💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[World in Scarlet]

I balk at calling them cultists, because the reasons for continued support are pretty varied

This is true, IRL there is a lot of diversity and most likely many of his voters even have no idea what is going on in politics and mindlessly make their cross next to whatever Republican is on the ballot every 4 years.

On kiwifarms specifically, the support base are a literal cult though. Batshit insane pseudo-religious weirdos with an average IQ of 80 and 27 mental illnesses, who affirm to each other that whatever lunacy he posted today is totally true and based, even though he posted the complete opposite view yesterday and they were affirming just as fervently that this too was 100% true and based then, and even when he shits his pants in public it's actually part of a 6D chess gambit that will reveal itself any day now (10 years later still zero cases of that ever being the case btw).
They actively spam threads to kill discussion, mass negrate anything that goes against groupthink as though they were on reddit, etc. When someone tried to shoot him, people in USPG were talking about how they were crying IRL.

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Bit of an aside, but why is the Trump Enslavement thread in the Thunderdome where it attracts the usual crop of retards and lunatics, instead of Community Watch where a thread like that would usually be? Is it just because the Trump Derangement Syndrome thread is in the Thunderdome too? The community of the latter thread are above described deranged lunatics who complain about people not worshipping their holy child predator, instead of anything genuinely lolcow related, so it's appropriately placed in the cult occupied zone, while the Trump Enslavement crop is bountiful and you could probably run that thread on lolcows from this site alone (or go on X and look up what absurd shit all the MAGA accounts post), due to above described characteristics.

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A combination of pictures of the renovations of the Reflecting Pool taken May 2, May 28, June 7, June 12, June 16 and June 18, 2026, which was painted blue at the directive of U.S. President Trump, ahead of the 250th anniversary of U.S. Independence, in Washington, D.C.

Amazing work. HUSSEIN Obama would never have done this.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The man literally created a swamp in the heart of the Capitol. The irony is outrageously ridiculous.

 

[World in Scarlet]

Trump claims his algae pool disintegrating is caused by vandalism with chemicals.

This guy is probably going to get prosecuted for domestic terrorism soon

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His demented narcissistic lying about how people love him now caused an international diplomatic incident with Italy.

Meloni speaking to Trump at the relevant event, looks like he is not happy about what she is saying, which may have caused him to lie about her to reporters afterwards.

0:17

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Okay, so let’s quickly go over what happened today. I wish I had done the birthday and the Iran deal, but it was just too much going on. This one is nice and short, not a lot of shit to post today.
He posted some propaganda from the UFC fight last night before going to bed, and then woke up and posted an AI slop clip of what appears to be him filling the reflecting pool with a hose that is connected to a liberal’s head bubble tank??? I don’t know

He posted even more propaganda, some of it repeats from last night. Then he posted these two messages and then retweeted them both at two separate points before noon.


Time to shill for Linsday Graham


Probably a lie


Donald previously endorsed Evette but then decided to endorse the other candidate, Wilson, as well for South Carolina’s runoff election for governor. The admin probably decided that they can’t be having Donald take any more preventable L’s, so they convinced him that he’ll win this election for sure if he supports both candidates! And then he also shared a UFC fight picture.

As previously posted, Donald is trying to blame the shortsighted job he had done on the pool on vandals. And also he’s mad at ABC’s reporter. Vandals put some kind of chemical into the water to make the algae bloom.

The part about the grass actually was vandalism, someone tried to write “8647” into the lawn near the National Mall and then the authorities ended up dying the grass green to cover it up.


For some reason he shared this image. I feel like he doesn’t realize that this is hilarious and not something to be sharing with his base.


I was going through his social media to find some more content to pad this out with and I found it! He had the nerve to post a list of things that would happen if Kamala were elected, because everything has been going SO AMAZING so far.

