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I've been checking some poon art accounts and, credit where it's due, some of them do have some mad art skills. But why are so many of them obcessed with fat gross old guys?

I'm not talking daddy types. I'm talking about the type even gays recoil from. You know that fat old unwashed lecher stereotype? The creepier they look the wetter some poons get for them. The type of man most woman would recoil from.

Why? I noticed it too many times for it to be just one pooner's quirky. Is it because of all gays these are probably the only types willing to fuck them?
Just makes me think they like NTR "old ugly bastard" rape porn from Japan.
Fujos perhaps.
 
Just makes me think they like NTR "old ugly bastard" rape porn from Japan.
Fujos perhaps.
commonplace in the molested community, poons on xitter all froth over bestiality, necro, cannibalism and being groomed (regardless of if they're well into adulthood), almost always in the position of the victim which makes sense tbf
 
I just encountered the most perplexing lil dood I’ve ever seen. This girl had the build and height of a 12 year old boy but had a full beard, what’s crazy is that her voice was not even a single octave lower than that of your typical woman. Somehow 100% of the testosterone went to facial hair and literally nothing else. Oh and it called itself “Ash” lmao.
 
King-Malik has started a diary of her transition on fetlife, which I will keep an eye on.
Is King-Malik still posting? I love the "Day 1 on T" description because it's clearly so full of shit. Total placebo effect.

The way injectable testosterone cypionate/enanthate works is that it's basically free testosterone bound to a long fatty ester. It takes quite a bit of time for your body to cleave off the ester and make it usable testosterone (which is good, because otherwise you'd have to inject free testosterone 2x a day or more since the half life is almost nothing). Beyond that, it takes even longer for the cleaving to go on long enough to build up to a proper level in terms of ng/dL in your bloodstream. Men with subclinical levels of testosterone due to obesity, testicle damage, etc report it taking 4-6 weeks minimum before they start to get feelings of more energy, increased libido, mental health changes such as lowered depression/anxiety....

"Feeling" the testosterone in the first week is pretty preposterous. The first day? Literally unbelievable. These people have such magical ways of thinking it's no wonder they think a single hormone will "make their body change to female/male" as if there aren't a metric fuck-ton of cascading variables, genetic expression changes, and wildly complicated feedback loops that we barely even have a grasp on yet. It's like all the MTFs who think that taking a week of progesterone and estradiol are going to whittle down their huge block skulls and hulking man shoulders (which never, ever happens of course).
 
I used to look forward to a wave of righteous detransitioners casting off their retard rainbow chains, but that was such cope of me 🌈. They seldom deal with their underlying issues and keep acting out.
I still think there'll be a wave of detransitioners, and they'll be every bit as entitled, unpleasant, and useless as they are now. Same as they will when whatever next thing comes after detransitioning.
 
Is King-Malik still posting? I love the "Day 1 on T" description because it's clearly so full of shit. Total placebo effect.
Yes, she is still active on fetlife. Most of these people remain active for a long time. It takes a certain personality to post your face on a kink site. However baring exceptions most of these people don't have a lot going on in their (fet)life. Once their profile is archived, you know what brand of crazy they post.

Here are the most interesting things from King-Malik.
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Here are the most interesting things from King-Malik.
Consider:
Those bizarre metal contraptions that are affixed to the dusky pooner's tits - are those rings there meant to chain up bicycles, horses, guide dogs, etc - or do the rings exist so that the nigger pooner's Bwana/Massah can prevent the loss of his farm equipment?
 
I cleared the pooner barber from my history, but she is still being pushed on me. I don't even watch troon content on youtube pro- or anti-, so I'm not sure what's going on but now this bitch is grooming a LITTLE GIRL w "he/him" pronouns, who wants to cut her mullet bc it makes her look like a "lesbian". For some reason that banner was removed - it said something like "help me get rid of my lesbian haircut". Anyway.

Something in me has flipped, it was fun watching her gas up greasy mtf's and sharpen up the old dykes' fades but this shit is another level.

