DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GodModule]

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Such a strange, sad man.


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I beg to differ, king!
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nuEllen Page looks healther than him

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Pigroach luck is real. I had no doubt he would somehow end up coming on top of this. All this talk about Phil possibly being suspended was borderline delusional, not because it was illogical, but because you forget who we're talking about here. I want you think about it, Phil asks for his chat to dox people and on the same breath begs YouTube for help. The most logical thing to happen would be Phil getting terminated, but instead he somehow happened to trigger the AIjeet to actually work on a fix. Complete bizarro logic.

Seriously, I feel like in a hundred years or so there'll be a scientific breakthrough that allows people to measure abstractions like luck and we'll discover Phil Burnell was a generational anomaly in terms of luck and he was always destined to success because of some ethereal form of entropy that guaranteed a good outcome for him.

I won't say I saw this coming, tho. I was expecting a big youtuber to pick up this story and make Phil a martyr (yet another Asmongold) that would result in another re-re-re-resurgence and "THE INTERNET LIKES ME AGAIN, CRAIG!" simply because things were going too good. The diaper, the closet marathon, the DS2 trolling and now this? I had no doubt in my heart Phil was going to entice a big name and get a new wave of dents, so all things considered, this issue being solved rather quickly is better in the long term, since the alternative was going to be someone giving Phil a bump. You know the "YouTube sucks!" genre on YouTube is all the rage among people who watch YouTube every day and gobble unskippable adds, so let's be thankful Phil wasn't turned into a victim.

As for the complete fucking abject retard who just had to parade and admit publicly... why? I know, attention, but these faggots just can't think two seconds into the future. If Phil's chat crashes, he can't know if it's because someone is messing with him or his chat is just that dead. The issue was going to get solved anyway, but by attaching a name claiming responsibility and a fucking Discord where this was most likely available, they simply shot themselves in the head. How fucking dumb can you be? For that alone Phil deserves to take the win on this one, and let this be a reminder of how utterly fucking incompetent are the people who actually want to cause harm. If they weren't addicted to the smell of their own farts, this could have gone for a little longer and with some more meltdowns.

 

[Raven-621]

Phil “has muscles” in the sense that there is in fact tissue that moves his stick-like limbs around, but the fact that this dude think’s he’s buff is insanity.

 

[Optimus Crime]

I remember an old saying...

"A true evil genius never discloses when he will strike his closest enemies nor announce his plans to his closest allies." - Unknown

Spoiler: SOURCE

It might have been Sun Tzu

"man with hand in pocket always feel cocky"
-Sun Tzu

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Luck is overstated on this one. Youtube has incentive to fix their chat, for Superchat moneys in Adsense. Especially for a channel like Phil's where they're collecting at least $10k/year in fees.

 

[thebigdream]

Luck is overstated on this one. Youtube has incentive to fix their chat, for Superchat moneys in Adsense. Especially for a channel like Phil's where they're collecting at least $10k/year in fees.

I think that's where Phil gets his tardguard from. Yes his channel's dead and he spams endless no-engagement videos, but $10k is $10k and it costs far less to task a jeet coder to fix the issue.

 

[Boomerjason86]

Luck is overstated on this one. Youtube has incentive to fix their chat, for Superchat moneys in Adsense. Especially for a channel like Phil's where they're collecting at least $10k/year in fees.

Yeah youtube would've eventually found and fixed this. Even without Phils message

 

[Windy Moors]

nuEllen Page looks healther than him

DarksydePooner.

KF Pooner thread:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-pooner-zoo.149432/

 

[Jersh Moon Muppet]

My thoughts sometime wanders to subaru man. And how he lost Khet to phil.

Truly rope maxing outcome

 

[Samuel Fuller]

My thoughts sometime wanders to subaru man. And how he lost Khet to phil.

Truly rope maxing outcome

Nah, it's like selling a shitty car to an asshole.

You are happy to get rid of it, and it's now some dickhead's problem to deal with, so it's all win.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

I think that's where Phil gets his tardguard from. Yes his channel's dead and he spams endless no-engagement videos, but $10k is $10k and it costs far less to task a jeet coder to fix the issue.

How much does his 70k videos take up on server space tho?

 

[ABarkingDuck]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL he keeps getting invaded in DS2 back to back. One of them caused him to fall into a hole, just to be killed by a dwarf with a bow and arrow.

 

[spacko]

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there are solutions to all of these problems that pigman inflicts upon himself

 

[Samuel Fuller]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL he keeps getting invaded in DS2 back to back. One of them caused him to fall into a hole, just to be killed by a dwarf with a bow and arrow.

Why do I have the feeling that that is how Phil is going to die in real life?

 

[ABarkingDuck]

Why do I have the feeling that that is how Phil is going to die in real life?

Dying by a dwarf would be one for the record books.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Nah, it's like selling a shitty car to an asshole.

You are happy to get rid of it, and it's now some dickhead's problem to deal with, so it's all win.

We assumed that, but no. Jeff cried like a baby and pleaded to win her back. It was strange seeing it in her protection order.

He ended up getting a woman a lot better looking than Kat, even at the time. And now, lol.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

My thoughts sometime wanders to subaru man. And how he lost Khet to phil.

Truly rope maxing outcome

Nah, he swerved smoothly around a morbidly obese obstacle, a task achieved with ease using Subaru's iconic symmetrical all wheel drive system.

 

[Raven-621]

Why do I have the feeling that that is how Phil is going to die in real life?

Phil is going to die of a hemorrhagic stroke at the ripe old age of 99, while streaming GTA VII from the same townhome he lives in now. It will go unreported for three days.

 

[SwiftBucks]

but $10k is $10k and it costs far less to task a jeet coder to fix the issue.

Somewhere in a Mumbai slum tenement filled with nothing but youtube coders who's salary is singlehandedly funded by DSP, Rajesh is shaken awake.

"Saar! Saar! Please be waking up to do the needful! Brahmin Philip, blessed be his name, is experiencing technical issues with chaat saar"

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

As predicted, now that YouTube chat is back and Lightbulb Head's cadre of handholders are back, the DS2 playthrough is immediately back to being borderline unwatchable with the occasional spark of gold dust.

He must have spent half the airtime of this stream so far in menus waiting for chayut to tell him what to do.