🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Ayatollah Rock n Rolla]

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How the hell does Tarl look so much worse after one week? He looks like the Pennywise leper that offered the germphobe a blow job.

This drunken pseudo-intellectual didn't even reference H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. Did Tard ever think that a species which mastered interstellar travel might also have figured out how to deal with germs?

The video would be more interesting if he talked about alien booze or the effects of alcohol in zero gravity. Talk about your area of expertise Styx. Rebrand your channel to be booze-centric. Maybe get a sponsorship from Captain Morgan.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

For a goth mall-rat vampire, he sure has some mid 80s vibes. I mean, shit, Howard Jones? If it was 1981 and you were listening to soft rock then.

I think that, of all his songster go-tos, Howard Jones is at least good. Depeche Mode, on the other hand, is the musical equivalent of a test pattern. This is more evidence that he's an autist; they all seem to go for fuck-awful techno, new wave, vaporwave, and other flat, depressing carpeting in the air. One guy I know lived for the interstitial beeps and boops on Beaker Street back in the 70s. They played album rock and comedy, but he was there for the sounds they used to cover up the transmitter noise.

 

[Doug Stamper 2.0]

My mom drunkenly fell and split her head open once. Got her to the ER and they stitched her.
My elderly neighbor drunkenly tripped and bashed her head during a super bowl party 4 years ago, she had slurred speech for a year after until she went into a coma and died.

Put me down for Tarl having 'alcohol induced blunt force head trauma'.

 

[Human Mystery]

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How the hell does Tarl look so much worse after one week? He looks like the Pennywise leper that offered the germphobe a blow job.

Ya'll have to remember, Vermont has a cut off time for liquor stores. If you live in a small town, most stores are closed by a certain hour. Tarl doesn't have a cut off time in NYC. He can hit up a corner store for booze, or ask the local crackhead where to get a hit (he'll buy).

Shits funny until it isn't. This guy is going straight down hill. It's kind of sad in a way.

But, make money, fuck hoes, pray to Stolas. This isn't it.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Ya'll have to remember, Vermont has a cut off time for liquor stores. If you live in a small town, most stores are closed by a certain hour. Tarl doesn't have a cut off time in NYC. He can hit up a corner store for booze, or ask the local crackhead where to get a hit (he'll buy).

Shits funny until it isn't. This guy is going straight down hill. It's kind of sad in a way.

But, make money, fuck hoes, pray to Stolas. This isn't it.

12 AM or Zero o'clock NYC stops selling liquor, bars probably close later.

 

[Autistic Joe]

12 AM or Zero o'clock NYC stops selling liquor, bars probably close later.

Too bad he doesn't like beer, he could drink 40's all night from a bodega.

I'm late but I would also go for a tooth infection.

Put me down for spontaneous combustion from Sun exposure.

He's also risking the common gallows for Piracy.....

Put me down for Tarl having 'alcohol induced blunt force head trauma'.

New causes of death have been added to the original post, thanks for the contributions!

 

[mickrussom]

Probably higher than the odds that none of them do!

What a great variety of possible endings we've come up with, most of them are very plausible! Only time will tell, gentlemen.

• Nig Nog Neanderthal: Heart (dilated cardiomyopathy)
• Crackhead of the Rednecks: Liver
• Gardener of Kadesh: Pancreas (acute pancreatitis)
• Dumbledore's Onlyfans: Stomach/Intestines (Blood Fountain for the Blood God!)
• Autistic Joe: Kidneys
• Turquoise: Natural causes (age 103)
• Adamska: Heart Attack (caused by oral infection)
• UCantCCPMe: Raped to Death (by African migrants)
• Ghostface Killah: Seizures/Stroke (alcohol-induced)
• Locust Day: Fecal Vomiting
• King Metalia: Murder (by one of the exes)
• Billy Beeple: Poisoned (by Mel the Potato)
• El Chicharron: Raped to Death (in prison toilet)
• This Machine Milks Cows: Tooth Infection
• Ayatollah Rock n Rolla: Spontaneous Combustion (sun exposure)
• TowinKarz: The Gallows (for piracy)
• Doug Stamper 2.0: Blunt Force Head Trauma (alcohol fall)

Im going for dying of liver failure after being denied access to the transplant list due to be a criminal with outstanding warrants. Normally Tard, under 40, might be able to make a transplant list due to being quite young, but with all the legal horse shit he conjured up and the crap habits on display on the socials and SoSTube/video he will be banned from consideration. Stolas laughs as Thicks dies.