A bit of trad pooner backstory, top surgery opioid-haze interview about having a bra-slicing party when she gets home:
 
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I find the whole "Life saving surgery" bit to be some of the least effective manipulation material I've ever encountered. Who does this work on?

One group it works on is decent people who are naive. People who haven’t had a lot of experience with the internet and irl shitbags truly can’t imagine someone lying about life and death to manipulate the feelings of strangers.
 
In case you are not aware, the remake of 'Hellraiser' had a troon play a 'female' Pinhead.

So basically, the Cenobites, beings who thought they had perfected the infliction of suffering, have added a new string to their bow.
See, shit like this is why I never consoom anything anymore, particularly remakes no one wanted and for which no one had asked.

Hellraiser was good; leave it alone.
 
See, shit like this is why I never consoom anything anymore, particularly remakes no one wanted and for which no one had asked.

Hellraiser was good; leave it alone.
To be fair the creator of Hellraiser was a huge gay sadomasochism leather guy, the type of man other hypersexual perverts that take there kinks to far are attracted to/ wanna be. Hellraiser’s cenobytes are just the gay leather bars he went to but exaggerated, a tranny would fit right in.
 
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Hey everybody, do you remember that one li'l dood who had a very strange fixation on her ideal partner who needs to be a gay man enthused about penis, but not too enthused or else she'll feel bad about lacking one, but just enthused enough that he'll want to play with her strap-on and pretend like it's her natal penis and not really interact with her natal genitals? What was her name... oh, right, Bassdean! Here's a refresher on this poonatic if you need one.

I decided to check up on her since we last saw her in January, and it seems pornsickness has overtaken Bassy rapidly like some sort of necroticizing fap-scitis, as only 6 months later she now openly admits to having violent fantasies about sexually abusing coworkers who reject her and molesting male family members. Let's take a look!

For the most part, Bassy's posts, while disgusting, lean on the fantastical side of wanting to fuck what is essentially her own clone - but I ask that you pay close attention to her inclination towards sex with brothers in particular as she describes that even step-sibling roleplay cannot satisfy her because she's been "spoiled by real incest" and the whole appeal of incest porn, to her, involves "swallowing their own DNA."
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i need so bad to find a guy who looks exactly like me so i can pretend we're twins when we fuck

and i wish so so bad that if i do find such a guy, it turns out he's my half-brother or something. and that's actually pretty possible bc my dad hasn't been with my mom since i was born so...
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i'd LOVE to find out my partner was somehow my long-lost brother or something

I wish so badly that I had an identical twin to be in a relationship with (i KNOW we'd have been fucking our whole lives if he existed) that I've thought for a while that my ideal partner is someone who looks as much like me as possible. And that's gotten me thinking that such a guy would have some likelihood of being a half-brother or something since I'm estranged from my dad. And honestly if I met my doppelganger and we got together and then later did a DNA test and found out we're brothers... I'd honestly be like twice as excited about that relationship and even more attracted to him and excited to fuck him
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If i had an identical twin brother we'd have been fucking our whole lives

I just know we would have. I've always been attracted to myself in the mirror and I was so horny from such a young age... it would've been inevitable. And I think id be in love with him too. I want so bad to watch my own face suck my cock, to feel a cock exactly like mine push into me, to look at my own desperate face while I fuck him back.... I wanna make out with my twin brother all sloppy for hours and just do everything with him. I think ill probably wind up with a guy who looks a lot like me one day bc I just need the closest thing I can get
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there needs to be some kind of app that can evaluate faces and pair people who look related

would be perfect for ppl like us that wanna fuck our family, either for making it easier to feel realistic when we hook up with those people or maybe even helping us find estranged relatives to fuck
Now most of that reads like pretty deranged but otherwise unrealistic masturbation material - but things take a twisted turn when Bassy claims to have raped her younger brothers in the past, which seemed born out of a frustration that she couldn't rape her father when she was younger.
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I've felt for years that if I had an identical twin, we'd be soulmates

