DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[WardTrangler]

This fucking 40+ year old dent is wearing a Pokémon shirt.

The shamelessness
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The shirt and the pokemon socks, yet he claims it’s the people who dye their hair that are the ones marketing to children, not him.

Even if you were to concede that all of his fans are 30+, it would still logically follow that they have the minds of children for his blatant pandering to be as sussessful as it is.

 

[Coffee Man]

Can we get some fucking video games in this stream @DSPGAMING

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DSP doesn't sound happy that people are tracking his donators lol and now ICS on a known sock (tommiverceti used to be skyjogger) keeps sending him superchats about how he doesn't know why people think he's ICS.

Coping about his diaper picture now saying he lost so much weight that's why it looks like that

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Remember you retards, he doesn't care about DAH TROLLS.

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[Ardath]

What other content creator does View audits like this. This is the reason he never got any traction doing sponsor streams or bounties, he goes into the autistic behind the scenes deep dives on views and money that make him seem super unhinged.

 

[shekelshoah666]

What other content creator does View audits like this. This is the reason he never got any traction doing sponsor streams or bounties, he goes into the autistic behind the scenes deep dives on views and money that make him seem super unhinged.

"I didn't even look at how the GTA video did" man you are legit in the comments replying and deleting shit who are you trying to fool. It's so fucking pathetic.

 

[Fridge Raider]

Can we get some fucking video games in this stream @DSPGAMING

Talks about Pokemon for an hour.

"Okay that's all I had for topics on this podcast, let's have you guys ask me some questions for the next hour...."

Dead air...

"No, that's stupid."

More dead air...

"No I've never ridden a roller coaster in a swimsuit...."

Checks phone for card delivery, more dead air...

"No I've never heard of that. 'PumpkinChunker' what a name... tuhu..."

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

DSP: "I don't care about the trolls, dood." Oh and if you're laughing about his old man diaper butt? You're just coping because he's successful.

And, him having days written on his underwear? Oh, we're all just jealous of him. So jealous! *Sarcasm*

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"I didn't even look at how the GTA video did" man you are legit in the comments replying and deleting shit who are you trying to fool. It's so fucking pathetic.

Remember, he's surprised that there are no negative comments:

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Another follow up Rockstar question, this whole thing is like a premium boosted status for GTAO is it not and last time I checked they haven't mentioned anything about doing a GTAO using the upcoming GTA6 and 5 when it came out was like what a year after the initial release so really this is just Rockstar going "hey if you like GTA6 why not try out GTAO and here's a trial month of the boosted account for extra money, exp and other shit".

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Speaking of shipping, I remember him being particularly angry about how the modern day supply chain, and logistics in general, work. He was upset about Pokemon cards being shipped from different locations, and was convinced the store was screwing him. Something along the lines of the store being sold out and hurriedly purchasing his order from elsewhere. Phil is clearly unfamiliar with the concept of geographically seprate warehouses.

I remember when he used Truck Simulator to guess how long it'll take one for one of his deliveries to arrive.

 

[thebigdream]

Also Phail chat moving so slow, the dents think the chat freeze glitch is back

Asking if the chat is frozen is going to be such an easy way to tilt Phil going forward. It's a lose-lose situation. Either it is and he's being fucked with again, or it isn't and there's no one in his chat because his stream fucking sucks. Suffah Phil

 

[Comma]

He just slipped up and called it "the goal" again. Goes into clown mode trying to cope with the fact that he has now been provably lying about there not being goals anymore.

0:26

This pathological liar released a video two days ago crying about how others are being "deceptive".

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

BTW you fucking faggot Polack, ummmmm.......that's not a "Freudian slip" that's "saying the quiet part out loud".

 

[Fridge Raider]

He just slipped up and called it "the goal" again. Goes into clown mode trying to cope with the fact that he has now been provably lying about there not being goals anymore.

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This pathological liar released a video two days ago crying about how others are being "deceptive".

It never left. He is the only person that thinks that it's not a goal just because he's not calling it a goal. It has been there since the week after it was "abolished", he's just using mental gymnastics to be semantically correct. Dude is so slimy.

BTW you fucking faggot Polack, ummmmm.......that's not a "Freudian slip" that's "saying the quiet part out loud".

Or just "being honest" because it is the goal, it has always been the goal. Just because I call my dog a duck doesn't mean that he is a duck, and if I insist on calling him one then one day slip up and call him a dog that isn't a Freudian slip. It's just not lying.

 

[INirvana]

and like every playthrough, he's making a bunch of unfunny jokes and unfunny songs with it.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Whenever a lolcow passes and people come out to jokingly say "DSP OUTLIVES ANOTHER!" all I can think about is "Sure he outlived them but would you call DSPs life living?" the man humiliates himself 6 days a week and has spent a large percentage of his adult life doing so. He has no savings, no real love in his life, his only real family is very close to death and he has a crippling addiction to both hard liquor and gambling (Not even real gambling by the way gay retarded gacha) . The man is a terrified hermit who very likely has frequent nightmares about detractors shooting him in public. When the last whale goes, there is no one to bail him out and he will be homeless. If you call that living sure DSP outlived another one.

 

[thebigdream]

He just slipped up and called it "the goal" again. Goes into clown mode trying to cope with the fact that he has now been provably lying about there not being goals anymore.

Goal no goal slip June 28 2026.mp4

This pathological liar released a video two days ago crying about how others are being "deceptive".

Holy fuck that was demented, he's like a Jim Carey character but not acting

 

[Fridge Raider]

If you call that living sure DSP outlived another one.

As PPP has said, his win condition is just turning on a stream to beg each day. That's a win for him. It's pathetic.

 

[Fridge Raider]

His compulsion to always make himself in character creators is so weird. I don't think I've ever made myself in a game, maybe once when I was like really young in the Sims or something. Is that a narcissism thing or a lack of creativity?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Not a very chill way to spend your weekend by drowning in your own comments, Phil. Also, how many times is he going to say "Fuck Nintendo" before he realizes that he's conditioned his audience to treat all of his Nintendo playthroughs as failures?
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So YouTube is using AI to make thumbnails now?
Odd. One would think he didn't have time for this with all of it dedicated to the wife he loves.

Coping about his diaper picture now saying he lost so much weight that's why it looks like that

Hi Phail!