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but I ask that you pay close attention to her inclination towards sex with brothers in particular
There is a rampant undercurrent of brother fucking amongst pooners and it’s not new in the slightest. I read Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z Brite recently (now a pooner LOL) and was shocked to find the same fetishes that fujos get off to today despite it being written in the early 90s.

The reason I bring this up besides the author being a pooner and the book being RIFE with fetishism is that there is a moment at the very end where brother fucking is shoehorned in for no apparent reason other than to have another fujo fetish. A random side character that we do not know nor care about brings up how his older brother was his first and only real sexual experience/love and then shoots himself cause he has AIDS. It’s fucking crazy.
 
Poppy is the pre-internet protoype of gore-obsessed fujoshi pooners. I effort posted about her a couple years ago.

And speaking of the algorithm inflicting pooners upon us, was anyone else getting that totally stealth pooner sword dork pushed into their youtube feed for awhile? The red lips and standing closer to the camera crack me up.

They even made a TikTok jokingly attempting to explain away the voice and lips.


Edit: No idea how that happened, I don't TikTok and copied what I thought was a normal link, but it should be fixed now, wtf.
 
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Poppy is the pre-internet protoype of gore-obsessed fujoshi pooners. I effort posted about her a couple years ago.

And speaking of the algorithm inflicting pooners upon us, was anyone else getting that totally stealth pooner sword dork pushed into their youtube feed for awhile? The red lips and standing closer to the camera crack me up.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CCJ5dVC6wWA
They even made a TikTok jokingly attempting to explain away the voice and lips.
I got this when I clicked the link, WTF?
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NO.
 
Personally, I theorize that if these aren't just products of a really yucky imagination, Bassy may be talking about her late stepfather who died when she was 15 of terminal cancer - whose story hit the news back in 2012 when his wife induced labor 2 weeks early so that he could hold his infant daughter before he passed away. The article itself is pretty sad and I don't think Bassy's family needs to be involved in her shenanigans, but you can read it here if you're curious to see what a wee Bassy once looked like. (Bittersweetly, he did get to hold his baby girl right after she came into the world, but he tragically died only a couple days later.
She was 15 at the time that this article was written but her mom was only 31, meaning that mom was either 15 or 16 herself when she brought Poonderella into the world. Stepdad was 52, old enough to be his wife's father. Interesting.
 
I believe they even made it so the Vampooner can STP.
i see someone has watched the episode. ;)
immediately after she is commended for her strong pelvic floor... again reminded of her forever femaleness...

Poppy is the pre-internet protoype of gore-obsessed fujoshi pooners. I effort posted about her a couple years ago.

And speaking of the algorithm inflicting pooners upon us, was anyone else getting that totally stealth pooner sword dork pushed into their youtube feed for awhile? The red lips and standing closer to the camera crack me up.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CCJ5dVC6wWA
They even made a TikTok jokingly attempting to explain away the voice and lips.


Edit: No idea how that happened, but link should be fixed, wtf.
excuse the double posting but holy fuck that is insane she looked like the typical weird-girl fujo and morphed into a dnd dwarf
not even terf bangs could shield her from her fate...
 
POTS sufferer Black Mold Dixie hams it up with a shotacon enabler on the evils of Kiwifarms.
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"They fabricate shit" here's the problem with that, lazy lass who has to beg for money for professional cleaners to eliminate the black mold she huffs 24/7, we archive everything. That means there's concrete proof of what you say, regardless if you delete it or not.
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"I, a white progressive, am going to blame blacks for making my group's bad behaviour look bad."

Stand tall, trans brothers! Tell those rampaging Karmelo Anthony coons what's up!
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Most white pooners have beef with blacks. This one couldn't stand a simple bisexual interpretation for a Gaza charity event because her Auschwitz baddie was excluded. A little bit of lore behind this: Brazilians started the race wars every time. It was Brazilian queers fighting African Americans and legit African queers over who was more bigoted.
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Naturally, being the user associating with shotacons, their logic goes like this: they draw the line at transphobia, but not seven year olds getting raped.
 
Poppy is the pre-internet protoype of gore-obsessed fujoshi pooners. I effort posted about her a couple years ago.

And speaking of the algorithm inflicting pooners upon us, was anyone else getting that totally stealth pooner sword dork pushed into their youtube feed for awhile? The red lips and standing closer to the camera crack me up.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CCJ5dVC6wWA
They even made a TikTok jokingly attempting to explain away the voice and lips.


Edit: No idea how that happened, I don't TikTok and copied what I thought was a normal link, but it should be fixed now, wtf.
Granted I've never watched much medieval fighting autism, but I'm 100% sure they've never been hanging out in a garage in a tank top when I have.
 
mouse men of Reddit have had enough, and it's time to retaliate
Yes, when a 190cm 150kg "violent nazi" says something mean you should totally target his deepest insecurities, he will run up to his room and cry, there is no risk that you will end up with a fractured skull!
These people have no theory of mind beyond "what would I myself do in that situation".
 
A spurious little crab snatches at whatever limb she can whenever she sees an attempted escape from the bucket she dooms herself to die in.
>Telling detransitioned FTMs they look better on T

It really tells you something about the level of delusion that she thinks this would work. TIFs are so ugly it's unreal, there's not a single living person who thinks they look good except as some kind of degradation fetish.
 
Yet another pooner on Xitter worried that she's transphobic for not being interested in vajayjays:

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Couldn't archive it since she deleted her account after the tweet blew up among homo-TERF circles lol

You'd think she'd be happy from being affirmed as a True and Honest gay man "MSM".