I'm a 29 y/o gay man. For some context: I feel like I had a typical amount of experimental play/feelings wrt my existing siblings growing up - as in, more than the average person would be willing to admit to in casual conversation because they're ashamed, but which seems to actually be pretty normal when I look into it. Like, practically every gay man I've ever met or read about who grew up with brothers or male cousins has said that his first sexual contact was with a family member. It's rare that it goes further than manual or oral intercourse, it seems, but it's actually INCREDIBLY common in memoirs from older gay men, like those who grew up in the first half of the 20th century, that there's talk of "cornholing" with other boys including brothers. (That's what they used to call anal sex.) It's so common it seems like it wasn't even a matter of being gay so much as being a guy and needing to get your rocks off and every guy your age just figuring, why not do it together lol.
So anyway, seeing it pop up so much in the gay literature and memoirs I read has really normalized it for me and I think eradicated almost any shame I might have had about early crushes on my siblings, dreams and also conscious fantasies I've had, and also actual contact I had with them. Furthermore it's allowed me to really vividly wonder what an actual relationship with a brother would be like (just in concept, really, because at this point none of my siblings do anything for me. One of my "brothers" actually transitioned and is now my sister and a lesbian lol) and indulge in a combination of that curiosity + my attraction to my own face and body. Like, on a physical and sexual compatibility level, someone who matched me exactly just sounds perfect. But also socially/emotionally speaking, I think if there was someone that I'd known literally my entire life, like from day 1, who inevitably understood everything about me.... Basically I feel a tiny bit weird about it and haven't ever told anyone in real life but I've privately decided that I kinda missed out on having a soulmate by not being born a twin. Like I just fully believe that if this hypothetical twin brother existed, we'd be inseparable and incredibly passionate. Sometimes I fantasize about him so hard because I need him to be real and sometimes it even feels like I'm in love despite him not existing.
When I see actual twin couples I'm extremely jealous but also really happy for them. If anyone in here is in a relationship with their identical twin I just want you to know you are SO lucky
lol.
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how young were you when you first wanted to fuck your dad?

and did you always want him to stick his cock in you? or was there ever the opposite? i used to ask to sleep in my dad's bed genuinely hoping all night something would happen and i think he must have felt me getting hard while i to snuggle him or something because he eventually stopped letting me. and i felt genuinely hurt and cheated for a long time because i've been horny my whole life and he was the one man in my life until my brothers were old enough and i wanted him so bad
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i once tried to fuck my dad but i chickened out and i'm really regretting it today

i feel like i missed out on the best opportunity of my life, like i was RIGHT there
[–]Affectionate-Rest794
What happened?

He made a noise and I got scared that he was gonna wake up and that id be in trouble so I ran​
Which puts a dark spin on other posts Bassy made about the virtues of authentic incest as opposed to that lame fake stuff you see on porn sites...
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i wanna hear sincere stories of sexual experiences/experimentations guys had with brothers growing up

i gotta be honest: despite the fact that incest arouses me very much, stories that seem constructed purely to titillate just don't do much for me. it makes it sound like it didn't happen and i'm taken out of it. i think personally the reason that i have the fixation on gay incest that i do is because i experienced it to a degree that i feel was formative, so formative in fact that i genuinely feel certain that an identical twin brother would be my ideal life partner, both sexually and romantically, if i had one. all this as context to say that i'm most turned on by far sharing actual experiences, which aren't always the most porn-like, lol. the realness of it is what i want to hear even and especially if there's guilt attached. personally the first times i experienced tongue-kissing, frotting, handjobs, oral sex, nipple stimulation, and (kind of) bottoming in anal sex were all with my brothers.
Especially once you learn that Bassy has very strong desires to be a "father" herself one day.
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any dads or wannabe dads ever wish that they could produce milk so that their sons could breastfeed?

it's a big fantasy of mine to have sons who climb into daddy's bed to drink milk from my tits and then wind up getting so hard that they have to start fucking me too
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who else can't wait to be older?

so many younger gay guys seem to be terrified of aging but i'm 29 and i genuinely cannot wait to be middle aged. i genuinely feel like i was born to be 40. ever since early childhood, the vast majority of celebrities and fictional characters that i ever idolized or identified with or felt deeply attracted to were 40 or 50something. i don't value my youth at all, lol. i'm so excited to become physically mature and distinguished and to start going grey and have visible laugh lines and whatnot. partially bc i want to fall in love with a guy who looks like that and i want to be of the same age when that happens.
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That initial thrill of pushing your cock inside a family member or vice versa...

