DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Burl McMillan]

Triple P mentioned before how low energy and half-assed Phil's skinwalking is of Kino Casino when he tries to do the LETS GET SOME SUUUUUBS. Turns out all Phil needed was proper motivation, man could honestly be third chair turbogrift with how much he really tried to squeeze in that last $18 for the goal milestone pack opening incentive.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

That was a brutal day stream begathon today. Of course, the dents rewarded their pig god with shekels in the night stream. Zanzibar you are an absolute dickless moron for donating 100 kicks after Phil insulted you earlier. Like cuckwell levels of retard.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

I really wonder what the cost/profit ratio is on the Pokémon cards so far. He has to have spent like half of the money he’s “””earned””” begging to open Pokémon cards, to buy more Pokémon cards. And now he’s buying Pokémon t-shirts? How long until his entire ahffice is redecorated to be filled with nothing but Pokémon merchandise?

I can see it now: a 50-year-old man, in pajama pants and a Pikachu shirt, T-posing with bug-eyes surrounded by shelves of his shiny Pokémon cards, Pokémon game cases, Pokémon figurines… and a wife who has convinced herself that room does not exist, because whenever she thinks about being married to a man with a room like that, she wants to try eating a shotgun barrel instead of a snack pizza.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

NOT COOL GUYS.

Juicy beg on today's Code Veronica stream!

naht cool.mov

1:10 fools sip

 

[crackbucket]

I really wonder what the cost/profit ratio is on the Pokémon cards so far. He has to have spent like half of the money he’s “””earned””” begging to open Pokémon cards, to buy more Pokémon cards. And now he’s buying Pokémon t-shirts? How long until his entire ahffice is redecorated to be filled with nothing but Pokémon merchandise?

I can see it now: a 50-year-old man, in pajama pants and a Pikachu shirt, T-posing with bug-eyes surrounded by shelves of his shiny Pokémon cards, Pokémon game cases, Pokémon figurines… and a wife who has convinced herself that room does not exist, because whenever she thinks about being married to a man with a room like that, she wants to try eating a shotgun barrel instead of a snack pizza.

Even if he is making a profit, at some point the dents will get tired of opening pokemon cards but Phil's addiction will remain.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

DSP at the start of the pre-stream, promising to play the game in about an hour:
In one hour I will play the game June 22 2026.mp4

Also DSP, 1 hour 5 minutes (and only $10) later:
One hour later stalling for donations June 22 2026.mp4

Fucking lost it a Q and A lmao this nigger doesn’t leave the house there’s nothing left to ask this loser god damn

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Laaaaaaiiid back

with his mind on the dentbux and the dentbux on his mind

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I really wonder what the cost/profit ratio is on the Pokémon cards so far. He has to have spent like half of the money he’s “””earned””” begging to open Pokémon cards, to buy more Pokémon cards. And now he’s buying Pokémon t-shirts? How long until his entire ahffice is redecorated to be filled with nothing but Pokémon merchandise?

I can see it now: a 50-year-old man, in pajama pants and a Pikachu shirt, T-posing with bug-eyes surrounded by shelves of his shiny Pokémon cards, Pokémon game cases, Pokémon figurines… and a wife who has convinced herself that room does not exist, because whenever she thinks about being married to a man with a room like that, she wants to try eating a shotgun barrel instead of a snack pizza.

You're being optimistic when it comes to the shelf-life of his current skinwalking as a Pokemon fan. By the time piggy is 50 all the Pokemon crap he's gonna buy is gonna be collecting dust in his fag closet until the end of time. Or well, until the next "DSP comes out of the closet stream" where he'll be like "remember when I collected Pokemon cards tuhuhu" before once again throwing them into the fag closet to collect dust.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

He just said he's ordered Pokemon T shirts. You're 44 years old Phil

While this is by no means the craziest Phil arc...it's still wild to me that Phil has spent so much money on something he isn't actually a fan of. Like, with Champions, he at least understood the product and has a known interest in barely clad muscle men, but Phil really doesn't like Pokemon. Or even understand it. Even after all the packs he's opened and the games he's played, I'd be shocked if he could name 10 pokemon off the top of his head, or explain the type matchups, or how you actually play the card game.

