DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

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there are solutions to all of these problems that pigman inflicts upon himself

i love watching this faggot seethe and cry like the sissy bitch he is

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

As predicted, now that YouTube chat is back and Lightbulb Head's cadre of handholders are back, the DS2 playthrough is immediately back to being borderline unwatchable with the occasional spark of gold dust.

He must have spent half the airtime of this stream so far in menus waiting for chayut to tell him what to do.

Makes it even funnier that he still keeps "DSP actually beat Dark Souls" in his back pocket as one of his gaming achievements.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Such a strange, sad man.


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I beg to differ, king!
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I love Mr. Universe Phil Burnell, it's the second funniest thing he does right behind wearing a diaper. He flexes like a 5 year old being told to show off his muscles by his Mom. The best part is he refuses to go to a gym so there's no chance seeing the other gym goers will shatter his delusions.

On an altruistic note I think it's nice that he's promoting a healthy lifestyle to his dents, they should work out and eat healthy even if Phil is just on Ozempic.

 

[Huggler]

did phil beat even one invader in this run?
he gets social anxiety as soon as the message hits his screen, its cringe

 

[Gay-Mexican Jeff Goldblum]

did phil beat even one invader in this run?
he gets social anxiety as soon as the message hits his screen, its cringe

I believe hes killed 3 of which one was legit trying to fucking guide him because he was stuck for forever without chat to hand hold him.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

On an altruistic note I think it's nice that he's promoting a healthy lifestyle to his dents, they should work out and eat healthy even if Phil is just on Ozempic.

I'd respect that if Phil ever ate healthy food for DSP Tries It.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'd respect that if Phil ever ate healthy food for DSP Tries It.

True, I suppose you could ask him to fly to the moon while you're at it.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

As predicted, now that YouTube chat is back and Lightbulb Head's cadre of handholders are back, the DS2 playthrough is immediately back to being borderline unwatchable with the occasional spark of gold dust.

He must have spent half the airtime of this stream so far in menus waiting for chayut to tell him what to do.

The one upside is that he's playing DS2 so he can get invaded almost whenever. His stalling and menuing can always be interrupted by an invader.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

The one upside is that he's playing DS2 so he can get invaded almost whenever. His stalling and menuing can always be interrupted by an invader.

Why isn’t he playing offline? Pride? There are so many other changes he should make if pride is a factor.

 

[RougeRed]

Why isn’t he playing offline? Pride? There are so many other changes he should make if pride is a factor.

Because he hates video games. He does like using them to act superior to other people and boost his ego, but he hates actually playing them. That's why he has tried everything he could think of to stream besides video games, but the dents always dry up.

 

[thebigdream]

How much does his 70k videos take up on server space tho?

Still less than $10k worth, and you have to remember he's been doing this for years, so he's probably made them more than $100k in fees.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Why isn’t he playing offline? Pride? There are so many other changes he should make if pride is a factor.

DS2 for some reason doesn't have an in-game option to turn off online mode, the only way to play it offline is to either actually play offline or to block DS2 in network settings and he's way too computer illiterate for the latter.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

DS2 for some reason doesn't have an in-game option to turn off online mode, the only way to play it offline is to either actually play offline or to block DS2 in network settings and he's way too computer illiterate for the latter.

I remember seeing some absolutely abhorrent things you could do with Cheat Engine in DS2, Malcolm Reynolds made that game his bitch. Phil's playing with fire staying online like that.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Speaking of Phil being on Ozempic, I heard a nutritionist talking about how it will make you lose muscle if you don't eat a good amount of protein with it.

Instantly every DSP mention of how healthy protein is and how him and Khet have healthy protein snacks 24/7 flashed through my mind like I had just heard the twist of the movie lol

I wonder if Phil's fitness and flexing arc is this, he was told by the doctor he would lose fat, but not muscle if he eats protein. Because he's proteined up he isn't losing any muscle, but also not gaining any. In Phil's head though he is already a jacked Chad he just had a "slight weight issue" so now that the fat is melting away he's flexing all his hidden muscles.

Meanwhile in reality where the rest of us live he's just gone from a jelly man to a melting plastic man.

 

[Twrx]

Speaking of Phil being on Ozempic, I heard a nutritionist talking about how it will make you lose muscle if you don't eat a good amount of protein with it.

Instantly every DSP mention of how healthy protein is and how him and Khet have healthy protein snacks 24/7 flashed through my mind like I had just heard the twist of the movie lol

I wonder if Phil's fitness and flexing arc is this, he was told by the doctor he would lose fat, but not muscle if he eats protein. Because he's proteined up he isn't losing any muscle, but also not gaining any. In Phil's head though he is already a jacked Chad he just had a "slight weight issue" so now that the fat is melting away he's flexing all his hidden muscles.

Meanwhile in reality where the rest of us live he's just gone from a jelly man to a melting plastic man.

They probably don't make full size snack pizzas high in protein

 

[ABarkingDuck]

He just died to very high falls in less than 2 minutes.

 

[ABarkingDuck]

FatKatHeartAtk just invaded him and then someone sent 500 Kicks asking if he was "cut or uncut", which he declined to respond.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

They probably don't make full size snack pizzas high in protein

You'd be suprised with all the fatties on Ozempic and "protein=good carbs=bad" being the minimum people know, they've been making everything with extra protein. You can find Protein Pop-Tarts now and at least 2 famous candy bars now come in a protein version.

Also let's be real, DSP is probably just throwing some ground turkey on the snack pizzas and calling that a healthy high protein meal lol.

 

[spacko]

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dark souls 2 is on thin ice guise he loves the game he really does but if the supports just not there i mean what are you gonna do its not his fault theres nothing he can do

also hardest bosses in DS2 = over-leveled vs lost sinner with both sconces lit after being handheld through the process of lighting the sconces

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

This year has got to be the highest concentration him saying "I like the game, but" leading into a hostage-style situation for games, right? Feels damn near daily now. Even games that get 150 positivities almost every day get that treatment if there's a single stream where he's at like 149 positivities.

Also, wtf?

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