DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Zyklon C]

Bit off-topic but what happened to that one website he was shilling during the king snake arc? It was called like Royals or Thrones or something and I was wondering if he's still using it to get people to buy him shit.

It was Throne and he hasn't mentioned it in ages and I couldn't find any evidence of it anywhere on his YouTube page. I think the mockery ended that little project.

EDIT: I was wrong.

 

[johnkimble123]

I honestly almost feel bad for him, he's the clown of gaming. I can't imagine having hundreds, possibly thousands of people dunking on me 24/7. It's like a nightmare.

He’s had multiple chances to not be an asshole and start fresh, and every time he just admits to something very vaguely (and lies again) then says “everybody has moved on from the bad thing I did, so why do you still hate me”.

And again… Phil could get a job off the internet and fuck off forever. It might be hard but it’s possible. If you get online and record yourself, that’s your choice, and the consequences that come from that are part of it.

 

[RougeRed]

He’s had multiple chances to not be an asshole and start fresh, and every time he just admits to something very vaguely (and lies again) then says “everybody has moved on from the bad thing I did, so why do you still hate me”.

And again… Phil could get a job off the internet and fuck off forever. It might be hard but it’s possible. If you get online and record yourself, that’s your choice, and the consequences that come from that are part of it.

Eventually most people would lose interest. Even Chris-Chan managed to go dark long enough that only a very small number of people still kept tabs on him. The problem is the same as most lolcows though and Wings said it outright a few times. They can't stand going back to normal life. They are addicted to being able to just turn on a stream and have a bunch of people who give a shit what they are up to. Phil's ego needs so many elements of the streamer life that he couldn't give it up. He needs to be able to silence criticism, be able to never leave his house or talk to another human being, and make enough money to feed his multiple addictions. Maybe he could get a regular job that doesn't care how well known he is for jerking off, but he won't.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Eventually most people would lose interest. Even Chris-Chan managed to go dark long enough that only a very small number of people still kept tabs on him. The problem is the same as most lolcows though and Wings said it outright a few times. They can't stand going back to normal life. They are addicted to being able to just turn on a stream and have a bunch of people who give a shit what they are up to. Phil's ego needs so many elements of the streamer life that he couldn't give it up. He needs to be able to silence criticism, be able to never leave his house or talk to another human being, and make enough money to feed his multiple addictions. Maybe he could get a regular job that doesn't care how well known he is for jerking off, but he won't.

For Wingo, that applies because he can work with people to some degree and has built some relationships. Phil has none of that, and it's been like that for over a decade. He really is just here for money, and because deep down he knows he could never keep a job.

 

[Sog Dog]

Maybe he could get a regular job that doesn't care how well known he is for jerking off, but he won't.

Hey this could be an advantage in some fields. If he was willing to move to a more rural-style area he could have a great career jerking off horses.

 

[cassetteisgod]

Im curious, how did you discover Dsp?

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

He’s had multiple chances to not be an asshole and start fresh, and every time he just admits to something very vaguely (and lies again) then says “everybody has moved on from the bad thing I did, so why do you still hate me”.

And again… Phil could get a job off the internet and fuck off forever. It might be hard but it’s possible. If you get online and record yourself, that’s your choice, and the consequences that come from that are part of it.

Phil really missed his calling to make the Nissan Dealer Hall of Fame

He could've robbed SO MANY grannys and non-english speakers completely blind. What could have been

 

[Carbiter]

And again… Phil could get a job off the internet and fuck off forever. It might be hard but it’s possible. If you get online and record yourself, that’s your choice, and the consequences that come from that are part of it.

It wouldn't even be neccesarily difficult, but Phil's pride is too great for a real job. He really only qualifies for the 'wagie' jobs like a cashier, or burger flipper at McDonalds. Jobs that basically do not require years of expertise to get into. But based on the way Phil plays games, he'd either self-sabotage himself or put in the least amount of effort, or both. Also working irregularly would be horrible for him because it wouldn't be structured enough for him.

And it's not because those jobs are difficult. They're not at all, but they're tedious, low-paying, and worst of all for Phil, lacking in the respect that he really wants.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

https://rarecandy.com/profile/DSPGaming (Link is broken)
(Archive)

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Saw this on Meerkat's stream, someone found Phil's Rare Candy profile which was confirmed by the Jamming Tower he just scanned on stream getting added. It explains a lot, like why he is so weird about opening his binders or the "bulk" codes he got on "discount". For fucks sake, last night he "pulled" $500 Reshiram ex offstream. The addiction is real and possibly far worse than any of us could've imagined.

E: Values may be skewed, see this post for more information. His real collection is probably around $3K +/- a few hundred (see this for details)

E2: HE DELETED HIS ACCOUNT LOL
The archive didn't grab everything so here's a complete screenshot before it was taken down:

Spoiler: Screenshot of full collection

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I will never unironically understand why this dumb bastard insists on using TheyCallMeDSP/DSPGaming for everything. Its not hard to come up with something innocuous like xXBBCADDICT1488Xx that nobody would know is him.

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

I will never unironically understand why this dumb bastard insists on using TheyCallMeDSP/DSPGaming for everything. Its not hard to come up with something innocuous like xXBBCAADDICT1488Xx that nobody would know is him.

