DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Zyklon C]

My thoughts sometime wanders to subaru man. And how he lost Khet to phil.

Truly rope maxing outcome

I doubt that the loss of a severely autistic woman with mental issues and a traumatic past, a monosyllabic vocabulary and a non-existent sex drive kept him starring at the ceiling very long. I wouldn't be surprised if he fist pumped on that news.

That being said (shoutout), I am curious about that relationship in a broader sense. How long did it last? How engaged was she? Nothing particularly salacious, just some background lore to fill in the picture a bit on Khet. I'm surprised no one has reached out to Subaru Man considering his IRL identity is known.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

 

[strandedcastaway]

Speaking of Phil being on Ozempic, I heard a nutritionist talking about how it will make you lose muscle if you don't eat a good amount of protein with it.

Instantly every DSP mention of how healthy protein is and how him and Khet have healthy protein snacks 24/7 flashed through my mind like I had just heard the twist of the movie lol

I wonder if Phil's fitness and flexing arc is this, he was told by the doctor he would lose fat, but not muscle if he eats protein. Because he's proteined up he isn't losing any muscle, but also not gaining any. In Phil's head though he is already a jacked Chad he just had a "slight weight issue" so now that the fat is melting away he's flexing all his hidden muscles.

Meanwhile in reality where the rest of us live he's just gone from a jelly man to a melting plastic man.

This is so logical and makes total sense. Also, not long ago (a month or two ago?) Phil said he was 170-something pounds. In his words, he thought he might have gone up a little in weight because he was adding so much muscle. This was when flexing was nearly constant.

Now he's down to 163 pounds. So even if you take him at his word, what exactly is his goal? To have tiny biceps and melt away to nothing? I realize his brain is broken, but make it make sense.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Makes it even funnier that he still keeps "DSP actually beat Dark Souls" in his back pocket as one of his gaming achievements.

DSP beat Dark Souls over a decade ago. The Phil Burnell of today is a gouty, wrinkly nutsack who thinks his shadow is a detractor and refuses to play games if he doesn't make money from them. He won't even make Smelter Demon at this rate.

 

[ABarkingDuck]

Got another invader... This time with the user "JAYDE NO JOY THIS"





On the other hand, the donos have been few today. Kings Tax at $108 so far.

EDIT: Because of the low donos, he will save the single pack opening for tonight's stream, which will be TCG Card Shop.

 

[Zyklon C]

Now he's down to 163 pounds. So even if you take him at his word, what exactly is his goal? To have tiny biceps and melt away to nothing? I realize his brain is broken, but make it make sense.

Ellen Page-maxxing?

I can believe the weight claim. He's beginning to look like actors cast for Holocaust scenes, except without the make-up to accentuate the effect.

 

[JinRoh1999]

This is so logical and makes total sense. Also, not long ago (a month or two ago?) Phil said he was 170-something pounds. In his words, he thought he might have gone up a little in weight because he was adding so much muscle. This was when flexing was nearly constant.

Now he's down to 163 pounds. So even if you take him at his word, what exactly is his goal? To have tiny biceps and melt away to nothing? I realize his brain is broken, but make it make sense.

You can't listen to his weight claims at all, when he says he was so fat, he says he was 230 but then he says he was 210, then he goes back and it was 225. And he will go and in the span of 1 month claim he went from 190-170.... 20 pound drop? Only to retcon it some other day. Unreliable narrator is putting it lightly.

Maybe he really isn't on ozempic... maybe he just killed some gypsy woman....

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

This year has got to be the highest concentration him saying "I like the game, but" leading into a hostage-style situation for games, right? Feels damn near daily now. Even games that get 150 positivities almost every day get that treatment if there's a single stream where he's at like 149 positivities.

Also, wtf?


makeup.mov

I honestly can't remember the last time he actually finished a game that isn't a 2 hour walking sim. Basically EVERY game gets wagequit now

 

[fresh pair of socks]

07/07/26 Day Stream-

King's Tax: $108

Phail held the pack rip hostage, but no one would donate the last $42. GET SCAMMED DENTS.

