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"Sapphic Slumber Party" while bright obvious daylight glares through the windows. Typical.

Right like maybe it could've worked in the dead of winter when the sun dipped out at 4 pm but...they are truly exceptional to throw an evening slumber party during the longest month of the year.

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Oh, and don’t forget getting to go to the yarn shop! Still took another week before she actually returned to shooting photos or going to the doctor about it!

I don’t doubt Jude has back pain. Just looking at her is all the proof you need. But it also seems convenient that it’s almost always at its most manageable when she’s about to have fun. Like those munchies that always can’t do anything and are withering away, yet always make it to the wheelchair warrior group at Disney World every Saturday.

She admitted on Threads that she’s not booked for any gigs after the 14th. Predicting that the back pain will “flare” again when they get home. She had sooo much fun, but it also took her out. See y’all until Sapphic Sleepover on the 21st!

Well, Jude did get back home from camp right when I was typing this. True to form, the only photos posted so far (and likely period) are selfies

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wow, imagine if she had thought to wear only a tiny top covering her nipples under her shirt, then she could have just taken off the button down…too bad nothing like that has been invented.
Jude posing sexily on the floor~ as she photographs:
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Perhaps the “model’s” tits are fine, but at that angle and in that top, they’re mournful
 
Ok I don't want to PL but working with MRIs, many of them only go up to 500lbs so good luck with that. Might I suggest the scanner at the local zoo.

Also lol:
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Begging for binders again on Threads because she’s feeling masc again (yep, yep, yep)

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Yapping lots and lots as well either because she ate weed gummies or she’s Puerto Rican (yep, yep, yep)

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Being creepy about her customers because she’s Jude (yep, yep, yep)

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Tired from what exactly, Jude? You do nothing all day.

You're tired because you're morbidly obese, your body is chronically inflamed and under great strain, and I highly suspect you have sleep apnea and therefore are not getting enough restful sleep, which is why you feel like shit in the morning and experience mystery fatigue. That and likely pre-diabetes, if not full-blown by this point.

It's really not rocket science: your back hurts so much because you're fat as fuck and you likely have herniated discs/wear and tear that normally shows up in elders but shows up in you because you are a landwhale. You are slowly but surely killing yourself, and with each pound of adipose tissue gained, taking another month off your life.

But yes, by all means, get the MRI. Doctor shop. Try to find the solution to this ~chronic illness no one can seem to diagnose...since you refuse to see a doctor who tells you to lose weight.
 
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Checked in on Sapphic Slumber Party since it's tomorrow
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30 people have now signed up. I just realized it's on a Sunday night. The last thing I'd personally want to do with my Sunday night when I have to wake up earlythe next day is party, but I'll admit I'm a boring cake.

Here's a reel posted on the Sapphic Slumber Party IG


This is the kind of video work Jude thinks she should be paid for: filming in HD on her phone so the closeups are crunchy, overexposed, with no audio cleanup.

I think Grimace next to Mhic is both Thique Party and the other DJ, Mangumami. So plus the host Nina Divina/Haus of Muse (why do all of these people have event production company aliases), four people get to split approximately $1350 (taken from $45 base ticket cost x 30), minus whatever the bar charged them to rent the space.
 
Checked in on Sapphic Slumber Party since it's tomorrow
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30 people have now signed up. I just realized it's on a Sunday night. The last thing I'd personally want to do with my Sunday night when I have to wake up earlythe next day is party, but I'll admit I'm a boring cake.

Here's a reel posted on the Sapphic Slumber Party IG
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This is the kind of video work Jude thinks she should be paid for: filming in HD on her phone so the closeups are crunchy, overexposed, with no audio cleanup.

I think Grimace next to Mhic is both Thique Party and the other DJ, Mangumami. So plus the host Nina Divina/Haus of Muse (why do all of these people have event production company aliases), four people get to split approximately $1350 (taken from $45 base ticket cost x 30), minus whatever the bar charged them to rent the space.

If the bar charged them I will laugh so hard. Normally in events they give YOU a budget because your event is theoretically bringing them revenue/patrons that wouldn't come in otherwise.

I am 99% certain though that's why they got the booger slot of 6-10. Knowing Mhic and Jude, they wouldn't pay for the space, they'd insist they be ~compensated for their time and effort, so the venue thought heck, no one's here at 6 anyway, it's a Happy Hour with a handful of regulars, might as well let the weirdos have their little event before we kick them out and bring in a real DJ at 10.

Wow Jude, amazing marketing!! A shitty cell phone photo of your screen with some shoddy Clip Art-level graphics. That'll surely bring in the crowds of hot lesbians for Pride weekend! Clearly the hot, successful queers of NYC have no better plans this weekend!
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Also for a Pride weekend "party," 30 attendees in New York City is laughably BAD unless it's a teeny tiny dive.

Bonus Mhic retardation:
 
I just realized it's on a Sunday night.
There's a place for Sunday night parties in the professional party circuit. Some people just don't stop. After an all night rager sunday and some shuteye, there's people that want (or need) to burn off the comedown with something cozy and downtempo.

Maybe an after hours art gallery show or something in a loft. Definitely not some fat spergs at a burger place.
Also for a Pride weekend "party," 30 attendees in New York City is laughably BAD unless it's a teeny tiny dive.
A 30 person party is either the coolest fuckin thing or full of dorks. No in between.
 
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