🍗 Deathfat Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[Barbarella]

whereas she has relatively slim ankles and calves.

Oh no, that is some AI or filter BS. Nothing on Jude is relatively slim.

We’ve seen her fat legs as she takes photos, and they are as obese as the rest of her.

Hee frog neck is unfortunate. If she’d wanted she could have taken care of that with Kaibella, but oh well.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

So are her arms. That second photo is... unnatural looking, to put it mildly. Like a fleshy stalk erupting from the other girl's head. Or awkwardly affixed to Judy's shoulder-area. With a passing glance, it's horrifying.

And it seriously took me zooming in to see her tiny sausage fingers attempting to plaster bunny ears to her photo-partner there.

Sweet jesus, that brown thing is her elbow. I couldn't make out the anatomy until I enlarged the picture.

 

[PurpleEater]

Sweet jesus, that brown thing is her elbow. I couldn't make out the anatomy until I enlarged the picture.

Yeah Jude has a very confusing, disorienting and visually disturbing anatomy and general fat distribution. The fatter she gets, the more lop-sided and amorphous she becomes, as the fat runs out of places to well...go.

Hey, any doctor Kiwis who can help solve the medical mystery of why Jude's X-rays are normal but she's having so much back pain? Truly stumped. Luckily, her body "held together" over the weekend, but she was "stressed and nervous" about getting re-injured the whole time. Doing...what exactly? Jesus Christ, high-powered athletes with chronic injuries whine less.


The double-think going on is ...astounding. Meanwhile, Mhic was home with the cats, wondering whether or not to bleach her eyebrows, as one does:

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She is such a trust fund baby.

 

[Mike Tyson Any'tizers]

Bit of a tangent: I think Perry wears dentures, or at least an upper denture. Her teeth are very unsettling. Too white and straight, gums too red and monochrome. A pinkish halo is visible on some of the teeth in the second pic, looks like the thin layer of plastic that locks in the gingival parts of denture teeth.



Older photo of them that Jude took. The colors and contours in this pic are totally different from those in the recent ones. It could be a different set, or just Jude's very professional editing at work.

 

[Otterly]

Her back hurts because of the load it’s carrying and the angle her fat puts the bones at. Bring really overweight physically pushes the spine and hips into odd angles. It puts huge pressure on even just with what she’s carrying around as weight. The lumbar spine extends and the pelvis get tilted anteriorly. Then when obese people sit they have to try to tilt the pelvis the other way. It also affects the q angle and so her hips are under more pressure. Her feet will be under pressure too and everything will be inflamed. Having an unnecessary hysterectomy won’t have helped the muscles in the area, and she’s lazy.
The single biggest pain relief she could have is losing weight, and the second is gentle excercise.

 

[Harambe]

I thought she had fibromyalgia, did she fatly forget the answer to all of her aches and pains

 

[JuniperFalls]

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She is such a trust fund baby.

Hey, any doctor Kiwis who can help solve the medical mystery of why Jude's X-rays are normal but she's having so much back pain? Truly stumped. Luckily, her body "held together" over the weekend, but she was "stressed and nervous" about getting re-injured the whole time. Doing...what exactly? Jesus Christ, high-powered athletes with chronic injuries whine less.
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If Jude actually tries a physical therapy arc it will be hilarious (at least for us; the poor therapist will have a rough time of it). Some years ago, Jude also talked about getting "physical therapy" to make her bodily pains go away, but even if she did show up for a physical therapy appointment, I guarantee she would never return for a second visit.

From what she said about it the last time, I strongly suspect Jude imagines physical therapy as being like a day spa, only with your health insurance company footing the bill: you relax while therapists give you deep-tissue massages or soak you in a hot tub filled with expensive mud. She will be furious -- and no doubt accuse the entire physical therapy profession of fatphobia -- when she discovers that "physical therapy" actually entails you doing exercise. Lots and lots of hard exercise, well beyond whatever limit Jude would set for herself. A physical therapist might even be rude enough to point out that Jude's back pains are because she's carrying far more weight around than her spine can handle, so in addition to doing exercises that strengthen her back muscles, she needs to significantly reduce the amount of weight she carries with her.

Her shrieks of outrage will be audible from space.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Jude: *spends over a month in bed due to her back pain, to the point of cancelling appointments and selling her computer because it wasn’t back pain friendly*

Also Jude:



Is it being able to grit her teeth through the chronic pain that allowed Jude to snap some photos at Dyke Camp, or the appeal of a free vacation?

 

[SwiftBucks]

What was that game where you filled in words? Madlibs?

