📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Lord Of Shit]

I wonder if the thinking is that by deliberately making herself look more unattractive, she’s choosing rejection rather than having it forced upon her.

That describes accurately the majority of the modern Left: that hate everything and most of all, themselves.

They have given up on beauty, and traded it for aggressive ugliness.
Health and exercise are execrated, while obesity and immoderate indulgence in drugs are glorified.
Strength is weakness, weakness is strength. Disabilities are desirable personality traits. A cane is a fashion accessory.

And dignity? Read their social media profiles, and note how they all take that same tone, one far beyond self-effacing modesty: "Lol Im just a total piece of shit on the internet lol".

This... former human has merely dialed the phenomenon up to eleven.

 

[JimmyDog]

This site heavily piques my interest, why do you all care? What is the worst about the poons, is the grooming that bad?

 

[Julie Newmar]

This site heavily piques my interest, why do you all care? What is the worst about the poons, is the grooming that bad?

It’s not too late to just delete this and go away.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

This site heavily piques my interest, why do you all care? What is the worst about the poons, is the grooming that bad?

Welcome, newfren.

The answer is an unequivocal "yes", the grooming is that bad.

Remember that until perhaps about ten years ago, pooners were nearly unknown, whereas now, they outnumber troons by a ratio of approximately 10:1. It is a dangerous social contagion which leads young lesbians and just plain-vanilla tomboys to destroy their endocrine systems, mutilate their bodies, sterilise themselves, and become dependent on the medical system for life.

I have several friends, both male and female, whom openly admit that had they been born twenty years later than they had, they would probably have got transed, for they were perfect bait.

"There, but for the grace of god, goeth I".

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

This site heavily piques my interest, why do you all care? What is the worst about the poons, is the grooming that bad?

I hate them even more than I hate troons.

 

[Pedophobe]

This site heavily piques my interest, why do you all care? What is the worst about the poons, is the grooming that bad?

I just think it's funny.

 

[Idiotboy]

I am fascinated by the psychology that leads a person to do this. It’s clearly not about being a man, but about making herself look as ugly and bizarre as possible. I doubt she was a looker to begin with. I wonder if the thinking is that by deliberately making herself look more unattractive, she’s choosing rejection rather than having it forced upon her.

that cockeyed stare is actually the result of hitting a nerve when doing one of her eyebrow piercings, all of them are home jobs (SHOCK)

 

[Big White Bwana]

If one wishes to appear infected with monkey-pox, would it not be far simpler and cheaper to just contract it the old-fashioned way?

Also, yes, we need this as a poonjak.

Looks like Clive Barker and Doug Bradley, etc, could weave their special brand of magic here...

PINFACE: YOU CONTRACTED THE POX... AND WE CAME. NOW YOU MUST COME WITH US, AND LEARN OUR PRONOUNS.

 

[HG Wells]

Pooner gets treated the way any man would and is still mad example #4894404849430
PjoP-dED0jvFUy8H.mp4

Lil pooner is a “real man” but still expecting the female privilege of not getting punched in the face.

Niggers are doing Gods work one troon/poon at a time

 

[LobotomyChan]

While looking through the r/illnessfakers subreddit I found this pooner. It seems there are a lot of them in that subreddit funnily enough.

Here’s u/heyitskevin1
Archive

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Post History

They are leaving what I assume is the US for Japan!

Im so done bro genuinely.

Question
for the guys here: how worried do I need to be if I cant take my testosterone for 2 months?

I am leaving the country to go to Japan this Saturday. I have known about this for months and havw been planning to make sure everything would go smooth. 4 months out me and my doctor decide the best choice would be for me to get a T pellet put in to last me my 2 months in Japan, because I'm on injections and im already worried about my passport looking nothing like me when going through TSA. I also knew I could fill out this form to try to bring my T but I tried scheduling a meeting multiple times to get help reading the form to make sure I fill it out right (e.g. it wants mt address in japan but im staying on student housing at a graduate school which I do not know the address of yet).

So my doctor gives me the referral to another doctor who does the T pellets. I reach out every few days trying to speak with someone and i finally get a response back a month before i leave saying i need to get a blood draw to check my levels. Well my T was too high when i did so they told me to stop it for 2 weeks then vet my blood done again and they can schedule me for the pellet. We are now 2 weeks away from me leaving. I call right when they open to try to get scheduled. They cant schedule me because I need a PA to go through. Ive called every day to check on this PA and I have no idea if its gone through or not because nobody FUCKING ANSWERS THE PHONE OR CALLS ME BACK.

Now its probably too late for anything and I just wanna flip the fuck out. How fucked am I with full hysto to go without T for 2 months. I figure ill be fine since thats what I had to do for bottom surgery basically but in both a rant and a last ditch effort to see if I can figure something out I turn to here. If there are any hoosiers here dont go to Dr. Helen Bernie at IU. Literally one of the most worthless bitches.

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And of course they identify as ‘gay’ and have gotten a rotting flesh arm sewn on. They claim to have used it on a real gay guy. And of course like all gay men do after the deed, they cried tears of joy.