 

[Robotic Kiwi]

Huh, I wonder how Styx is doing. Let me visit his page and see...

Wow he looks like shit. Well, let me look at the one video that looks the most unhinged, I wonder if he is he still boring...

0:04

OK, this video has some gold in it.

"Some "Autism" Is Just "Being an Asshole"" by Styxhexenhammer666 on Jun 13, 2026 (preservetube)​

Spoiler: YouTube Meda

Local Archive:

5:54

Basic summery:
Tarl claims everyone is autistic because everyone has at least 1 behavioral trait on the diagnostic list. He complains that some people hide behind autism to be assholes. Styx claims "ADHD is no longer fashionable. you can fuck yourself if you have ADHD, Like I supposedly do" ( He has never gone to a doctor to be diagnosed). There was no story cited for this, but he made a video about autism and ADHD being over-diagnosed.

The funny part is he uses the worst example he could give for Assholes hiding behind autism:
"And I've seen this like online and there are people like, "Oh my god, I'm autistic. Look at me, Give me attention." And and shit like that. And then you end up hearing a news story where they beat up their spouse or their partner and things went to shit Uh they they decided to blow somebody's head off. This has actually happened. Um, I I don't really believe in the autism spectrum anyway." - Styx666

Another Funny Quote:
"I like to think of myself as a sane maniac more than anything else, my friend. Uh like for instance, I can make soup. Maybe I'll do it later. You can't stop me. But uh yeah, uh autism is overblown." Styxhexenhammer666

Pirate Captain Smack-A-Hoe on ADHD children:
"Oh, my child's special. Yeah, that's why you uh you cannot criticize me and that's why little Tommy needs to be in special classes and shit like that. Now, what little Tommy needs be smacked across the face more than anything. It probably would have worked for me when I was back in the day. Uh just saying. I mean, I speak from experience. I'm not prescribing anything that I wouldn't prescribe to myself. I am joking though. No. Um, but it used to be ADHD. That was the big one. And so everyone suddenly started getting ADHD. It was amazing how it proliferated. It was almost like a supervirus." -Tarl Warwick

They are All Autistic Quote:
"You're on the spectrum. Your friends on the spectrum. Your sisters on the spectrum, granddad's on the spectrum, huh? If you got kids, they're on the spectrum, too. Everyone is autistic, apparently. It's pretty funny when you think about it." - Tarl "On-The-Spectrum" Warwick

Spoiler: Rare AI-generated video summary

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Styxhexenhammer666 examines the contemporary trend of universal self-diagnosis regarding autism and ADHD. The discussion explores how individuals may utilize developmental spectrum labels to deflect accountability for antisocial behavior, while critiquing the medicalization of personality traits and broader social attitudes toward mental health conditions.

 

[DominoPetachi]

I fond out about the Mole People in Deus Ex. I play Deus Ex at least once a year. Wish someone could remake that in unreal 5 and make more content in that universe. Anyways, lots of things in Deus Ex were real, like the mole people.
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What else do you play?

 

[General Insomnia]

Vermont prosecutors are really generous about letting Autistic people plead to probation-only lesser charges, even for serious crimes, and even when they make attempts to hide evidence. Tarl really could have benefited from pretending to be one of those naive AuDHDers.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

We should start a death poll

I'm going with "death by alcoholic misadventure". He's got too big an ego to do anything deliberately as can be seen from his chicken scratch self-harming, so it's gonna be one drink too many that'll either send him into acute organ failure, or he's going to end up having a fall/smacking his head etc. Whatever it is, it won't be intentional.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

I'm going with "death by alcoholic misadventure". He's got too big an ego to do anything deliberately as can be seen from his chicken scratch self-harming, so it's gonna be one drink too many that'll either send him into acute organ failure, or he's going to end up having a fall/smacking his head etc. Whatever it is, it won't be intentional.

After seeing that video, I think Captain Split Ends is going to die by scaring himself in the mirror.

 

[General Insomnia]

Happy page Stitchhexenhammer626!

There is really no way to know what condition Styx is actually in without blood tests and a FibroScan. He could be in remarkably bad condition, on the edge of death, or just a skinny, unwashed pirate with loose teeth and a fatty liver.

 

[Lukie]

nitter / x

Styx is blaming YouTube for logging him out.