...and knowing here it is, its really happening, my cock is inside my own real brother/dad/son or my actual biological father's/brother's/son's cock is inside me, oh god it's pumping in and out of me..... is a feeling I wish I could have had so so fucking bad. The only possible one left for me to experience is my son if I get to have one someday
Now you may be thinking to yourself, "Huh, Bassy has a lot of dad fantasies, and I'm a hair's breadth away from making a "girls with daddy issues" joke, but she also says she's estranged from her dad and barely saw him growing up... so who is she talking about, if these posts have any possible truth to them?"

Personally, I theorize that if these aren't just products of a really yucky imagination, Bassy may be talking about her late stepfather who died when she was 15 of terminal cancer - whose story hit the news back in 2012 when his wife induced labor 2 weeks early so that he could hold his infant daughter before he passed away. The article itself is pretty sad and I don't think Bassy's family needs to be involved in her shenanigans, but you can read it here if you're curious to see what a wee Bassy once looked like. (Bittersweetly, he did get to hold his baby girl right after she came into the world, but he tragically died only a couple days later.)

But hey! Thanks to Bassy's stepdad making the news for a serious tearjerker in his final chapter of life, I can now say with confidence that Sebastian Dean of The Colony, TX was once Lori Aulger; truly an ordinary name for a rather less-than-ordinary dame, no?

(As a side note, further research into her brothers confirmed that at least one of them did indeed troon out and become a transbian, and with what we know about childhood trauma and transition, it implies something took place - and whatever it was, it wasn't good. No one else in her family seems to be a public sicko, though, so I didn't do much investigation beyond that.)

We'll likely never know where the truth lies between Bassy's creepy imagination and the world she actually lives in, but one thing's for sure: she's one fucked up puppy! And since it seems she has an on-again off-again relationship with reality, here's hoping that the coworker she fantasizes about sexually torturing for ignoring her advances gets the fuck out of dodge before she decides to blur the lines any further between fact and fiction.
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sudden "sadistic" attraction despite never having experienced it before???

i've (29) been attracted to all types of guys. i definitely do have a main Type but there's a wide range. anyway i work at a big grocery store that seems to hire quite a lot of gay men, all pretty attractive ones too, and i've got a particular fixation on one of my coworkers. he's physically within the realm of men that i've already found attractive. early 20s, fit, etc. he's also very stoic, perhaps actually just awkward? basically just lacking in expressiveness and often doesn't visibly react to things i say. (Edit: i should clarify that he doesnt visibly react to anyone else, either. Everyone at my store has the same complaints about not being able to tell what he's thinking.) i've found it really frustrating bc there's an undercurrent of purposeful flirtation in a lot of the things i say to him and i don't like that i can't tell if he's doing the same. all that to say, i know that there's definitely a bit of an ego thing and a control thing on my part.
but the kind of things that i've found myself thinking about him are CRAZY. and not things i'd normally think about someone at the same time that i'm physically attracted to them. i'm not into s&m at ALL and i don't think i'd be capable of engaging in it, generally. but with this particular guy... i honestly want very bad to see him in a pathetic state. and i wanna see him cry. recently he had to go collect carts in an absolute downpour and came into the store looking like a drowned rat, and it genuinely delighted me to the point of turning me on.
idk, maybe this is just my work-related feelings about this coworker and his behavior mixing with some pent-up horniness. but it's just really weird bc i've literally never felt this particular way about another person before.

Whew! That was a lot. Have some other posts as a treat, why not?