I went to DYKE CAMP to take SLUTTY PICTURES because I am DISABLED and a PHOTOGRAPHER

 

[PurpleEater]

I thought she had fibromyalgia, did she fatly forget the answer to all of her aches and pains

I recall her chasing a fibro diagnosis back in 2020, possibly to get on disability/a tugboat, but obviously I don't think it panned out or got her the bux she wanted. She's probably searching or hoping for a more ~serious condition to justify her laziness and even maybe score some sweet gov't bux in the process, as I don't think you can get bux from a vague fibro dx alone. Sadly she's too dumb and lazy to be an effective munchie so this will fail spectacularly as do all her ventures, though she will keep trying so she can actively whine/use it as an excuse to avoid work.

I personally find it hilarious that her X-rays are coming back normal. The eye rolls her doctors must be suppressing...I know the nurses and docs all talk shit about her.

Is it being able to grit her teeth through the chronic pain that allowed Jude to snap some photos at Dyke Camp, or the appeal of a free vacation?

It's interesting, isn't it, how she magically has the energy and spoons for that trip to the Cape she took with Mhic (which included a long car ride) and for Dyke Camp (assuming she TAKES IT EASY and LISTENS TO HER BODY, of course!), but when asked to sit upright in an ergonomic chair (or even on the couch on her laptop) and edit some photos she owed her clients, well, that was simply out of the question!!

 

[Kela de Thaym]

No, Jude, it’s “Put down the damn fork and go exercise every day” time.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It's interesting, isn't it, how she magically has the energy and spoons for that trip to the Cape she took with Mhic (which included a long car ride) and for Dyke Camp (assuming she TAKES IT EASY and LISTENS TO HER BODY, of course!), but when asked to sit upright in an ergonomic chair (or even on the couch on her laptop) and edit some photos she owed her clients, well, that was simply out of the question!!

Oh, and don’t forget getting to go to the yarn shop! Still took another week before she actually returned to shooting photos or going to the doctor about it!

I don’t doubt Jude has back pain. Just looking at her is all the proof you need. But it also seems convenient that it’s almost always at its most manageable when she’s about to have fun. Like those munchies that always can’t do anything and are withering away, yet always make it to the wheelchair warrior group at Disney World every Saturday.

She admitted on Threads that she’s not booked for any gigs after the 14th. Predicting that the back pain will “flare” again when they get home. She had sooo much fun, but it also took her out. See y’all until Sapphic Sleepover on the 21st!

Well, Jude did get back home from camp right when I was typing this. True to form, the only photos posted so far (and likely period) are selfies

 

[SwiftBucks]

I'm a little shocked she's not holding her big camera in those selfies. Any chance we'll see the pics she took before pride month is over?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

On a side note, while I was trying to find a certain, apparently deleted tweet, I decided to look at Jude’s booking to view the available dates. Instead, you have to tell Jude which month interests you. Then she’ll get back to you about deciding the best day for both of y’all. Quite convoluted. Also perhaps a feature versus a bug on Judy’s part.



These are all the options



She’s currently “trying” to book until October

 

[PurpleEater]

I'd just like to remind everyone that Jude used to look like this only six years ago...


And now....

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I'd just like to remind everyone that Jude used to look like this only six years ago...
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And now....
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That’s just her totes transgender transition she’s been going through…

Into the Slurm Queen

 

[PurpleEater]

Jude feels personally victimized by the bus company that tried to cancel on the dykes at the 11th hour (causing Jude to sob in the fetal position, apparently) but then somehow ended up driving them to Dyke Camp anyway (in which conditions were horrible and disgusting):


I feel for the people who had to endure this, but I'm lol'ing at Jude trying to turn this into a political movement by contacting a socialist organization. Girl, the company or the individual driver just sucks, no one discriminated against you. Do better research and vetting next time ( ).

 

[brooky]

Did Jude actually organize the bus ride? It looks like she's reblogging someone else's post?

 

[SwiftBucks]

lmao OurBus is the absolute encapsulation of current year app slop. It's apparently just a middleman app that books some third rate bus company for you.

It's exactly like all the other garbage apps, so since it's all "contractors" the app can overbook and just cancel your shit with no recourse.

 

[PurpleEater]

lmao OurBus is the absolute encapsulation of current year app slop. It's apparently just a middleman app that books some third rate bus company for you.

It's exactly like all the other garbage apps, so since it's all "contractors" the app can overbook and just cancel your shit with no recourse.

Yeah I looked it up and noticed this right away based on their social media presence. I'm chuckling softly that of course whoever organized this trip didn't clock that immediately or do more thorough research and vetting.

Did Jude actually organize the bus ride? It looks like she's reblogging someone else's post?

That could be. It's a little unclear, as her posts are word salad linguistically and visually. Either way, she seems to be part of the group that organized and ran it somehow, or maybe she got to go for free in exchange for taking shitty photos we'll see sometime this fall if we're lucky.