Spoiler: Full images + My Rebuttal

I’m not going to debate them all, so I’ll just make a rebuttal list. Refer to the number in front of the rebuttal for the original claim.
3. Donald is the one who pardoned about 1700 people according to google in his second term. A lot of these pardons were for rich people and politicians. And it removed any fines they would owe, losing the government millions.
4. “We took the freedom of speech away”
7. Our taxes will undoubtedly rise after he’s done in office. We need to fund all of the programs that Elon cut back, and then we’ll need to pay out the ass to all of the people whose rights this administration blatantly infringed upon.
11. The Supreme Court is 6-3 Republican to Democrat. The people on it serve for life. Ignoring that he himself packed the court, for Kamala Harris to pack it would imply the deaths of two Republican justices within 4 years, which is not likely or was a concern for the 2024 election, unless he’s privy to some information that we aren’t.
12. Just “reparations”. Lmao
14. We have to raise the bar to “$10 a gallon” because Donald actually achieved $5 a gallon
23. Not all of us have an irrational fear of the IRS knocking on our doors. Just pay your taxes dude
39. You bullied ByteDance into selling the American portion of TikTok so you could censor it. Please.
17, 18, 42, 45. I don’t care
44. That’s why you ran for office
49. “Kamala would have finished the job Obama started.” What does this mean?
Anyways most of it was Fox News talking points mixed with pure delusion.

Now to quickly go over some of the war posts he’s made (among other posts. Not all but just my favorites + him trying to end a war.

Spoiler: War updates and more

Donald was up bright and early to beg Israel and Iran to stop “shooting”. I love how he put that in quotation marks.

Spoiler: Off-topic

Whenever he uses the word “shooting” as a verb like this, I remember this post he made back in 2020 after people started looting the Walmarts and gas stations in Minneapolis after the George Floyd killing. I want someone to make a compilation of his posts/quotes/Trumpisms and include “when the looting starts, the shooting starts”.

Writing this post now, I realize that it’s quite disturbing just how different this post is vs the rest of the posts in here. He really has deteriorated mentally since then.

He’s clearly fed up with Bibi, as evidenced by “subject to ignorance or stupidity getting in its way”.

The shooting is not stopping.

Donald woke up after the Knicks game and saw that people blamed him for the loss. He took to the keyboard to share his feelings about one naysayer, Stephen A. Smith, who went on air saying, “the brother wasn’t even awake”, in the following:


He totally wiped out Iran’s military, and the news is lying to you about it!!!! At what point do you admit that anybody who believes this is special needs?


He has a secret plan to get oil


Donald announces that he stopped all the bombings he had planned for Iran because they had discussions. Also, he said “The United States of America cannot live with the shackles of birthright citizenship”. He is so dramatic


Donald is mad at Iran for revealing the details of the plan and also for hitting an Indian ship.


He got another kill shot on a random terrorist because why not? He included a video too.



A-logging Obama. He doesn’t like that this deal is being compared to Obama’s. Or being compared to Obama in any way.


He kept his congratulatory message focused on the Knicks!


The shooting still has not stopped overseas. Donald weakly begs Israel to please not fucking bomb Lebanon.


He whined a lot about the trouble he was getting with Bill Pulte. This is my favorite. “He would only be Acting!” Lmao


Pipe-dreaming

I don’t know if this was pipe dreaming, I’m too lazy to find out.


He drops yet another banger post dividing his own nation for no fucking reason before lying to his own nation:


I actually can’t decide which of these posts are my favorite. They’re all so wild with and without context. Also, he posted this at 12:31 AM his time.


A mere three hours and 1 minute later, at 4:32 AM, the senile old man would reach for his phone to scream into the void about “these fools” for thinking his war was a bad idea when the stock market just hit a record high.

This is the first time I have seen him post into the hours of the night like this since I started watching a month or so ago. He usually stops after 12 or 1 am and starts up at 5 or 6 in the morning.

Oh, and besides this type of drivel, he was also crying about the SAVE act and other insufferable things


OIL IS FLOWING. YOU’RE WELCOME.


I just included this because this is the priority. Yes, there’s an active war going on, and the Epstein files aren’t going anywhere, but this is what we should be spending money and focusing on.

It’s so ugly.

I don’t think a single thing he said here is actually true

Edit: No, he didn’t mention Juneteenth, not even once

 

[Hannibalistique]

woke up and posted an AI slop clip of what appears to be him filling the reflecting pool with a hose that is connected to a liberal’s head bubble tank??? I don’t know

I'm assuming this is supposed to be "liberal tears" somehow, though that seemed more obvious when reading your description than after seeing the actual post, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[SBG]

I balk at calling them cultists, because the reasons for continued support are pretty varied and the support is fairly subdued in 2026. Probably mostly sunk cost fallacy at this point.

Thinking of it as a sunk cost thing seems understandable. A lot of their identity is now tied up in Trump who has become their representation of what "right wing" is for over a decade now.