Like, the whole thing is just bizarre. I get that Phil has an addiction, but there's no shortage of gambling/gacha out there, surely, he could have found like, another wrestling one or latched onto any sort of gambling game or something he's at least vaguely interested in. Even when it comes to having an addiction, Phil somehow manages to mess it up.

 

[Dr.Pepper Cherry]

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What Phil thinks he looks like eating to his audience.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I don't think I've ever seen someone eat exclusively using their lips. It reminds of that TV series Resident Alien. Everything he does is always just strange enough to mock without crossing over into pure parody.

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I love how he humiliates himself like this just so he can deduct the cost of some of his DoorDash slop from his taxes

 

[PD43]

I love me a good conspiracy theory but it takes an unironic flat earther to regularly donate to DSP. FlatManB is so fucking dented.

1. We don't claim him.
2. He WILL be tossed over the edge with the rest of them.
3. Don't @ me unless you've been to space.

-a PetiteDragon shitpost

 

[Baklava]

While this is by no means the craziest Phil arc...it's still wild to me that Phil has spent so much money on something he isn't actually a fan of. Like, with Champions, he at least understood the product and has a known interest in barely clad muscle men, but Phil really doesn't like Pokemon. Or even understand it. Even after all the packs he's opened and the games he's played, I'd be shocked if he could name 10 pokemon off the top of his head, or explain the type matchups, or how you actually play the card game.

Like, the whole thing is just bizarre. I get that Phil has an addiction, but there's no shortage of gambling/gacha out there, surely, he could have found like, another wrestling one or latched onto any sort of gambling game or something he's at least vaguely interested in. Even when it comes to having an addiction, Phil somehow manages to mess it up.

He probably would straight up gamble on livestream if it was legal in Washington. Instead, he's addicted to gacha.

 

[DerelictOnion]

I am more interested in how his new Pokemon addiction affects the Pokemon cards sphere. It is always so fascinating to watch how the outside world, consisting of people not intimately familiar with Phil and what he is, reacts to him - from developers apologizing for giving him a free copy of a game to the WWE Champions Reddit banning any mention of DSP. Surely one of the most hated people on the Internet muscling his way into Pokemon cards in order to grift money causes some ripples in the water.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He probably would straight up gamble on livestream if it was legal in Washington. Instead, he's addicted to gacha.

Lard and Tard said that back during the KANG/Kino Dentsino saga they were on the cusp of getting him to gamba on stream but then piggy found out that it was illegal in WA. What could have been...

 

[Balr0g]

He just said he's ordered Pokemon T shirts. You're 44 years old Phil

He needs to bring back the Pikachu hat to complete his retardation. he will probably Hide that under another goal...i mean milestone. I wonder how big the crashout will be when none of the dents will buy in. He will probably retcon it like the vest streak: 'I hated buying all these cards and open them for Money. I HATED IT" This Sissy bitch is so fake. He was never a gaymer and definetly not a content creator except feeding a thriving machine of trolling and meming.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

if he gets one I'll finish the job Jaha started

Get ready cause with his pigroach luck he'll likely get two of them.

Pigroach luck acting like a monkey's paw, I guess he'll get two 512gb units one with a controller one without. He'll likely brick one while trying to install windows on it and toss the one without controller to fat Khet.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Been playing EDF6. Now i just need a mod to replace the enemy sounds with begs.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Phil is going to end up crashing out with the pokemon stuff, he is going to claim his streams are being centered around opening packs and not about the game. He did the same with the hats and vests but those were not costing him hundreds of dollars.
The fact this retard is charging 100$ to watch him open a pack of prismatic evolutions is actually insane, the cost of a pack right now is around 15$ he is charging over six times the normal asking price and he gets to keep the cards. And the best part is hes going to try to write this all off on his taxes as a business expense.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

>already has multiple gaming pcs
>will still buy multiple inferior gaming pcs
>will be featured on 1-2 streams and will almost certainly not pay for themselves
business degree