He wouldn't be the biggest retard lolcow though if he was able to think even 5 seconds ahead

 

[johnkimble123]

He is going to write off every single card, this is the same guy who admits to using the bathroom midstream so he can write off the water bill. I think he writes off his entire mortgage even though the IRS guidelines on the matter are crystal clear (he can only write off the portion he uses for business, and before anybody asks he can't get creative by saying the home's entire value comes from the streaming room).

The only thing he could write off is the sq ft of the room he streams in + that % of utilities house wide.

Im curious, how did you discover Dsp?

Sadly was subscribed in like 2009/2010 since he was early to making video game content. Between constant awful videos and more competition, that changed until the move to Washington.

Also Leanna was a cunt then and likely at least partially one BUT the funniest thing is that 1) exposure to normal people got her to leave and 2) she’s done more in her life than the fat cunt living with Phil, by default of getting away from Phil. That is hilarious in itself.

 

[Chaos.Monkey]

It was Throne and he hasn't mentioned it in ages and I couldn't find any evidence of it anywhere on his YouTube page. I think the mockery ended that little project.

!throne is still active on nightbot in YT chat and redirects to here:

https://throne.com/darksydephil

He's had a pet hair remover posted the entire time, I hope jasper eventually got something and he just forgot to remove it.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Weekly Money Breakdown

https://x.com/JGAnno24/status/2073202039857827866

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

Why do you have this on your Throne, King? I thought you were married to a human female? Who definitely doesn't want to go to Japan, neither do you?

I don't get it David why did you put this on your Throne


Edit: actually maybe I am dented, I think in reality he only has like 3 things he manually put on there, then the website just gives you generic 'recommendations'...I'm a retard

 

[Twrx]

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Why do you have this on your Throne, King? I thought you were married to a human female? Who definitely doesn't want to go to Japan, neither do you?

I don't get it David why did you put this on your Throne


Edit: actually maybe I am dented, I think in reality he only has like 3 things he manually put on there, then the website just gives you generic 'recommendations'...I'm a retard

I wouldn't put it past him, remember the tit painting?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

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Why do you have this on your Throne, King? I thought you were married to a human female? Who definitely doesn't want to go to Japan, neither do you?

I don't get it David why did you put this on your Throne


Edit: actually maybe I am dented, I think in reality he only has like 3 things he manually put on there, then the website just gives you generic 'recommendations'...I'm a retard

These things are used for artists to draw poses.

I would bet 1000 bucks that Kat draws anime cartoon porn.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Jack is fucking dying now and he's not quite as funny.

Reading something like this about other lolcows makes me daydream, as I do every now and then during the course of following the Snortex, about what the end days of DSP’s life will be like. Because the only thing we do know for sure is he will stream them, and he will damn well monetize them.

If you think he’s producing some great milk now at his midlife as he realizes, on some deeply buried level, he’s wasted and will continue to waste his entire life, wait until the end is actually in sight! He’s either going to finally have a complete mental breakdown, or reach levels of gaslighting for himself and his dents that were previously thought psychologically impossible.

And there’s probably a higher chance than any of us might think that Pokémon cards will still be involved, somehow.

 

[RougeRed]

Since it comes up pretty often, and I'm not sure it's common knowledge, but writing things off really doesn't save you that much money, and in Phil's case does him even less good. It does save some money on your tax bill, but even writing off 20,000 dollars of his income as business expenses will leave him 100k to pay on. Add on top of that the fact that he saves literally zero dollars, and his bill is still going to be ridiculous. He was already on 2 seperate back tax payment plans when the bank leaks happened, and I guarantee he is just planning to do the same thing every year.

Attempting to write things off is just his Phil-style way of telling himself that he's doing something about his looming IRS issues while still spending every available dollar on retarded addictions. I've always assumed that it's a big part of his extreme anxiety about maintaining his non-goal minimums per stream. He already owes all of that money to the tax man, and if he ever stops making money even for a little while, that debt is still there.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Since it comes up pretty often, and I'm not sure it's common knowledge, but writing things off really doesn't save you that much money, and in Phil's case does him even less good. It does save some money on your tax bill, but even writing off 20,000 dollars of his income as business expenses will leave him 100k to pay on. Add on top of that the fact that he saves literally zero dollars, and his bill is still going to be ridiculous. He was already on 2 seperate back tax payment plans when the bank leaks happened, and I guarantee he is just planning to do the same thing every year.

Attempting to write things off is just his Phil-style way of telling himself that he's doing something about his looming IRS issues while still spending every available dollar on retarded addictions. I've always assumed that it's a big part of his extreme anxiety about maintaining his non-goal minimums per stream. He already owes all of that money to the tax man, and if he ever stops making money even for a little while, that debt is still there.

You could give someone like Phil a flat 30% price reduction on everything and he'd still manage to blow through all his money and end up in debt because that's just the way his brain is wired.

I'm sure all of us know at least one person that is on the brink of financial ruin, gets a large chunk of cash and still somehow manages to dig himself into an even bigger hole.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I think my favorite part of this gay ass thumbnail is that Phil doesn't even have clothes like that. Beyond his pedophile shirts that he doesn't even bother ironing, I highly doubt Phil owns a suit jacket and pants, it's always shirt and sweatpants.