If they admit he's a fuck up then it doesn't really give them anything else they can rally around, especially since Trump would just sic his people and media allies at whoever did try popping up to push Trump aside.

Still a lot of Republicans are at least feeling disillusioned to the point they may not flip to Democrats, but instead just not vote. I've heard it quite a bit in Texas in regards to Paxton since he's an obvious horror show, resulting in a number of Republicans I know debating voting for Talarico.

 

[The Hungry African]

Orange man is fat and would not have sex with him.

Orange man does not care what you think even less about your consent. If you are a large muscular especially of the African persuasion he will have sex with you. Like all deviant homosexuals, Power Bottom Donny can not be satiated.

As previously posted, Donald is trying to blame the shortsighted job he had done on the pool on vandals. And also he’s mad at ABC’s reporter. Vandals put some kind of chemical into the water to make the algae bloom.

I wondering why they didn't just release a bunch of wildlife to control the algae and maybe do something cool with that pointless body of water but seeing this I now realize that Trump was worried that vandals would release chemicals that would turn the frogs gay and the fish transgender.

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

They are also the kinds of people who ferment their own urine to multiply the human stem cells to drink. In this version he's just dumping it on himself. https://www.tiktok.com/@bullmanbrahman/video/6919443286751055109

tikcdn_beubagah_com_ba2c2ded_bd58_4fd2_b671_1f72d176a9cd.mp4

Miggers are like domesticated pigs. All too happy to roll around in their own shit and piss. I hope this MF'er catches pink eye.

Fucking Christ on a pogo-stick...even pajeets use cow shit, not their own. Are miggers actually worse than Indians?

That is the look of a man who's seeing his reputation, his party, his future basically crash and burn all because of a fat, orange faggot who couldn't do anything right.

Thinking of it as a sunk cost thing seems understandable. A lot of their identity is now tied up in Trump who has become their representation of what "right wing" is for over a decade now.

If they admit he's a fuck up then it doesn't really give them anything else they can rally around, especially since Trump would just sic his people and media allies at whoever did try popping up to push Trump aside.

Still a lot of Republicans are at least feeling disillusioned to the point they may not flip to Democrats, but instead just not vote. I've heard it quite a bit in Texas in regards to Paxton since he's an obvious horror show, resulting in a number of Republicans I know debating voting for Talarico.

Other thing to remember is Trump was also the biggest "fuck you" to the left-wing establishment who'd been fucking them over. Be a really hard pill to swallow if they have to go back with "Ok, maybe our 'fuck you' wasn't actually good."

 

[Captain Syrup]

Other thing to remember is Trump was also the biggest "fuck you" to the left-wing establishment who'd been fucking them over.

Wish granted. Texan women are dying of sepsis because abortion carries a penalty of 99 years in prison.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I'm assuming this is supposed to be "liberal tears" somehow, though that seemed more obvious when reading your description than after seeing the actual post, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m not gonna lie, I was kind of stoned. Oops. It doesn’t help that the liquid wasn’t coming from said liberal’s eyes because the AI generation gave up in the video

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

A plane was gifted to the US and the nigga stole it and added it to his personal fleet for no purpose or reason.

 

[Sandnigger]

Packing the court doesn't require judges dying or retiring. The number of justices can vary. Packing the court can also be done by adding more democrat justices than republican. I know because some democrat pundits were clamoring for Biden to do just that after he got elected.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Is he aware that Little Marco is a civilian and doesn't need to "respect the chain of command"? America's capitulation has him so depressed that he looks like he's going to hang himself, anyone who feels this way and isn't a totally craven careerist would have resigned over it, but this white spic has been salivating over the White House for more than a decade at this point and will not hurt his chances of winning it for any reason, even if it means betraying America (from his POV), which should automatically disqualify him. In olden tymes it was considered unseemly to look like you wanted to be president, you know.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

I know because some democrat pundits were clamoring for Biden to do just that after he got elected.

And do you remember how apoplectic others were about it? That solution also sucks ass because it means that future administrations can just monkey with the exact number to get their desired results during their term (this makes it a perfect Democratic solution: something which is temporary, gives lots of power to bad faith actors, and is guaranteed to be undone by the next Republican who comes along).