Thought piece pooner:

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Why is it pooners end up looking Amish half the time when they grow beards? It seems to be fairly common for them to have quite bushy/thick hair on the chin and neck but only manage the scraggliest of mustaches.

Also: "On the day I heard that my penis would be huge, I sobbed." Yes, breaking down and crying when you find out you're going to get a massive dong, rather than getting high fives from all your bros. Very masculine, king.

Also also, the very last line from that essay: "Days before my penis’s first birthday, the warmth and weight of it lay against my vulva, each supporting the other, holding me."

>>>"my penis"
>>>"my vulva"

I thought it was only AGP troons like Rioley Storm who were interested in transitioning into futa monstrosities, but I guess not. :/

Pooner gets treated the way any man would and is still mad example #4894404849430
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>>>"Nobody even took out their phones to film me getting beat down by a crackhead!"

I don't think I've ever seen such distilled essence of Main Character Syndrome. She simply can't process the idea that passersby just might not care about the brave little birthday boy getting a beatdown after provoking a crackhead (assuming that even actually happened 🌈).

What’s the poon equivalent of luna
There was one pooner in the Trannies Posting Their Ls thread who was going around calling herself Helios (lol), and I'm pretty sure I've seen one or two calling themselves Apollo.

And speaking of the algorithm inflicting pooners upon us, was anyone else getting that totally stealth pooner sword dork pushed into their youtube feed for awhile? The red lips and standing closer to the camera crack me up.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CCJ5dVC6wWA

Judging from this vid in which he's shirtless, I think that's an actual man. He just comes across as poonerish because he's a manlet with a voice like Greg Doucette.



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(ngl, I actually think he's kinda cute)
 
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It seems to be fairly common for them to have quite bushy/thick hair on the chin and neck but only manage the scraggliest of mustaches.
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>Tfw you're a man who ended up with the facial hair genes of your average pooner.

(Jokes aside, I couldn't care less about my inability to grow a proper beard. Because I'm an actual man, I don't need a beard to appear masculine, plus I hate having facial hair anyway so it doesn't really matter in the end)
 
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>Tfw you're a man who ended up with the facial hair genes of your average pooner.

(Jokes aside, I couldn't care less about my inability to grow a proper beard. Because I'm an actual man, I don't need a beard to appear masculine, plus I hate having facial hair anyway so it doesn't really matter in the end)
Just grow your beard salafi style with no mustache. Everyone with either assume you're Amish and like you or that you're a terrorist and fear you. It's a win win either way!
 
Poppy is the pre-internet protoype of gore-obsessed fujoshi pooners. I effort posted about her a couple years ago.

And speaking of the algorithm inflicting pooners upon us, was anyone else getting that totally stealth pooner sword dork pushed into their youtube feed for awhile? The red lips and standing closer to the camera crack me up.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CCJ5dVC6wWA
They even made a TikTok jokingly attempting to explain away the voice and lips.


Edit: No idea how that happened, I don't TikTok and copied what I thought was a normal link, but it should be fixed now, wtf.
Wait, is Dave(? I think that's the manlet's name but I don't remember) even a confirmed pooner? I've come across Sellsword Arts videos more than a couple times and he never set off my troondar. His phenotype isn't even super feminine, I just checked in the mirror and I have a vaguely comparable facial structure and am a true and honest male.
 
Senorita, that's just a woman.
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"Um actually you can't change your race sweaty 💅"
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You can identify as a man all you want, because General Society dictates gender. But you can't change your race, even though that's also a social construct and determined by General Society.
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Because the man dressing femininely is still a man. You're a woman trying to adhere to that General Society construct to be something you're not.
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Because the man dressing femininely is still a man. You're a woman trying to adhere to that General Society construct to be something you're not.
You or I can make that argument because we don't believe that any so-called trans men are men, but the OP has a point. If you truly believe that an adult human female is a man if she identifies as a man, then how are you going to say that they aren't a man just because they wear dresses and don't remind you that they're a man? A man would be a man regardless of what he wears or talks about.

A less transphobic person can still argue, well, calling a so-called trans man a man is a courtesy I extend to a woman who would rather be a man, but if she won't go through the effort to even remotely pretend to be a man then I won't go through the effort to pretend that she is a man either. But I don't think that any of these people want to acknowledge the first part, so at most they'll say the second part and try to avoid explaining the fundamental piece of logic that underpins their quite reasonable refusal to play along.
 
referring to Whites as "Yakubian filth"
Okay this was funny.

Yes, but more often than not, it's another part of political lesbianism.

The belief that all women are lesbians by default, and that any sexual contact between a man and a woman (more especially penis in vagina) is rape.
But most political lesbians are not heterosexual or bisexual who don't date men for political reasons related to feminism, no? It does not even require you to fuck women, just not fuck men.
 
Senorita, that's just a woman.
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"Um actually you can't change your race sweaty 💅"
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You can identify as a man all you want, because General Society dictates gender. But you can't change your race, even though that's also a social construct and determined by General Society.
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Because the man dressing femininely is still a man. You're a woman trying to adhere to that General Society construct to be something you're not.
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The question that makes troons and poons fume and stop talking is “Can you describe what feeling like a man or feeling like a woman is without naming regressive and damaging gender stereotypes?”.
They can’t, ever.

You could also ask the same question of someone that’s transracial.
“The reason I feel I’m black is because I like rap music, love fried chicken and watermelon, and I don’t like police”
 
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