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thejackal2
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How much are you really saving using a middle man to hire a bus on the east coast for a dozen people for a few hours? I suspect Dyke Camp turns a profit for the "organizers" or at least subsidizes their own foul experiences down there.
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Did everyone purchase their Sapphic Slumber Party ticket yet?
JuniperFalls
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"We have about half capacity left .... it's a low-capacity event"
So, there never were many tickets available for sale, and half of that limited number is still available, which Mhic considers a success.
Ordinarily I'd say something snarky, but for some reason this just strikes me as terribly sad. I wonder when was the last time Mhic or Jude were invited to a party where they didn't have to pay an admission fee to get in? A party where the host was interested in the pleasure of their company, rather than the pleasure of the money they paid to attend?
So, there never were many tickets available for sale, and half of that limited number is still available, which Mhic considers a success.
Ordinarily I'd say something snarky, but for some reason this just strikes me as terribly sad. I wonder when was the last time Mhic or Jude were invited to a party where they didn't have to pay an admission fee to get in? A party where the host was interested in the pleasure of their company, rather than the pleasure of the money they paid to attend?
SwiftBucks
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I don't know if it's about saving money or if the organizers (who seem like zoomers or at least zoomer coded) are just so used to apps they didn't think twice when OurBus was the first google result.
Somehow the whole vibe here isn't selling me on the idea of a sapphic slumber party
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This comment made me sad but then I remembered that Jude and her types wouldn't know what to do with an event, friendship, or hobby that wasn't monetized.
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Can she even close her hand anymore when making her stupid "peace" sign?
Looks hella deformed in these pics.
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I’m just so confused about that “bandeau” shirt. I guess she tied the sleeves together on top, then the bottom of the shirt together? But where did her tits go? She looks positively flat chested in that photo. Jude isn’t super huge but they are big enough to rest on her gunt. I can’t imagine where they might be in this photo. They can’t be uncontained..right?
SwiftBucks
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The fat just moved elsewhere. Like squeezing a stress ball
thejackal2
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It's some weird artifact of the lens and/or filter she's using. Everything is compressed horizontally. It flattened her meat sack tits but couldn't do much about those Michelin man arm rolls. And now I just noticed the pit hair and imagined the smell, fml.
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Jude mentioned in a previous video that Sapphic Slumber Party was a "low capacity event" of 40-50 people and if they're at half capacity, then only 22 people so far have paid $45 + $5 in fees.
Also lol at her reading her script trying to pronounce "brujeria" authentically. Why did she mention her like that, first and last name and all? Why wouldn't she say something like "my [term of endearment] Jude is going to be there taking photos" it sounds like they barely know each other.
Lol rofl lmao
SwiftBucks
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$50 USD for a 4 hour party at 6pm is INSANE
General admission to fucking Tiesto is the same price and you're seeing actual artists at a venue, not queer nobodies at a burger joint
General admission to fucking Tiesto is the same price and you're seeing actual artists at a venue, not queer nobodies at a burger joint
thejackal2
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There are people who go out and get drunk in NYC every night for FREE. It's a thing. Galleries especially will pour you glass after glass if you show up and pretend to love the art. More lunacy from our Judy.
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IDK the price of everything is getting so high, I'm not sure either of these are true anymore.
SwiftBucks
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That's what I thought too! So I googled "Tiesto NYC 2026" general admission is $50 USD lmfao
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- 2 de Ago, 2020
Okay but is Tiesto a queer fat babe?
He probably doesn’t even have a bad back and stands up to DJ like a loser.
With Jude you get to be home in bed by 11, what more do you need?
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Jude posing sexily on the floor~ as she photographs:
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The arm of that couch is fucking vile, lol
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And Jude never got up again.