A solution I really liked was to simply abolish the court as it exists today and replace it with a system whereby individual cases are judged by nine judges who are chosen at random from lower courts. This would drastically reduce the workload placed on the court and eliminate a lot of the corruption and manipulation that exists now since there would just be too many people to bribe with free vacations and shit, and you could never be sure if the guy you were dealing with would ever preside over a case that involved your interests. Establishing an age limit for judges would also be great since that would kill the "court watch" industry.

 

[AltisticRight]

I am completely out of the loop. Why does the entire site need to know about a portrait of Obongo and his wife? Why does anyone care? Obongo isn't the president anymore.

They'll not talk about it in the hopes it disappears. Then again, Ministry of Truth Fox News keeps trying to rewrite reality.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WuqPlcU3cug

It's called cyanobacteria, libtard. Colloquially it's blue-green algae. Blue-green, not green, libtard, fake news TDS sufferer, I bet you turn brown under stress.

He has every negative quality in existence and nothing to redeem any of them.

Well, at least he's not a paeodphile and he didn't massacre a school full of children. Did you know Obongo had his legs on the desk and bombed a wedding with drones? Clearly if you mention thing A it must mean you endorse thing B. It's called facts and logics.
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We’ve seen men lose custody of their kids because their wives can’t deal with the constant, nonstop Qanon conspiracies being inserted into literally every single conversation any longer, and when the divorce hearings commence the judge deems the father unfit for parenthood because they started spouting that shit in court too.

At least no father murdered his own daughter because she doesn't like Trump, you have TDS, liberal. You lost tranny.

nothing ever changes in this forum, nothing. A decade passes and you guys are still obsessed with ''orange man bad.''

Oh no people posting in the lolcow thread of an obese paedophile is posting about an obese paedophile. The humanity. Trump can cure cancer and libtards in this thread will still seethe about him!

Are miggers actually worse than Indians?

Yes.

 

[Umaibae]

an AI slop clip of what appears to be him filling the reflecting pool with a hose that is connected to a liberal’s head bubble tank???

I’m sorry, this is actually insane. What the fuck is this image???

 

[Drip Torch]

Pawpaw was having a bad dementia day, had too be guided off his new personal Qatari flying shit throne. Couldnt find the exit.

Trump is the best sundowner, maybe the greatest sundowner, some are saying that. With tears rolling down their face "Sir, you are the best to ever shit their pants in public." Many say it.

 

[World in Scarlet]

Meloni speaking to Trump at the relevant event, looks like he is not happy about what she is saying, which may have caused him to lie about her to reporters afterwards.

It continues.

Do MAGAniggers actually believe the 2026 Iran War had anything to do with nukes? The Iranian nuclear program ended in 2025 and no attempt was made to revive it.
Also, Trump hallucinates that the US spends hundreds of billions on NATO. In reality it's less than 1 billion a year, about 15% of the total funding.

This could also explain what the conversation with Meloni was about. He probably tarded some nonsense about being denied landing at Italian base and she might have tried to explain that that would have required paperwork in accordance with a treaty between the countries and that the Americans were too incompetent to figure that out.
We recently saw Trump tard rage and storm out when a reporter told him that there's no evidence for any of his claims about election fraud, and that his ramblings don't constitute evidence.

Since he's a bitchmade faggot, he then went to the media to lie about her being desperate to take a picture with him and he felt bad for her. Incredibly pathetic behaviour.
People talk a lot of shit about Ethan Ralph, but he's far more courageous, smarter, and sane than the US president, despite their similarities.

Incidentally, Meloni is what MAGAvermin larp as:
A woman from a poor working class family who through ambition, grit and skill rose to office of Prime Minister. A mother, a christian, and a post-fascist national-conservative pragmatist.
She's the polar opposite of the spineless nepobaby thieves that comprise the MAGA leadership.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

As previously posted, Donald is trying to blame the shortsighted job he had done on the pool on vandals.

If he really thought that was true he would have armed guards posted and security cameras trained on it 24/7.

Also, Trump hallucinates that the US spends hundreds of billions on NATO. In reality it's less than 1 billion a year, about 15% of the total funding.

Also, the amount a country pays to be in NATO is a percentage of the country's GDP. So Trump saying that every country should pay the same as the US is ludicrous.

 

[Jagerjack]

42 is a good starting point to the people who try to connect the dots and wonder whether Trump is being held hostage by Israel. Bro has been an Israel shill forever. His freaking daughter converted to being a jew lol And all that standoff with universities had nothing to do with woke politics on campus, it was all about Palestine protests. Congrats right wing America, you got played again.