Debate WelperHelper99 about his sex life, women, and marriage

[Mysterious Autist XX]

OP is a Fate fan, they do not deserve rights.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

@WelperHelper99 I can always rape you if you’re really this hung up on being a virgin. Just give me the go-ahead and I’ll come over to your house and do the rape #KiwisHelpingKiwis

 

[Wodanaz]

I don’t think Null would even approve such a thread as Welper is an active poster who does not serve as a punching bag. He doesn’t want lolcow threads to be used to epically own posters you’re slapfighting with.

I have a feeling that posters who continually engage the trolls would be fair game. How many spergouts has this guy had now? Four or five? See: the lawgiver. Welper is less autistic than that freak however.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I have a feeling that posters who continually engage the trolls would be fair game. How many spergouts has this guy had now? Four or five? See: the lawgiver. Welper is less autistic than that freak however.

You’re touching on a known problem. Either lolcows are becoming less entertaining, or the user base is becoming less surprised and amused by their antics.

That could be why users continually seek conflict with other users instead of enjoying the circus instead.

@slungus22 is a pretty good example. They said, clearly, that the site was no longer fun for them anymore, and so went out of their way to create their own fun with a gigantic spam thread.

 

[Bullet Kin]

@slungus22 is a pretty good example. They said, clearly, that the site was no longer fun for them anymore, and so went out of their way to create their own fun with a gigantic spam thread.

Slungus was always a freaky Discord snarker that plays Roblox. We did not view the signs at first. Even now he is a tranny and a-logs Asmondgold. Not being able to a-log Asmondgold or I.C.E has caused him to sperge out like that.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I 100% support Welper not having sex before marriage and I hope he finds a good girl in his same age and BMI range to settle down with, who appreciates his internet crusades against leftards on the 'farms.

That said, I would like to remind everyone in this thread that this is what he sounds like:

welper laugh.mp3
welper watched fate.mp3

I cannot fathom taking anything he says serious after hearing this. But I hope he never leaves the forum, we would be missing something important without him.

Not going anywhere buddy. Love you too.

And for the faggots that want me banned, what rule have I broken? You can't name the rule because it isn't there. Being annoying isn't a crime.

 

[Wodanaz]

You’re touching on a known problem. Either lolcows are becoming less entertaining, or the user base is becoming less surprised and amused by their antics.

That could be why users continually seek conflict with other users instead of enjoying the circus instead.

@slungus22 is a pretty good example. They said, clearly, that the site was no longer fun for them anymore, and so went out of their way to create their own fun with a gigantic spam thread.

It is definitely a case by case basis. In my opinion, if you're constantly getting into shit, and your post history is entertaining, that's basically it. Much effort has to be put in, however. That is the main thing.

Not going anywhere buddy. Love you too.

And for the faggots that want me banned, what rule have I broken? You can't name the rule because it isn't there. Being annoying isn't a crime.

Nobody said ban, we're talking about halal. Because this is like the fourth or fifth "welper is a retard" thread. Once again, you have become flustered and hastily wrote up something without proofreading.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It is definitely a case by case basis. In my opinion, if you're constantly getting into shit, and your post history is entertaining, that's basically it. Much effort has to be put in, however. That is the main thing.

Nobody said ban, we're talking about halal. Because this is like the fourth or fifth "welper is a retard" thread. Once again, you have become flustered and hastily wrote up something without proofreading.

Once again you're a larping pagan faggot. Oh no I said something you personally wouldn't, so I'm wrong o algo. I'm glad I can make people like you seethe just by existing. You are so up your own fucking ass. Just blow your brains out.

 

[Spud]

"Sometimes it's fun to cum in my pocket pussy"

Bit misogynistic to reduce women who have sex as pocket pussies, they're life sized ones. Get it right.

 

[GGSurvivor]

Bit misogynistic to reduce women who have sex as pocket pussies, they're life sized ones. Get it right.

every reply to me in this thread has been the most unfunny gibberish otp

 

[Coberald]

Oh no I said something you personally wouldn't, so I'm wrong o algo.

