DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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  • No

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Phil, I also want this to happen. Since you repeatedly have said you maxxed out your 52.5-lb dumbbells doing curls, I pledge to pay you $100 if you do a set of ten 50-lb dumbbell curls with each arm. Thank you in advance.
Or show off his ability to do infinite sit-ups. I'd be interested to see him just do like 20 of them, and since he can do them forever it shouldn't be difficult.

We all know this is never going to happen though. He got on a GLP medication and started losing weight. In true Phil fashion, he believes this makes him equal to every person who ever lost weight through dieting and getting in shape because he thinks achieving something via a shortcut is the same as doing it the proper way. This led him to make spurious claims about being muscular because he thinks "I'm losing weight" means "I'm in great shape" and let his ego get away from him. Not the first time he's run his mouth way past the point where he should have stopped, and I think he knows it. If we're ever going to see him "work out" on stream, we're going to get a bunch of retcons and walking back of his lies for weeks beforehand.
 
I'll chip in 200, but I need to see the weight verified first.
Yeah, I want an actual weight with a number on it, not just Phil calling a 15-lb dumbbell a 50.

And of course we know he never has done it and can't do it. Anyone who has ever lifted and looked at Phil knows those arms aren't curling 50. That's the point. Our money is very safe.
 
Never understood why he didn't think to give his Dad a special power of attorney to sell it on his behalf. He probably could have even done it online. The only interaction he would have had was with his parents, it's not like he had any issues making them do basic tasks a teenager could do well into adulthood.
Everything about the CTkhando is confusing. After Phil moved, his Aunt moved there, the evil one that gave Phil gout. I believe this was confirmed. Then she died and Phil says he tried renting it out. So, you'd think Dave & Linda would at least tell Phil to do something with his old place, since they paid for his wedding and taxes and all. It's also the main impetus behind the theory that Dave washed his hands of Philip.
 
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Or show off his ability to do infinite sit-ups. I'd be interested to see him just do like 20 of them, and since he can do them forever it shouldn't be difficult.

We all know this is never going to happen though. He got on a GLP medication and started losing weight. In true Phil fashion, he believes this makes him equal to every person who ever lost weight through dieting and getting in shape because he thinks achieving something via a shortcut is the same as doing it the proper way. This led him to make spurious claims about being muscular because he thinks "I'm losing weight" means "I'm in great shape" and let his ego get away from him. Not the first time he's run his mouth way past the point where he should have stopped, and I think he knows it. If we're ever going to see him "work out" on stream, we're going to get a bunch of retcons and walking back of his lies for weeks beforehand.
I agree. This that carrot dangle he likes to do. Same with the VFS and Lapel Mic. And whats funny is he has no excuse. The fact he even has a lapel mic should be enough for the audience to hear him while he's exercising. A camera with a tracking mode should let him be in frame at all times. He has a shittonne of water cannisters. Clear an area turn on your shitty AI muzak and get to work(ing out), bitch!
 
Hyped for the Indevesdents day begapolooza.

Phil has mentioned he always wants to have cards on hand. We know he is expecting 3k for his closet clean up. $50 a pack. $500 a box. He will buy at least 6, but more likely 10 or 15 boxes.

The begging will be beyond anything we have ever seen. A 50$ pack goal is wild enough, imagine a $500 dollar box goal.

“Guys, it’s been 3 hours and we’re only at 240 bucks of support. That’s not even a box. I know you guys love when we rip open packs, which is why I spent so much time and money getting enough boxes for our indivestments day marathon. I don’t know what happened. Is the modern audience tired of pokemon? I don’t know. Hi Satan.”
 
Oh, I didnt watch and thought the "pack to open: 4 of 19" was cuz he got 1k or something, he's just counting how many are left, lol. What's going to happen when he rips them off stream? Is he just going to lower "19"?

And I was just thinking. Isn't there a possibility that he is extra vulnerable to chargebacks now that they're tied to large amounts of money? For example, won't a 500$ box tip chargeback mean he loses the money he paid for the box, so not only would he be back to 0, but actually -400? His pokemon addiction can really be a pivotal moment in begruptcy 2.0 if he isn't careful.
 
Oh, I didnt watch and thought the "pack to open: 4 of 19" was cuz he got 1k or something, he's just counting how many are left, lol. What's going to happen when he rips them off stream? Is he just going to lower "19"?

And I was just thinking. Isn't there a possibility that he is extra vulnerable to chargebacks now that they're tied to large amounts of money? For example, won't a 500$ box tip chargeback mean he loses the money he paid for the box, so not only would he be back to 0, but actually -400? His pokemon addiction can really be a pivotal moment in begruptcy 2.0 if he isn't careful.
If he even gets those big tips. On the first stream two dents left a 100$ Sc and a 159$ SC. Those can't be easily chargedback (Also very organic, 259$ from 314$ came from two dents. I call it "the Casino holiday bump") In fact I think he isn't even recieving many tips on stream these days. His "liquidioty" must be hurting. I fully expect him to juggle Klarna and Amazon credit with his incoming YT payments
 
In fact I think he isn't even recieving many tips on stream these days. His "liquidioty" must be hurting. I fully expect him to juggle Klarna and Amazon credit with his incoming YT payments
I think this is one of the reasons we're getting the 50% crash outs about kick support every(other)day and why 'The Great Amnesty of June 2026' happened.
One can be slow both, absolutely-fucking-not.
I'm not one for saying the sky is falling because there will always be a spastic ready to rip open their velcro wallet so they can enter the 16-digit cheat code to "own da twollz". The kino and Asmon drive by supporters are long gone.
Everything IS slowing down and even the biggest narc should see it. Will Dave? Only time will tell. But the way he's jumping between gimmicks tells me he knows deep down, something's up.
 
I am assuming the chest-style freezer is loaded with frozen Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches so Kat can fill the regular freezer with whatever crap she needs to keep her weight on. After all, she apparently takes big bites out of his food even for DSP Tries It. A chest freezer might be the only play to keep her out of his share of food.
It's Kat's frozen-style snack-style pizza-style chest-style freezer.
 
Trolls don't bother him:
the king is completely unbothered, moisturized, in his lane, flourishing, insulated, yet we get weekly meltdowns at this point about how he cant go eat at the restaurant or shop at the card store down the street because the mouth drooling trolls are stalking him 24/7 and waiting to pounce
 
Streams have been very dull lately tbqh, no real drama besides him salting out at the khup-rattler yt troll, whales been keeping the coffers flush, very very boring games. The occasional bait devouring on the podcast + watching him gachagasm over pokemon cards is about it entertainment wise
 
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