📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Izdaja Slika]

Is this bitch for real? Being denied blood donation for the reason that you're a man who has had sex with a man should be like the most gender-affirming euphoria imaginable. Other pooners would kill for that gender-affirmation!

Of course he couldn't have; Lovecraft didn't write female main characters.

Ironically that aspect should allow him a pass from the progressive-left "don't write what you don't know from lived experience" fucktards.

(I say should and not would because progressive-leftists are effortless hypocrites).

 

[pink cigarettes]

I thought she just witnessed a gang rape in Haiti while she was a reporter, not that she was gang raped herself.

She had a whole thing on “secondary PTSD”.

Yeah. She wrote about it, completely exploited the trauma and story of an actual irl victim, and made it all about herself.

What is she going to move on to next, if she doesn't 41%? She's eating foodbank food and running out of stuff to write about. Idc if someone is poor, but "young female journo writing about rape" is a lot more interesting to the normies than "aging gender ghoul who cant afford food." Is her next move gonna be a detransitioner arc in which she sees the light (again) and writes a new narrative and retcons everything? Between her and Elliot Page, which one will do that, and if both, which one first?

I used to look forward to a wave of righteous detransitioners casting off their retard rainbow chains, but that was such cope of me . They seldom deal with their underlying issues and keep acting out.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I thought she just witnessed a gang rape in Haiti while she was a reporter, not that she was gang raped herself.

She had a whole thing on “secondary PTSD”.

IIRC she then got a male friend to act out the rape on her so she could "process the secondary PTSD". They basically just did S&M sex while thinking about that poor woman in Haiti's gang rape. Which is fucked enough, but then writing an article about it is even worse.

 

[Idiotboy]

Somebody draw this dood

 

[Julie Newmar]

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Somebody draw this dood

I’m just gonna take a picture of my sewing kit, will that do?

 

[Lord Of Shit]

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Somebody draw this dood

If one wishes to appear infected with monkey-pox, would it not be far simpler and cheaper to just contract it the old-fashioned way?

Also, yes, we need this as a poonjak.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

If one wishes to appear infected with monkey-pox, would it not be far simpler and cheaper to just contract it the old-fashioned way?

Pooners are forever trying to, but the gay men keep turning them down.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Pooners are forever trying to, but the gay men keep turning them down.

I had nearly included in my post a crack about exactly that, but my breakfast was getting cold.

 

[Rainbow Child]

Somebody draw this dood

 

[Tragi-Chan]

She's still around, kind of. She has her own website where she posted about her "penis" turning five:
https://fwwhenever.com/phalloplasty-anniversary/

How can you post this shit and claim you’re a man?

The POL one always kinda made me sad, as she seems like she still has much potential to live a good, happy life. She is certainly one of the smarter ones.

She comes across to me as an abrasive BPD attention-seeker who stabs everyone else in the back and can’t take responsibility for herself. She’ll shit on everyone else, then expect them to welcome her back with open arms.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

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It's even in the Tumblr fanart style (except with more talent and more true to life), I love it

 

[Lord Of Shit]

She comes across to me as an abrasive BPD attention-seeker who stabs everyone else in the back and can’t take responsibility for herself. She’ll shit on everyone else, then expect them to welcome her back with open arms.

I may not have been paying sufficiently-close attention to the Pooner-At-Law's antics, I'll admit.

 

[King Geedorah]

Somebody draw this dood

 

[sunky]

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All those retarded looking piercings were completely optional by the way. She's complaining about how it'll take forever but in the same sentence says that she's going to get even more than 103 shitty piercings. These people deserve every bit of suffering they bring upon themselves.

Why don't you just keep the piercings where they are during surgery? Your entire existence consists of ignoring medical advice anyways.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Somebody draw this dood

I am fascinated by the psychology that leads a person to do this. It’s clearly not about being a man, but about making herself look as ugly and bizarre as possible. I doubt she was a looker to begin with. I wonder if the thinking is that by deliberately making herself look more unattractive, she’s choosing rejection rather than having it forced upon her.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

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Somebody draw this dood

transition goals

 

[Drip Torch]

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Doooood, where is my Lucky Charms?

 

[Hepativore]

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Somebody draw this dood

She looks like a Garbage Pail Kids card.

 

[Paper Machete]

I am fascinated by the psychology that leads a person to do this. It’s clearly not about being a man, but about making herself look as ugly and bizarre as possible. I doubt she was a looker to begin with. I wonder if the thinking is that by deliberately making herself look more unattractive, she’s choosing rejection rather than having it forced upon her.

If she had lost weight and learned how to properly style herself she'd probably be a lot better off. It's honestly what is so frustrating about a lot of people bemoaning their ugliness or mere averageness is that they could easily be in a much better position but they refuse to lose a bit of weight or learn to do their makeup properly (no, not instathot style) or what sort of fashion works on them. Because that sort of stuff is toxic! and will give you an eating disorder!!!

 

[Snack Cracker]

All those retarded looking piercings were completely optional by the way. She's complaining about how it'll take forever but in the same sentence says that she's going to get even more than 103 shitty piercings. These people deserve every bit of suffering they bring upon themselves.
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Why don't you just keep the piercings where they are during surgery? Your entire existence consists of ignoring medical advice anyways.

She’s out of her mind clearly, but there’s no way that any surgeon would allow over 100 retainers into surgery.

It’s not even the MRI risk as much as risks of things getting snagged during transfer on and off the operating table, plus any oral piercings in case of emergency intubation.

Luckily she’s never going to get any surgeries because she’s morbidly obese and has zero restraint and planning for the future, but man it would be funny trying to hear her justify how her piercings are as important as LIFE SAVING SURGERY to a doctor.