Schizo nobody even wrote the word ban in this thread before you hallucinated it in your post.

 

[zeroapexpeak]

Slungus was always a freaky Discord snarker that plays Roblox. We did not view the signs at first. Even now he is a tranny and a-logs Asmondgold. Not being able to a-log Asmondgold or I.C.E has caused him to sperge out like that.

Where'd you find out the alogging asmongold?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Well since this is the dunking on @WelperHelper99 thread, I have never gotten more mileage out of anything other than this quote.

When I have a family and you're still seething in the woman hate thread, I'll remind you of this

Still getting wins today.

 

[Bullet Kin]

Where'd you find out the alogging asmongold?

IIRC Slungus made a post about Asmondgold around the time he made the ICE thread but had his comments deleted due to derailment.

 

[harmacist]

Nobody said ban, we're talking about halal. Because this is like the fourth or fifth "welper is a retard" thread. Once again, you have become flustered and hastily wrote up something without proofreading.

Halal about what? Stick to making fun of the lawlgiver

 

[Bullet Kin]

If you're asking for a Halal thread for another user to epically pwn them, then you are retarded.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Halal about what? Stick to making fun of the lawlgiver

People like wood are unfunny retards that want to drive all fun off the site. The farms is srs buizness and we only can talk serious things here. This is what scares new users from making accounts. They see this shit, see us at eachothers throats, and think, "that could be me", and don't sign up.

 

[Wodanaz]

Once again you're a larping pagan faggot. Oh no I said something you personally wouldn't, so I'm wrong o algo. I'm glad I can make people like you seethe just by existing. You are so up your own fucking ass. Just blow your brains out.

you said something completely divorced from reality, because you can't get over the fact that some members of the forum you posted 37 thousand times on, think that you're a clown.

actually 2 things completely divorced from reality. I think I make it pretty clear that I dont believe in any higher beings. I just don't bring it up constantly unlike you because christ is king to own the libs o algo

 

[Eventide]

I'm addressing this once.
TL;DR : Chastity is a choice. Incels are not real. The most pathetic creatures on earth are those that think women owe them pussy while doing nothing to better themselves to get said pussy.

I personally do not care if i have to wait a thousand years until i get married. The point is the principle of the matter. So many of you are desperate for a wiff of snatch that you will do anything, and sleep with the worst hookups imaginable, despite all possible warning signs, to have it. Nah, fuck that nigga. Been there, done that. I'm not getting divorced. I'm actually living the "Trad" of the Trad-con ideals, unlike certain grifters, like gay catboy nick the spic, Chud the Builder, Elijah Shaffer, etc. If you want something nice in this world, you have to make it for yourself, and it takes some fucking sacrifice.

Unlike others in this thread, I will not judge you for wanting to wait until marriage. I may be a filthy heathen, but I think treating sex as special/sacred is a noble gesture and celibate folks should never be mocked for not putting-out.

Spoiler: PS

That being said (& please don't take this the wrong way), if you at any point turn out to be gay, I will be open to becoming your lesbian beard. You are a nice smart guy, and I wouldn't want you to be ostracized from your family & community. I'll accept the light of whatever term Mormons use for God, cut out caffeine and booze, wear the magic church underwear, get my hair balayaged (what is it with Mormon women & blonde balayge?) - become a full Mormon wife. & I assure you, this offer is entirely selfless & has nothing to do with my love of Utah horse trails.

 

[Wodanaz]

That being said (& please don't take this the wrong way), if you at any point turn out to be gay, I will be open to becoming your lesbian beard. You are a nice smart guy, and I wouldn't want you to be ostracized from your family & community. I'll accept the light of whatever term Mormons use for God, cut out caffeine and booze, wear the magic church underwear, get my hair balayaged (what is it with Mormon women & blonde balayge?) - become a full Mormon wife. & I assure you, this offer is entirely selfless & has nothing to do with my love of Utah horse trails.