a brand name kiwi farmer).
 
Wodanaz dijo:
ERM why are you taking the kiwi fun forums so seriously you stupid fucking chud? this site is only for unserious and entertaining topics such as voluntarily celibacy as a core moral belief, and which people should get the death penalty for committing which sins.

maybe you're using the hecking site wrong chud. come back when you're on my level (with almost 40 thousand posts, I am obviously a brand name kiwi farmer).
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Chill out varg
 
WelperHelper99 dijo:
The farms is srs buizness and we only can talk serious things here. This is what scares new users from making accounts. They see this shit, see us at eachothers throats, and think, "that could be me", and don't sign up.
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My problem is that you only speak up about this when it applies to you specifically. At no point in the latest @The Lawgiver sperg thread did you state this. Makes you a self interested performative faggot.

A homeless man jerking it in the street could have sensible viewpoints that I agree with totally but I am still gonna make fun of that retard.
 
CharlesBarkley dijo:
It was a cold musky night in Utah, and Welper looked at his date, the most beautiful Mormon woman in his neighborhood. Together, they weighed a light 630 pounds, with Welpers' inflamed hands compromised 10lb of that. He looked her in the eyes, brushing away her blonde hair covering her eye and said "you... you showed me hands and didn't disappoint." The woman slightly coughed and said "Oh, I - Thank you. I really appreciated how you took me to the the On The Border near my house and told me that my lady's raunch water was killing me. Did you... Want to..." - "Yes, I would love to show you my various guns." "No. What I mean is do you want to... you know... retire to sleep?"

Welper raised an eyebrow. "Ye-Yeshh.. I would like that, I suppose. I guess." Holding her hand, he brought her to the bedroom, when he sweeped off the the various anime statues where Goku and JoJo are holding shotguns, putting on the finest romantic music of all, FF8's Eye's On Me. Spraying the top comfort layer with a quick febreeze, he sat down. "My... angel. Come to me and we will uh - come together, soon. In the act of sex." She looked at him and slowly slipped one arm out of her Def Leppard XXXL t-shirt. Smiling, Welper turned off the lights.

Legends say to this day, you can hear what sounds like two garbage bags filled with blood and marbles hitting a wall echo throughout the desert. The passion leaving a mark which no man could ever match, a romance linked not only to hedonism, but of faith.
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What if we kissed at the Moloch bull baptismal bath of the Latter-day Saints.
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zeroapexpeak dijo:
My problem is that you only speak up about this when it applies to you specifically. At no point in the latest @The Lawgiver sperg thread did you state this. Makes you a self interested performative faggot.

A homeless man jerking it in the street could have sensible viewpoints that I agree with totally but I am still gonna make fun of that retard.
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I have talked to Lawgiver several times, in private and public. I cannot say more other than I think he's harmless, if not horribly autistic.
 
WelperHelper99 dijo:
People like wood are unfunny retards that want to drive all fun off the site. The farms is srs buizness and we only can talk serious things here. This is what scares new users from making accounts. They see this shit, see us at eachothers throats, and think, "that could be me", and don't sign up.
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If anything it'd be more a reason to do so, that they might join in, I do say this with love but you're quite a *ack* milkbag *ack* buddeh, you can't hide that behind fear of fate.
I don't think the site has a growth problem so much as a retention issue, because people go for whatever reason, making fun of each other is certainly a pull factor though.
 
WelperHelper99 dijo:
I have talked to Lawgiver several times, in private and public. I cannot say more other than I think he's harmless, if not horribly autistic.
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Do you have a reading disability? I don't give a fuck if you've talked to Lawgiver or your opinion of him, I stated that you only cared about the site wide issue only when it specifically involves you.

Do you understand that it doesn't come off as genuine and just trying to deflect?
 
zeroapexpeak dijo:
Do you have a reading disability? I don't give a fuck if you've talked to Lawgiver or your opinion of him, I stated that you only cared about the site wide issue only when it specifically involves you.

Do you understand that it doesn't come off as genuine and just trying to deflect?
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My position on the matter is already known to those that matter. I don't need to repeat it for a newfag to get a quick dunk.
 
My weiner tells me that not having sex is gay.

You are gay

That being said he is a bad judge of character and gross. You shouldn't listen to him.
 
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