DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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I am looking for clarification on the new goals that are in place for support and card pack openings. From what his pinned message said I was under the impression that it is still $50 for a pack opening. Then once the support is at $100 that unlocks cumulative pack openings plus another pack if a $50 tip got them to the next level. And there is always a free opening if a pokemon game is being played. I don't think he opened the correct number of packs. This is so convoluted that it is going to be a literal nightmare for his July 4th vest streak when he brings out the vests, glasses and hats. He left that stream the fastest I have ever seen him log off. Long live Pokemon!
I think he gave a double bonus pack because if you tip $50 it's a pack and it's also another pack because of the different stages of the cumulative pack opening goal? He has shifted what is what like 4 times now in the last 3 days so we are all losing track.
 
It's so inspiring to see a man of his advanced age still able to reach the peak of his game. He's back to some of the best and most feverish addict-coded begging I've seen from him. Good for you, Phil! Keep it up buddy we're all rooting for you (to have a stroke live on stream as soon as possible) (no not that kind of stroke).
 
The Pokebegging arc of the DSP anime is building up to quite the finale. What does Phat-Khat thinks of ol Pigler's new addiction:

"Let me know when your going to pull us in debt and bankruptcy again because you are extremely loud."

"I'M SORRY HONEY." *SNORT*
 
Alright, time for my whole opinion on all this Pokemon crap. I believe that this Pokemon arc is a huge nail in the coffin that is Phil's career. Like a literal railroad spike being driven right in.

Phil's views are in the toilet and he's having a very hard time getting people to support for anything that isn't the least bit Pokemon related. Then, when he plays Pokemon or TCG (heavily Pokemon influenced) he hits hit goals easy. That is because a few whales and group of dolphins are keeping this going. The problem though is that it is creating a negative loop where every person that isn't interested in Pokemon is chased off. The Pokemon streams are just miserable to anyone but the lowest IQ people cause it's just endless handholding. At a certain point, you need to go play it yourself. As this goes on, more of his people will watch him less and find other streamers that aren't dogshit. The thing Phil has going for him is the autistics coming by every single day.

Now, let's talk about the Pokemon Cards. We saw months ago that Mr. Downfromtherafters was no longer in a guild in WWE Champions. Phil has said before that the main appeal of mobile games was to work with a guild. Those mobile games make it so that a major part of endgame progression is guild content and you need to be in a whale guild, leading to a massive loop of needing to whale out. I think Phil left his guild to slowly ween himself off the game. This would explain why he's been able to afford the 2nd living room and other expensive stuff in the last few months, cause he's not wasting it on sweaty jpgs anymore.

Now, he has some of the shit he wants and has a new addiction, the Pokemon card packs. You can see the addiction more than ever he gets with gatcha, especially now when he's telling people that he's opening packs off stream. This should be a wake up call to the dent who deny his addiction. The way he has been pushing this with the 1st point is just turning people off from watching him more.

Now, the main reason I think he's doing the Pokemon packs is that he's hedging on them being his retirement account. "I'll put 5k in it now and end up with millions in 30 years *snort*!" I think he sees how those 1st edition OG charizards go for millions and expects his shitty Greninja to be worth the same in 30 years. No. I still have binders of the OG pokemon cards in my closet. The reason they're so expensive is cause the cards weren't being kept as a collectors item, we were battling them, and the cards were such a cheap quality that the holographics would scratch VERY easy from just shuffling them. Charizard was rare AF, no one at my school ever got one. A 1st edition even more so. How many kids threw them away as they got older? It's rare cause it wasn't meant to be collected and packed away.

Pokemon cards right now are going to have a Comic Book-esque crash sooner or later. Everyone should know that at one point, everyone started collecting every type of comic book and eventually no one was buying, so the whole market collapsed. The current era of Pokemon cards will go the same way. Everyone's collecting, there's too many, and no one will have nostalgia for this era of Pokemon cards in the future. This all is just this decade's version of opening Counter Strike loot boxes or TF2 crates. This shit will never be valuable and certainly won't be the nest-egg I believe Phil thinks it will be.

Anyways, I'm happy to be here as this once again accelerates the eventual trash crash that is Phil's online career that we are all just waiting here to see. Hoping this accelerates the whole thing to catch up to the brake pumping the Kino Casino arc did to us.
 