After all support from the chat freezing incident, he's back to missing goals. Welcome home....

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

>Unusual Wednesday off tomorrow
>Phil randomly mentions Kat's makeup is on his shoulder during today's DS2 stream. Crying on his shoulder??

Is tomorrow's day off related to Kat?
Is Phil's fat wife dying?
Is Phil's wife being put humanely down by euthanasia tomorrow due to being catastrophically fat?

 

[Samuel Fuller]

>Unusual Wednesday off tomorrow
>Phil randomly mentions Kat's makeup is on his shoulder during today's DS2 stream. Crying on his shoulder??

Is tomorrow's day off related to Kat?
Is Phil's fat wife dying?
Is Phil's wife being put humanely down by euthanasia tomorrow due to being catastrophically fat?

Kat got the call from the doctor, if she eats one more Whopper, she will explode like Mr. Creosote.

 

[Raven-621]

Is Phil's wife being put humanely down by euthanasia tomorrow due to being catastrophically fat?

She broke her leg in a gopher hole while grazing out in the pasture and the vet says it’s unlikely to heal. It’s what a compassionate own—I mean husband—would do.

 

[TulpaTownW]

farmed all day the other day thinking i would be overleveled and then catch a stream and wait for him to arrive
nope, he hit my exact same level when i got on.
used like 20 cracked red eye orbs while at his level of 79 and didnt invade, but got invaded by and invaded I think most of the other obvious names
gotta farm some more of these might try to get ahead through huntsmans copse a bit

im not even that good at pvp but phil is so bad i just watched Sir Floyd walk at him and get hit several times and phil panic rolled backwards off a cliff

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Got another invader... This time with the user "JAYDE NO JOY THIS"

I really should have waited for him to get further since he walked past the bonfire I was hiding at.

exact same level

DS2 uses soul memory for matchmaking outside of arenas, if you want a cheat sheet.

 

[TulpaTownW]

DS2 uses soul memory for matchmaking outside of arenas, if you want a cheat sheet.

ah well thats tough
I may have spent roughly the same on leveling but I have no idea who has gained or lost more from dying

 

[W@rui]

0:12

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

You can't listen to his weight claims at all, when he says he was so fat, he says he was 230 but then he says he was 210, then he goes back and it was 225. And he will go and in the span of 1 month claim he went from 190-170.... 20 pound drop? Only to retcon it some other day. Unreliable narrator is putting it lightly.

Maybe he really isn't on ozempic... maybe he just killed some gypsy woman....

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Isn't Thinner an alegory for aids? Seems fitting for Phil.

 

[The Sektur]

My problem with the weight loss arc is that Phil apparently is not doing any cardio. When was the last time he mentioned the treadmill? With his usual oversharing and the fact that it would be a good counterpoint against the ozempic allegations, it really makes you think. In 2024 he made these insane claims about his running ability:

We are talking about elite level pace here. Almost impossible to achieve for a hobby runner.

Even a year ago Phil looked much fatter. Of course it is possible to lose weight by working out, but it would actually require a strict diet on top. I don't think he is capable of that. Reminder: The more weight you lose the harder it gets. My guess is he got impatient and switched to weight loss drugs to own the detractors and prove his "healty mature adult" status. Now he is also addicted to losing weight. That's a real thing.

 

[Iron Hamster]

but his mental health has been on the down-turn since... ... ...

April 6, 1982

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Even a year ago Phil looked much fatter. Of course it is possible to lose weight by working out, but it would actually require a strict diet on top. I don't think he is capable of that. Reminder: The more weight you lose the harder it gets. My guess is he got impatient and switched to weight loss drugs to own the detractors and prove his "healty mature adult" status. Now he is also addicted to losing weight. That's a real thing.

Why my boy built like SCP-096?