A spurious little crab snatches at whatever limb she can whenever she sees an attempted escape from the bucket she dooms herself to die in.
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How bad is it to tell detranitioned ftms to get back on T?

I couldn't really tell you why I do it. Detrans ftms that do the “Ohh the evil ass transgender doctors lied to me” make me mad so I leave hate comments saying they looked better on T. Am I the asshole?
Who doesn't love a fine cup of FAFO from time to time? Enjoy this one from a TiF who sincerely believed that "starting T would be an instant ticket to happiness"; instead, testosterone seems to be some sort of porcine potion as she's become sweaty, ravenous and too lazy to do anything but get stoned. Do you think if we called T "pigjuice" that it would deter or lure more poons in to trying it out?
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Nearing rock bottom

(spoiler for addiction and suicidal ideation)
I'll probably delete this later but I'm just so done with life that all I can do is scream into the void about it. I thought starting T would be an instant ticket to happiness. I was wrong. The only thing that's happened in 3 weeks is becoming sweatier and hungrier, so I just feel gross all the time. I'm dealing with sudden untreated psychiatric issues showing up, which my prescriber warned me about, but I didn't think it could happen this soon. I'm having daily panic attacks, and on top of all that I have undiagnosed health issues that I can't afford to treat (no insurance). I'm withdrawing from my social life completely and spending every day in bed doing nothing but getting high. I even drank last week when I thought about killing myself but regretted it because I can't handle alcohol. I just want to give up on everything, top surgery is so far away that I don't even have a consult yet and my chest is like half my body weight. Binding is physically painful but I can't leave the house without obsessively checking if my chest is flat enough. Watching cis men exist and enjoy their 20s makes me feel physically sick. I just feel stuck in this endless cycle of waiting for the next step.
Having lived comfortably under a rock for the last decade or so, a dood is somehow convinced that the overall lack of representation for doodkind means that nobody can pick her and her fellow Keebler elves apart from true and honest guys. Newsflash, dear: it's 2026, Ellen Page is basically the pooner Bruce Jenner, and every coffee shop has some blue-haired pipsqueak with a septum ring and a voice that sounds trapped in some sort of sore throat purgatory; you're far easier to sniff out than you've ever been before. But hey, keep telling yourself that everyone believes that your chest scars came from "a car accident" and that you just have a "hormonal deficiency" that just happens to make you look eternally 13 years old. I'm sure nobody suspects a thing...
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i think that pooners getting no representation is actually a good thing

i feel like im gonna get downvoted for this but whatever
I think that having no representation is actually a good thing especially in mainstream media because then people dont know how to clock us. I've heard of trans women getting clocked as a result of "awareness" and being overrepresented in media. Meanwhile with trans men the most we get is blue haired hefabs and the whole "confused autistic little girl" stereotype made up by retards. Because of this, it's easy for me to blend in as a short manlet.
I feel like if cissoids are introduced to things such as the effects of testosterone then it will be much easier for them to clock pooners and next thing you know I will get killed and left to rot in a ditch.
They already have awareness of top surgery scars but at least I can say I had gynecomastia. If they become aware of more specific stuff such as voice then it will be harder to come up with excuses.
Maybe they will even start assuming that short men are trans.
Even if I dont get killed by an evil cissoid the idea of getting clocked and people knowing im trans after I transition would make me feel like I did it all for nothing. What's the fucking point if everyone knows you're a freak?
Finally, the mouse men of Reddit have had enough, and it's time to retaliate against any cats who want to play rough by showing these Toms who the real Jerries are. Let's see what constitutes a good comeback from girls who'd cry if they answered a call from an unknown number and heard a man's voice on the line!
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Give me your best responses to "you will never be a man" from a family member

I'm immigrating in a couple months so I won't deal with my younger brother for longer but I want to make his life harder before I leave. He's 18, I'm 25, he is a neonazi and full of hate and since he found out I'm trans he's been going out of his way to try to hurt me. Emphasis on try.
Obviously I've done the classics of misgendering him back, saying things like "yeah yeah buddy" or just laughing but he's started dropping this line a lot and I was thinking it'd be fun to see if anybody here has ideas for comebacks. I don't mind going low btw.
Also I promise I am safe and not in danger because he is an absolute pussy
[–]Training_Drummer_905
Why? Because I grew a dick outside the womb instead of in it like you? I can show you my full dick soon if you want a bunch of pictures. We can call it 'border-line incest photos' and I can pose in the bath tub like a baby. (Note: I am on the crude side.)

