DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

>No Muramasa
>No Crissaegrim
>No Alucard Shield/Shield Rod combo
>Didn't explore enough of the castle to even get the best ending

Holy fuck.

He legit just rushed the game with a guide to the exact bosses he needed to do to finish the game as fast as possible. He was totally fucking done with the game.

Barely tried any weapons, didn't use spells unless on accident, barely used shapeshifting, maybe used gravity boots 2 times on purpose, had severe navigation issues could barely make jumps, zero awareness of where enemies were on the screen and just in general showed that he is bad at retro style games.

He's talking about finally doing a Super Metroid playthrough now it's just gonna be the same shit chat handholding and as soon as he has a bad stream he will open a guide and rush the end. He mentioned Aria of Sorrow too all of the games after SOTN are harder for sure just gonna be the same shit as well.

Imagine being paid 6 figures to play some of the all time great games on a stream and you resort to having chat carry you or reading a guide. Sad!

Also still no Super Mario Bros 1 playthough on stream where is it DSP?

 

[Baklava]

Watching Phil fumble through Aria/Dawn of Sorrow (or god forbid, trying to spam with the gun) would be hilarious. Harmony of Dissonance would be another treat, but he'd ruin it by rushing through with guides.

 

[morel style individual]

Imagine being paid 6 figures to play some of the all time great games on a stream and you resort to having chat carry you or reading a guide. Sad!

He doesn't get paid to play games, he gets paid to have his chat play games for him. He's basically a genAI service and his chat pays for tokens to use it. Holy shit, I can't believe I never made the connection before. Yet another form of online media that Phil pioneered. Except instead of thumbnails or promo art or soulless music, the only output from ChatGLP is footage of a confused elderly man contemplating suicide.

 

[Mewchu]

Also still no Super Mario Bros 1 playthough on stream where is it DSP?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Mu6jKH-bXA

DEBUNKED!

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

He just said on the prestream that he is now open to recording himself doing a workout sometime

Because he is now "doing everything right" and would NOT look stupid!

Yes king that's right you will look so badass and felt all of us if you make a video of yourself pumping that iron! Please let this happen.

Phil I know you are reading this so let me know who I have to kill to make this a thing.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'm beginning to wonder if Phail has a serious amount of money coming from some dent(s) through back channels. The amount of money he's spent in recent weeks -- the Pokeman cards, his chest-style top loading freezer, the gym equipment and whatever else is slipping my mind at the moment. Assuming he's still paying the usual human-style expenses, he's spent a large amount of money in the past few weeks.

I know Klarna/credit could be playing some kind of role in this, but without estimating expenses vs. income -- because I don't care that much -- it just seems to be that he's either rolling down the hill of debt again or getting undeclared "support".

This Pokemon card addiction is probably replacing his WWE Champions addiction that he was spending ~$2500/month on.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

This Pokemon card addiction is probably replacing his WWE Champions addiction that he was spending ~$2500/month on.

This is my assumption as well. Phil's mush brain doesn't seem capable of doing two things at once. But this is Phil, there's not many things he's good at, but setting money on fire is one of them, so it's entirely possible he's also spending on Champions as he develops a new addiction to Pokemon cards

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

This is my assumption as well. Phil's mush brain doesn't seem capable of doing two things at once. But this is Phil, there's not many things he's good at, but setting money on fire is one of them, so it's entirely possible he's also spending on Champions as he develops a new addiction to Pokemon cards

It's been discussed here but since Phil left his guild months ago and hasn't joined any, there's no reason for him to go ham on getting the best cards anymore. He's likely just playing to do daily tasks and get basic new wrestlers when they're released.

 

[cassetteisgod]

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Dipping your mauled chicken sandwich into the spillage is crazy work.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Phil has basically opened as many packs off stream as he has on stream at this point. If I'm off about any of these numbers please correct me.

MegaEvolution (36 on stream)
PhantasmalFlames (26 on stream)(10 off stream)*
Chaos Rising (36 off stream)
Chaos Rising (7 on stream)(29 off stream)
Perfect Order (10 on stream)
*he claims 10 from the Flames box, I thought it was more, but lets go with his admission.

Phil, 5 boxes into his new addiction, has opened 75 packs off stream to 79 on stream.

We should make a Google Doc for this to keep track of Pigler's Poke-ddiction.