What do you reckon:

• He logged himself out in a drunken stupor?
• He's created an alt Youtube account and didn't realize it will prompt him occasionally?
• He's on the move and that triggered it?
• Account reported for suspicious activity?
• Hackers?
• Ghost of Borrange?
• Mel?
• Chaos magic?

 

[mickrussom]

What else do you play?

Here are some of my favorites in no particular order, with many missing games, Im sure.

Shining the Holy Ark, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! Super Mario Bros. Lost Levels, 2, 3, The Legend of Zelda, Zelda II, Contra, Mega Man 2, Metroid, Castlevania, Simons quest, Castlevania 3, Ninja Gaiden series, various TMNT games, Tetris, Tecmo Bowl, Bionic Commando, Blaster Master, Crystalis, River City Ransom, Final Fantasy Series up to 7, DuckTales, Batman, Faxanadu,

Wing Commander series, Privateer, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, IV, V, Thief, Fallout Series, Planescape: Torment, Doom / Doom II, Quake, Half-Life, StarCraft, Diablo, Command & Conquer / Red Alert, Max Payne, Rise of the Triad back in the day.

Super Metroid, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Super Mario World, Super Castlevania IV, Mega Man X series, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time, F-Zero, Super Mario Kart, Street Fighter II Turbo, Mortal Kombat II Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Country, Star Fox, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy on SNES, all, Secret of Mana, ActRaiser, Sonic games, Streets of Rage 1/2, Shinobi III, Revenge of Shinobi, Golden Axe, NHL '94, Madden '94 / '95, Phantasy Star series, especially IV, Shining in the Darkness, Castlevania: Bloodlines, Thunder Force IV , Herzog Zwei.

Willow, StarTropics, Castlevania: Rondo of Blood, Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3, Battle of Olympus, Rygar, Dragon Warrior III / IV, etc, Goonies II, Journey to Silius, Life Force, Gun-Nac, ActRaiser 1/2 (prefer 1), Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals, Illusion of Gaia, Breath of Fire II, EarthBound/Mother, Shadowrun (SNES and Genesis both), Shadow Dancer, Strider,
Dune: The Battle for Arrakis, Thunder Force III, Forgotten Worlds / Realms, Populus, Syndicate, Prince of Persia series, Max Payne series up to 3

Metroid Prime, Super Metroid, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, Zelda: Windwaker

Super Punch-Out!! (I was very very good at this, tied many time attack records). Fun fact, recently someone discovered that player two/second controller on the SNES can control the "enemy" in super punch out so you can play in 2 player mode.

I dont play much anymore since games seemed to mostly suck after 2015 and there is a lot of shyster shylock money grubbing pay to play DLC bullshit.

I dont think Tardy Thicks ever play much vidya, he seems to be fairly mum on the subject - he did dow a Minecraft series a while back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAeL_JpJlVI

I think he was a pokemon player too. As usual, Stole-ass Thicks/Tard gives up pretty soon into a given foray into whatever he picks up.

 

[Adamska]

What do you reckon:

I'm actually going to go with the hot take that Tard is being genuine. Sometimes your services will just auto log you out when you refresh a browser. But it's pretty clear that he's trying to fish for sympathy if I had to guess. Either that or he's just trying to give excuses for why he can't make more videos since he's bothered about his decline.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Ghost of Borrange

He's trying to protect his personal freezer by denying Styx booze money.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

What are the odds he’s permanently locked out of his account?

 

[King Metalia]

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nitter / x

Styx is blaming YouTube for logging him out.


What do you reckon:

• He logged himself out in a drunken stupor?
• He's created an alt Youtube account and didn't realize it will prompt him occasionally?
• He's on the move and that triggered it?
• Account reported for suspicious activity?
• Hackers?
• Ghost of Borrange?
• Mel?
• Chaos magic?

Maybe his gay owl boyfriend got in and changed the password.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Im going for dying of liver failure

I'm going with "death by alcoholic misadventure"

I can't edit the original post any more, but they're added to my local copy.

• mickrussom: Liver Failure (no transplant, denied!)
• Quoth The Raven: Alcoholic Misadventure (acute organ failure, fall, etc.)

Styx is blaming YouTube for logging him out.

I call bullshit that he hasn't been logged out in "half a decade", he would need to log in again every time he gets a new laptop from his paypigs.

Also wtf does he even mean "I don't know the iteration required". Ummmm click SIGN IN.... enter EMAIL OR PHONE.... click NEXT.... enter PASSWORD.... click NEXT.... you are DONE, jfc it's not hard.