[–]1Misterman1
If said from a male member- tell them 'How would you know?'

[–]Scared-Advisor-1650
Just laugh and say "I'm more of a man than you'll ever be"

[–]worthless_rose
"you've never had to prove to be one, but I did" "this is because I'm already a man and I cannot change it that I am transitioning"

[–]Berko1572
Don't pick up the rope in the tug of war game he is trying to pull you into. 1) It's not worth it. 2) It's what he wants.
Don't engage. Just blandly say, "Okay." And don't react.

[–]iwillchangeiwill
As I replied to another comment, if I do not react he persists until it can and has gotten physically violent. If this worked why would I not be doing it?

[–]Not_Dead_Yet_Samwell
"Ah."
End of.

[–]warmhealer
It’s always useless arguing with someone with an entirely different set of beliefs and moral guidelines than oneself, and insults are bound to come out during convos with an individual like that.
Just let them flow freely as they come to you.
My favorite is always reminding them I’ll never have an issue satisfying partners- at least I can choose my size 🤷‍♂️ dick insults on these dudes cut deep for some reason.

[–]jim-b0
since he’s younger i would just make some shit up about his childhood and drop a lie bomb on him

[–]Senior_Diet8621
If he’s fat, tell him he has bigger tits than you. Then when he tries to say “it’s cuz of my weight” or make any justification for it, just repeat his words back to him in a mocking tone like an annoying toddler. Always works on my best friend’s severely obese and bigoted little brother.

HE IS FAT, LOVE THIS ONE THANK YOU SO MUCH​

[–]JackBinimbul
"You sound really insecure there, little buddy".

[–]dekuskach
I’m going to give you the non PC answer everyone is avoiding:
insult his dick size
say you’re more of a man than he will ever be
Insult his height
His hairline
His weight
Every insecurity you know he has, target that, make that the reason HES not a man.
Fuck taking the high road. Say the worst things possible, if he’s as mentally ill as you say then those things will sit with him and eventually when you’re gone, they won’t go away.
Ignore all these other corny ass replies trying to take the high road and make you be forced to be the nice one. You don’t owe anybody kindness.

If he has man boobs make fun of his estrogen levels, that always pissed my bro off 😂

Not saying people can just go around saying shit they want whenever they want but I’d rather handleIt with actually backing my shit up with facts and statements​
And this is why you’ll always be a cornball and never be taken serious by the men who are degrading you like this. The only way to win with these guys is to stoop to their level​
Okay ableism and abuse nice​
Yeah cause I'm totally not being abused by a physically violent 6'5" man. There is no fairness in survival​

This is what I was looking for, thank you.​
Truly baffled by the amount of people suggesting to take the high road btw. Or implying they know better than me how to deal with my sibling who I raised on my own due to neglectful parents 😭
Seconding all this. Play dirty. Just don’t fall in the mud while smearing his face in it.​

[–]JuniorKing9
“Neither will you” lmao

[–]anakinmcfly
“noted.”

[–]haha_grateful_man
okay, and your point is? Yeah, everyone is entitled to their opinion.
I would just walk away and let him think whatever he wants.

[–]buffandstealthy
What worked to shut up a guy who was trying to bother me in this way when I was younger, was turning to him after he said something like your example, looking him in the eye, and firmly saying: "how you view me is your problem, I know who I am, and what you think won't change that."
He shut up after that and actually became quite respectful literally immediately. He was still a douchebag as a person and I think he just used whatever he could to tease people (like with no real belief of his own behind it), but at least the teasing on this completely stopped after that.
I think emphasizing that it's his problem is what really helped. Then you essentially say: it's up to you if you want to obsess over this and waste your time on stupid shit, I don't care what you say.

