DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[HackerX]

He just slipped up and called it "the goal" again. Goes into clown mode trying to cope with the fact that he has now been provably lying about there not being goals anymore.

Goal no goal slip June 28 2026.mp4

This pathological liar released a video two days ago crying about how others are being "deceptive".

ROFL.

Firstly. Ya know, him rounding down to $2 instead of up to $3 is the least shocking thing ever. Only this nigga can complain about money that someone has given him while simultaneously actively begging for people to give him money.

Secondly, Phil is clearly not bothered at all by accidentally saying goal You can tell how not bothered DSP is as he's dramatically pretending to be bothered by it, when he's not bothered by it in reality. (Jesus Christ. Only a Prime Cut, like King Phillip, can cause an incoherent sentence like that to happen.)

What's funny is, how in the fuck does someone get so evidently upset after a relatively meaningless slip-up? Oh, I know! Because that slip-up's sole purpose is to serve as a narc shield for a retarded lie he's clinging onto mightily. As much as you, me, Aunt Jemima, my dog, and even Mr. Burnell over here know that "milestone" is just "goal" with an extra syllable, that he only uses because Asmongold was supposed to be his savior, him simply uttering "Goal" is a critical hit. Super effective even, in the spirit of Japanese Pokemon cards.

It's just hilarious because only Phil could find himself in the situation where accidentally saying "goal" would buckbreak him like it just did.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Gameplay starts and legit he has to get handheld how to equip the fucking torch. Un fucking real lmao

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

His compulsion to always make himself in character creators is so weird. I don't think I've ever made myself in a game, maybe once when I was like really young in the Sims or something. Is that a narcissism thing or a lack of creativity?

It's both. His face swap on FUCKING EVERYTHING in his slideshow is narcissism, his Pokemon 'nick names' being what a literal 6 year old would name them is lack of creativity, and making himself in videogames combines both options, PLUS he can menu stall for 45min longer than anybody else. It's peak DSP

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Gameplay starts and legit he has to get handheld how to equip the fucking torch. Un fucking real lmao

Keep in mind that this is the THIRD time that he’s played this on stream…

 

[spacko]

Gameplay starts and legit he has to get handheld how to equip the fucking torch. Un fucking real lmao

Keep in mind that this is the THIRD time that he’s played this on stream…

he also has a guide open on the other monitor

tuhuh

so meaningful

i would guess hes also been watching ds2 speedrun videos and is going to use speedrunning strats he totally came up with of his own volition. or he'll ragquit a few hours in. or not. guise i think i might be philled out i dont care anymore

 

[EmpGulcasa]

His compulsion to always make himself in character creators is so weird. I don't think I've ever made myself in a game, maybe once when I was like really young in the Sims or something. Is that a narcissism thing or a lack of creativity?

I don't get it either so it must be a narcissism thing. I always try to come up with a character idea in my head and then sort of "role play" it, the last thing I want to do is have my pasty ass running around in a game I play to escape reality.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

DSP has purchased a Japanese Pokemon card box

Someone just needs to tell Phil that all the most rare and robust Pokemon style cards are in Japan, and he can make triple the profits selling them in the US when they have ching chong writing on them.

Wait...did this dumbfuck actually believe my shit post? Fucking KEK. Too bad I didn't think that he could order them from the Snort Fort, I was hoping he'd actually go and run into some detractor Yakuza members.

 

[shekelshoah666]

40 minutes in and he still doesn't have a weapon and he is wandering around the very start. He is talking about what he needs to do X and Y and where Z leads but he still can't find a weapon after starting as the depraved class or w/e.

Actually an unreal playthrough and now his chat just got crashed on YouTube lmao time to make the stream over.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

His compulsion to always make himself in character creators is so weird. I don't think I've ever made myself in a game, maybe once when I was like really young in the Sims or something. Is that a narcissism thing or a lack of creativity?

Yes.

 

[Dr.StrangeGlove]

LOL GET FUCKED DENT HEAD! LOCK THE CHAT AGAIN

 

[thebigdream]

I don't get it either so it must be a narcissism thing. I always try to come up with a character idea in my head and then sort of "role play" it, the last thing I want to do is have my pasty ass running around in a game I play to escape reality.

The only exception for me is something like Tomodachi Life where it can be funny seeing how your persona interacts with the other characters. But you also don't really 'play' yourself in that case...hmm, maybe that's why Phil refuses to play the game, it'd just be him alone on the island with his Wolverine doll.

 

[PD43]

Who was asking for Dark Souls 2, again? Is there a new Soulsbourn game on the horizon so he's trying to grift it? Why this game?

Recently there hasn't been a single playthrough I can see people wanting to watch. We are legit just running the clock out until GTA 6.
-dust off an old playthrough
-scour Steam for some "hidden gem"
-play some unending indie sim until everyone gets bored
This is a buisiness strat? Man alive.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Who was asking for Dark Souls 2, again? Is there a new Soulsbourn game on the horizon so he's trying to grift it? Why this game?

Recently there hasn't been a single playthrough I can see people wanting to watch. We are legit just running the clock out until GTA 6.
-dust off an old playthrough
-scour Steam for some "hidden gem"
-play some unending indie sim until everyone gets bored
This is a buisiness strat? Man alive.

Who was asking for him to play a second round of Elden Ring? Who was asking for him to play Code Veronica again? Who the fuck keeps asking for TCG??

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

-Go into Raw Phil for the first time in a while
-"Good news for those of you into the pokemon pack openings!"
It is inescapable at this point.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

PHAIL FELTED AGAIN

Chat frozen for the second time today, so DiaperSydePhail has to restart the stream again- 2month sub only chat. No way he can play DS2 without chat handholding.

 

[shekelshoah666]

This is some performance art shit Majula theme just playing for the last hour while DSP wanders around the town and gets his chat frozen multiple times.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

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[shekelshoah666]

LMAO HE JUST DIED AGAINST THE FIRST ENEMY HE FOUGHT NO FUCKING WAY

"People wanted this mod!" this is amazing

 

[FormerPro]

An hour and a half after turning the game on Phil has died to the first enemy he's come across. He's berating his chat because he's installed a path traced lighting mod which means the indoor cave areas are pitch black and he can't see. The sound balance is completely off and his voice is being drowned out by rushing water noises. He's now being invaded and killed by a detractor called Cammy.

This is a top-tier DSP stream.

 

[shekelshoah666]

An hour and a half after turning the game on Phil has died to the first enemy he's come across. He's berating his chat because he's installed a path traced lighting mod which means the indoor cave areas are pitch black and he can't see. The sound balance is completely off and his voice is being drowned out by rushing water noises. He's now being invaded and killed by a detractor called Cammy.

This is a top-tier DSP stream.

Best stream of the year I am not even kidding lmao absolutely unreal