🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Lukie]

Soon...

 

[anscochrome]

Some one tell Mel that once I win the Powerball ( which is a sure thing), I will pay for Tarl's interactive head stone. Press the red button on the side of it. and you will hear a replay of all of Tarl's catchphrases. (Alright Everybody, I don't care/I don't give a fuck/It means nothing to me etc) . If you press it more than 3 times. then and only then it will play back "Peace, out" and times out for 30 minutes until it will work again. I'll curate the Tarl Warwick museum down a block from the cemetery.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Some one tell Mel that once I win the Powerball ( which is a sure thing), I will pay for Tarl's interactive head stone. Press the red button on the side of it. and you will hear a replay of all of Tarl's catchphrases. (Alright Everybody, I don't care/I don't give a fuck/It means nothing to me etc) . If you press it more than 3 times. then and only then it will play back "Peace, out" and times out for 30 minutes until it will work again. I'll curate the Tarl Warwick museum down a block from the cemetery.

That's hilarious!

 

[anscochrome]

That's hilarious!

I saw what you did there

 

[Crackhead of the Rednecks]

Some one tell Mel that once I win the Powerball ( which is a sure thing), I will pay for Tarl's interactive head stone. Press the red button on the side of it. and you will hear a replay of all of Tarl's catchphrases. (Alright Everybody, I don't care/I don't give a fuck/It means nothing to me etc) . If you press it more than 3 times. then and only then it will play back "Peace, out" and times out for 30 minutes until it will work again. I'll curate the Tarl Warwick museum down a block from the cemetery.

The flies get caught, and the wasps go free....

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

How the hell does Tarl look so much worse after one week? He looks like the Pennywise leper that offered the germphobe a blow job.

 

[Pepper Jack]

And don't forget falls. Alcoholics and Parkinson's fall and bash their heads (without trying to break their falls) like nobody's business. Even if you're a closet dweller and don't drive, there's a glass coffee table out there with your name on it—if you keep on drinking yourself blind.

For reference here is Cobes straight falling forward drunk off his ass.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

CobesDrunkFall.mp4
For reference here is Cobes straight falling forward drunk off his ass.

A much better wizard. We don't get the heroes we want, we get the heroes we deserve.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Well at least Tarl got what he wanted. Everyone now believes he's about to fucking die, including me. All it took was showing his skeleton arms to do it.

Congratulations @Styxhexenhammer666

I don’t. Stolas will keep his life force going for the suffering before finally dragging him to hell.

 

[Lukie]

I don’t. Stolas will keep his life force going for the suffering before finally dragging him to hell.

Slowly syphoning his soul and turning his vessel into a giant owl pellet.

 

[Adamska]

And his fucking needle is stuck in a groove. "Your body is going to die. Your temporal body means nothing." And he keeps repeating it like that drunk uncle. He calls it being glib, but it sounds like a repetitive, abusive, boring mantra.

That's the mindset of a person who is too chickenshit to just end it, and has that entitled idea that he will get what he wants in the next life. Congratulations Tard, this is the same mindset of all of those fundie Christians you pretend you're smarter than like a mong from nearly two decades ago.

Much like you forgetting all of the responsibilities that were forced upon you as a child, you again prove that you're just as brain dead as the people that you pretend you're better than.

Now keep butt chugging this horrible vodka as you pretend to be a Baali butt pirate on this bitch made effort to commit sudoku via alcoholism.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

He's sedentary, more than likely dehydrated as fuck, so his little body is chucking a hail-Mary and utilizing what little muscle mass he has (if any left) to provide fuel for basic functions. Starving oneself while consuming copious amounts of rot-gut ethanol is ridiculously hard on the liver and kidneys.

Don't forget about his stomach and intestinal tract. Sometimes, at the very end, the alcoholics stomach and/or esophagus will start hemorrhaging, causing them to vomit fountains of bright red arterial blood just before they die. It would be the most metal, Satanic-looking thing Styx has ever done in his short, worthless life. Alternately, floods of bloody diarrhea until Crack! The End. Nutty Norman couldn't write a better ending.

Your money is on heart, mine's on liver.
Would it be fair to wager a gentleman's bet of 6,000 republic credits on tarl's inevitable demise?
He who predicts correctly gets the credits to spend freely in a galaxy far, far away and graciously receives tarl's Torch of Milquetoast Lackluster Predictions with honor?

BLOOD FOUNTAIN BLOOD FOUNTAIN

 

[Turquoise]

I noticed his lisp is less severe than before. Being able to pronounce all your words while having no teeth is black belt methhead stuff.

 

[Sneaky lurker]

Is styx a hapa?

 

[RotPockets]

Is styx a hapa?

Impossum

AI is also too chuunibyo to be funny. This looks like potential DLC for Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Fur Fag Remastered.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Is styx a hapa?

No. He's just half mongoloid.

 

[Turquoise]

Is styx a hapa?

No. One of his exes claimed Warwick Snr was Japanese but he's clearly not. And Tarl never looked hapa anyway.

 

[Sneaky lurker]

No. One of his exes claimed Warwick Snr was Japanese but he's clearly not. And Tarl never looked hapa anyway.

He looks pretty asian

 

[Lukie]

He looks pretty asian

Styx looks Asian for the same reason people with Downs are called mongoloids.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

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