[–]graphitetongue
Have you gotten laid more than him? Honestly, I've gotten laid and bedded more women (and men) than most of my friends or peers, plus I have six pack abs, so I usually just remind them of those or say shit like "I don't listen to anyone without six pack abs" or "I don't listen to anyone who doesn't fuck"

As someone without six pack abs who has never gotten laid, I don’t think that is something that should define who deserves to get listened to.​
no one said it did. this is specifically to dig at antagonizing assholes, not a reflection of genuine beliefs. don't be so quick to take it serious​
You're 100% correct.​
This is unfortunately what has worked best for me when dealing with certain personalities because it's what they value. I'm communicating to them that their opinion is irrelevant and that, according to their own bs status rankings, I'm technically above them.​

[–]Ok-Bed5119
"Can you stop projecting? I'm already more of a man than you'll ever be 🤷" but at the same time, I tend to just cut them out of my life if they hound me about anything of the sort. I'm an adult, I can make my own choices now, and I choose to be me, as much as it can suck sometimes, it's everything to finally be taking the steps to grow into myself. It is not my job to coddle their feelings about something that makes me happy that doesn't even involve them. Nor is it a requirement for me to explain myself and my choices to a party not involved at the end of the day. I am who I am, live with it or move on, because your words and actions haven't changed me and will not change me.

[–]Mediocre-Evidence-15
Personal classic comes from sailor moon abridged
“If I wanted to get into a dick measuring contest id whip out a ruler and win”

[–]_LanceBro
If he has insecurities, you can insult them
My little brother fears going bald so when he's being absolutely insufferable, I'll call him bald and he stops 😂

[–]vwaaaat
"Why are you so obsessed with my genitals, you creepy fuck"

[–]ehhhchimatsu
Literally just "okay". Nothing pisses people off more than a neutral, one word "okay".

[–]wavybattery
Not giving a fuck usually worked for me.

I promise you'd give a fuck if you were followed around the house by a mentally ill teenager repeatedly chanting any phrase no matter what it was​
Do it back, I remember some video of when 67 became a thing of an uncle annoying their nephew with it since he'd been doing it all day.​
He's doing it to get the reaction out of you. If you stop reacting he'll grow disinterested and it'll happen less frequently. The more you react the more he will do it. Acting like it doesn't bother you and that you don't care won't give him the satisfaction he is seeking​
Sure, a lot of the time people does shitty things to get a reaction. Some people also just does shitty things. Not reacting might work eventually, but biting back might be better for your own mental health. My brother was super weird about my old name, kept using it to get a reaction, and at that point in my life I wasn't a person that could get angry. The second I got super angry, shouting and cursing ar him, he shut up. My best guess is that it shocked him into silence to see me get angry enough to shout indoors and slam a door which I'd never done before.​
If you stop reacting he'll grow disinterested and it'll happen less frequentl
Quite literally the opposite. He doesn't stop until I say something sufficiently evil to make him shut up and leave​
I was followed around the house by a mom with early Alzheimer’s, ignored whatever she said about my transexuality, and kept it going vehemently until I moved out. And she accepted things how they are.​

[–]kingr8
Showing him that your unbothered is only the first step. He's being so openly disrespectful, I honestly do think it's appropriate to find ammunition and clap back.
Find a thing that he did one time, even if it was when he was younger, that he's really embarrassed about and bring it up every time he says something like that. Maybe say it loudly or threaten to tell other people, including his friends.
It might help to know that when he says "you'll never be a real man", on some level he's really talking to himself. That's 100% the kind of thing that neonazis struggle with.
Edit: Alternatively, if you're at all bigger and/or stronger than him, just give him a quick little slap to the face every time he says it. If he flinches to protect himself, you don't actually need to connect, just pull back and say "that's what I thought". This only works if you're confident that he won't escalate. But among men, "talk shit get hit" is a real thing sometimes, and he's being a fucking turd. Even other neonazis would probably approve of you doing it, which is why it will get under his skin so much.