Such an insecure little cunt that he can't admit to colouring his hair nor that he took the easy way for weight loss. That's what happens when you chat all this rubbish about "I'm not going to do anything. I'm aging gracefully unlike other people".
He looks like the meme
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Spoiler: Mini rant

I think that's the penultimate reason this little queer gets trolled. His default is to shit on anything someone else is doing and then he goes and does it himself. Anyone else would simply be making the right move and might even get praise for it. But Phil is the most vitriolic, contrairian, and jealous person who never apologises for being mistaken. That clip Tevin plays where Phil is shitting on people who collect Pokèmon cards only to do the thing years later is the best example. It also shows he's always seen this hobby as a way to make money.

Well what major event happened between those years? An event so major that, yes, it will rapidly age anyone. It's happening again right now with under President (Zion Don) Agent Orange + that 4 year with President Grandpa Hair-Sniffer.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Did Khet eat his gloves? Why is he handling the cards with his greasy polak hands

 

[Cyber Bowling]

It's been discussed here but since Phil left his guild months ago and hasn't joined any, there's no reason for him to go ham on getting the best cards anymore. He's likely just playing to do daily tasks and get basic new wrestlers when they're released.

That's very fair, logical and reasonable. However, I've learned that when it comes to all things Phil, never to assume anything logical. I mean, this is the same guy who wanted to keep a pedo in his chat that he himself found annoying just so detractors wouldn't get a W. Or someone who sat on a condo on the opposite coast, letting it lose money month after month for years just because he couldn't stomach the idea of having a phonecall with someone. Like, I definitely think it would make perfect sense for him to no longer be playing Champions because he's getting his fix from opening boxes of Pokemon cards, but Phil is such a black hole of logic that I can't rule out he's still burning money on Champions. There's no reason for him to, sure, but when has that ever stopped Phil from doing something?

But I'm also not trying to present it as a hard fact, either, and I wouldn't be surprised if someone ultimately confirmed his Champions spending has dropped, or even left entirely now that Phil has his new addiction. Just like I wouldn't be surprised if it also came out, probably from Phil's own admission, that he's bought more cards than we're aware of

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Goals are back and bigger than ever. Nothing says "sussess" like begging for $950 (1 pack is opened for free wow how generous!)

 

[Twrx]

That's very fair, logical and reasonable. However, I've learned that when it comes to all things Phil, never to assume anything logical. I mean, this is the same guy who wanted to keep a pedo in his chat that he himself found annoying just so detractors wouldn't get a W. Or someone who sat on a condo on the opposite coast, letting it lose money month after month for years just because he couldn't stomach the idea of having a phonecall with someone. Like, I definitely think it would make perfect sense for him to no longer be playing Champions because he's getting his fix from opening boxes of Pokemon cards, but Phil is such a black hole of logic that I can't rule out he's still burning money on Champions. There's no reason for him to, sure, but when has that ever stopped Phil from doing something?

But I'm also not trying to present it as a hard fact, either, and I wouldn't be surprised if someone ultimately confirmed his Champions spending has dropped, or even left entirely now that Phil has his new addiction. Just like I wouldn't be surprised if it also came out, probably from Phil's own admission, that he's bought more cards than we're aware of

Never understood why he didn't think to give his Dad a special power of attorney to sell it on his behalf. He probably could have even done it online. The only interaction he would have had was with his parents, it's not like he had any issues making them do basic tasks a teenager could do well into adulthood.

 

[spacko]

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[I Love Videogames 69]

Never understood why he didn't think to give his Dad a special power of attorney to sell it on his behalf. He probably could have even done it online. The only interaction he would have had was with his parents, it's not like he had any issues making them do basic tasks a teenager could do well into adulthood.

Power of Attorney paperwork basically always requires a notary, which means either Felipe would have needed to both FIND and ALLOW a mobile notary into his mature adult middle unit style wakhando, OR go somewhere in person in public to get his form notarized.

Both of these involve work and interacting with the public, which means he's not doing it

 

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So much for meaningful khantent dood. If you remember a moment you are obssessed.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil I know you are reading this so let me know who I have to kill to make this a thing.

Phil, I also want this to happen. Since you repeatedly have said you maxxed out your 52.5-lb dumbbells doing curls, I pledge to pay you $100 if you do a set of ten 50-lb dumbbell curls with each arm. Thank you in advance.

 

[Twrx]

Phil, I also want this to happen. Since you repeatedly have said you maxxed out your 52.5-lb dumbbells doing curls, I pledge to pay you $100 if you do a set of ten 50-lb dumbbell curls with each arm. Thank you in advance.

I'll chip in 200, but I need to see the weight verified first.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

What the fuck is up is this face?!