I think more than anything this Pokémon shit just goes to show and reinforce how Phil thinks of money and how little he’s legitimately interested in. Imagine being so fucking empty that you dump thousands into a “hobby” that you have no actual interest in or understanding of. Why? Because there is perceived value there(?), and because it’s a way to justify your urge to gamble. The moneys never gonna stop rolling in, right? And these things are gonna be worth so much!

Fucking idiot, never change, Phil. Lmao
 
I even have my doubts about the workout machine being anything beyond the cheapest Amazon one the way he has changed how he talks about the workouts leads me to believe that it isn't doing what he thought it would for him.

Pokemon has kind of always been this way sealed boxes are the actual investment and like 1-5 cards per set are valuable the rest of the cards are bulk shit that is easy to access for kids. It's not going to crash but you will never ever make any money opening boxes DSP will get told that eventually and start talking about how he "has sealed boxes as a long term investment and the viewers need to step it up so he can buy boxes to save and to open"

I think some sort of special event is going to happen where he tries to do a marathon to open an entire box if this shit goes on till August it will happen 100% and he might even cuck his own July 4th shit to focus on Pokemon cards at this point. I am 100% serious when I say I want him to get whaled out to the point where he opens a box every single stream and it's all what all of his content becomes that would be the best shit ever.
 
I even have my doubts about the workout machine being anything beyond the cheapest Amazon one the way he has changed how he talks about the workouts leads me to believe that it isn't doing what he thought it would for him.
I absolutely believe he bought something expensive, because he loves high end premium gourmet name brand style products. He prides himself on spending money because he's a mature grown adult business owner with a business style degree.

Also I doubt there is anything on Amazon that would come on an actual pallet if it's some cheap knockoff poor people style product
 
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH HOGAN. NOW MACHAMP IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND
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I believe phil will single-handedly ruin the value of pokemon cards for thousands of collectors just by being a really weird and embarrassing pseudo pokemon adult
 
Also I doubt there is anything on Amazon that would come on an actual pallet if it's some cheap knockoff poor people style product
Amazon's sports equipment is often third party and does come on a pallet.

Look for any fitness machine and amazon will always sell the same chinkshit stuff in different colors and brands, with defined tiers. He bought the top tier chinkshit machine, probably $450 USD.

And of course it's not doing wonders. It's a shitty workout machine. It's going to isolate all your muscles. He would need to devote real, actual time and effort to getting anything out of it.
 
I think more than anything this Pokémon shit just goes to show and reinforce how Phil thinks of money and how little he’s legitimately interested in. Imagine being so fucking empty that you dump thousands into a “hobby” that you have no actual interest in or understanding of. Why? Because there is perceived value there(?), and because it’s a way to justify your urge to gamble. The moneys never gonna stop rolling in, right? And these things are gonna be worth so much!

Fucking idiot, never change, Phil. Lmao
It's really absurd. He's at least 1k deep into this now and I think he mentioned the other day he had read a little bit online to try see what the actual game is, y'know that the cards are actually used for.

Phil has always been like this. Look at his team fortress statues or his BMW he got and put a total of 6000 miles on over a span of several years. His hollowness and complete lack of depth is maybe the most striking thing about him, or it would be if not for his notably ugly face and FtM voice. There is nothing he really cares about besides flexing, to such an absurd degree that a focal point of his content now is literally flexing.

I would have said in the past that this is due to the insecurity that is usually at the heart of narcissism, a need to prove that he is winning and sussessful, but he is so far gone now that it's kind of hard to tell. You would think if someone was insecure, they wouldn't constantly flex their noodle arms and talk about how buff they are when they're visibly skinny fat.

The problem with trying to figure out Phil's brain and behavior is that there's so many layers of cope, delusion, and mental illness that he truly sees the world through some kind of dented kaleidoscope.
 
I think he's out of a guild, because he gets run out of every guild he's been in. He doesn't know how to work as part of a team, plus people probably contact whatever guild leader and show him, well, the pig roach. No one sane wants to be associated with him. He really has down shifted and stood on it to race to bankruptcy 2.0. He better start praying for some pandemic again, otherwise he may finally get fucked in the bankruptcy.
 
You guys know that the moment he hits a big shiny golden card he will put that shit as a prop in his background.

I cant wait until he starts to do other tcg's or atleast when the marvel one comes out for MtG.
 
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