[–]Ripley-8
"You won't be for much longer if you dont watch your tone, lil bro." And just smile at him LOL

[–]BrosXDecapentaplegic
What I would probably say irl: "Ok. I'm not debating that one. Agree to disagree."
What actually fits my belief system: "I am."
What would be a snarky response: "I'll leave that to you but at least (with an emphasis on I) I look like one."

[–]Creature_Feature69
Already am, or make silly faces at them until they get pissed and give up

[–]ironbrigade225
okay this might get me down voted but you should convince him he was born intersex. like you should ask to speak to him, and act really serious and tell him you found out when he was born but no one is supposed to tell him - and that you're telling him because you're leaving soon. OR you can use it as a comeback ie "neither will you, you are medically intersex" (look up the real medical term to be more convincing) and then gasp and act shocked and THEN sit him down later.
absolutely all my respects to intersex people but it might really freak him out to suggest he's "one of us". I wouldn't suggest this to anyone but you are willing to stoop low and mess him up a bit so go for it, I have no sympathy for transphobes 🤷🏻‍♂️.
Absolutely this. After all the abuse transphobes put us through, it’s high-time we score back. I am all for intentionally gaslighting these POS into thinking they’re part of the people they’ve been bullying.​
😭 this is like convincing your little sibling that theyre actually adopted but for transphobes lmao​

I'm dying at this. I would love to smoke with you so bad​

[–]no1really123
If you really wanna go down that way. Poke fun of his features or what he does. Make him self conscious of everything hes doing (unrelated to you being trans). How he speaks, moves, smiles, frowns etc. Gaslight him. Say something that gets him mad and pretend like he is crazy and you never said any of it. Act concerned and ask if he needs help or a doctor, if he calls you out, brush it off and keep asking in an unreasonably calm manner if you need to call the er for him

[–]Good_Matter7529
it will be extremely irritating to him if you just act completely unbothered.
if no one cares, that’s even more humiliating.
congrats on immigrating, man.

He actually follows me around saying fucked up things until I retort so it's the opposite situation. He is not mentally healthy and has nothing better to do. Also thank you, I am so excited for my new life!!​
He does it because he eventually gets a reaction.​
Wow how long have you lived with him?​
I work in mental health with teenagers. This is extremely typical behavior for terminally online bullies.​
His behavior is not typical and he is not a "terminally online bully", he is a deeply disturbed child whose patterns I know due to raising him myself. The chanting will go on until he is physically removed from the room or humiliated enough to leave it. Trying to ignore him has led to me being physically assaulted. The act (or lack thereof) of ignoring someone is so easy that if it worked that's all I'd do. It is unfortunately not that simple.​
oh wow, OP. the usual tactics will not work with someone like that- i’m sorry for misunderstanding the situation.​
the escalation to physical violence is something entirely different. i assume you’re already locking him out of rooms where you are whenever possible. I don’t have any advice besides leaving, and you’re already doing that. hang in there, man.​
Locking him out is kind of pointless as he's 6'5", very strong and has broken down doors to get to me before but I have memorized his attack pattern so he can't cause damage to me. And thank you, I can't wait to escape and never have him around ever again. I even told my parents to either divide the inheritance explicitly or give it all to him because I'd rather have nothing than fight him in court years later when they die.​


[–]NautiNeptune
I just repeat "yOu'Ll NeVeR bE a MaN" in a mocking voice lol

Ooh I'll add that to the arsenal, mockery upsets his nazi ass​
Use it for everything. Mock everything he says to you. Especially in higher and more effeminate voices. Or if you prefer, say it like Goofy, or other silly voices.​
Literally the best response. Don’t engage with debate, don’t try to be the bigger person, just belittle and drive him up a wall by giving a retort that allows no comeback.​
 
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