We need a celebration tag i think

I just wanted to share a positive experience I had the other day. I was going to post this on the trans gay guy sub but the most recent post on there is how guys need to love their vulva and vaginas and I just cant handle that rn lol.

Anyway, I am a gay guy who is post op. I could not handle sex pre-op, and I only attracted chasers who wanted a pussy to fuck. I have done PIV and it was the worst experience ever for me. I genuinely bought a gun to shoot myself after my experience.

Sorry thats dark lol, I had surgery in December. i got the ok to be sexually active in February but I was too scared of hurting myself or being hurt. However, this weekend I went to a metal show at a seedy dive bar in my town. This cute dude kept flirting with me, we had a few drinks, and next thing I know he's groping me through my jeans. He kept telling me how hard I felt, and it was obvious he was enjoying himself because I can feel him pressing himself on my thigh. We go back to his place and instead of feeling immense shame and guilt I felt excited. This guy proceeded to give me head for like 2 hours. He kept telling me how he liked how thick my dick was and he preferred me not having a hog so he can actually enjoying giving head instead of choking lol (small dicks FTW). Next thing I know he's prepping me to be penetrated and like I said earlier last time I was oenetrated I just wanted to kill myself. I didnt want to experience that. however like the shame emotions didnt come through. I knew he wasn't using me for a pussy, because there is no pussy for him to use. The relief i felt knowing that, knowing this dude just found me hot for me made me cry after I left. Its so freeing. He took it slow, allowing me to slowly go down on him. ive never done this so I went to fast and hurt myself for a second, but i got the hang of it and was seeing stars. I dont think ive ever cum that hard in my life. I had a great time, he had a great time, and he invited me to

go play pool with him later this week.

Sorry if this is TMI, but i just wanna say my life is so much better post op. I dont regret a single thing. I feel so free. i can have normal experiences and not be held back by dysphoria. It makes me feel fetishize ti see on the gay trans guy sub they all talk about how we need to accept our vaginas and how thats valid, because I cannot relate at all. im glad to be at a point where im desired as a gay man. We always post rants here (which this is a bit of one ig) but I think as a community we should have a celebration tag or something so we can post victories in our life and show the positives of getting treatment.

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Fuck you mom! I’m going to medical school!
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No picture of the rotting arm tube but she has posted her nasty clit, I really don’t want to have to see it again or I would post the pictures. Here’s the link. And this one. There’s a lot of photos she posted of it. I can’t stand to look through her account anymore though.

 

[Muskcarpone]

This site heavily piques my interest, why do you all care? What is the worst about the poons, is the grooming that bad?

I just enjoy pointing and laughing at things. And since the texts and pictures we ridicule are voluntarily and happily provided by the exhibits themselves, I don't feel bad about it, either.

Poons and troons on the internet are a freakshow everybody can enjoy ethically. After all, they put these images online to be seen, and we provide them with support by actively seeing them. It's a win-win for everybody: They are seen, we are entertained, and no unethical middleman is taking a cut.

I can't think of anything as morally sound (you might even say woke) and entertaining as watching poons and troons.

I hope this answers your questions. I hope you will regale us with a few essays and/or selfies soon.

 

[Walnut Pound Cake]

I have done PIV and it was the worst experience ever for me. I genuinely bought a gun to shoot myself after my experience.

I knew he wasn't using me for a pussy, because there is no pussy for him to use. The relief i felt knowing that, knowing this dude just found me hot for me made me cry after I left. Its so freeing.

Imagine needing therapy for sexual trauma and instead you pay a surgeon to rip out your organs, permanently close your vulva, and become porn-sick enough that genuine heckin gay sex with a degenerate male makes you feel validated.

 

[ApeBass]

there is no pussy for him to use.

I dont think ive ever cum that hard in my life.

...how?

It's also curious to me how she refers to her vagina as something that is was for use by male strangers. I'm not surprised her previous experience of sex was so awful.
Before I started reading about troonery on the Farms, I had no idea that so many young people, particularly young women, had such self-harming attitudes towards sex.

 

[GenderCop]

This site heavily piques my interest, why do you all care? What is the worst about the poons, is the grooming that bad?

Edgy, topical comedy is hard to find these days, and this stuff is top-tier.

Don't you laugh your ass off every time you visit the thread?

Anyway, I am a gay guy who is post op. I could not handle sex pre-op, and I only attracted chasers who wanted a pussy to fuck. I have done PIV and it was the worst experience ever for me. I genuinely bought a gun to shoot myself after my experience.

im glad to be at a point where im desired as a gay man.

A teenage girl with a cartoon avatar actually believes she is "desired as a gay man"--this is hilarious, front-row entertainment.

And check the link, they all tell her how great she is instead of the truth. That's almost as funny as she is.

Obviously, the Reddit ppl enjoy the ongoing comedy also, and want to keep it flowing.

 

[Mellorine]

She looks like a Garbage Pail Kids card.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Looks like Clive Barker and Doug Bradley, etc, could weave their special brand of magic here...

PINFACE: YOU CONTRACTED THE POX... AND WE CAME. NOW YOU MUST COME WITH US, AND LEARN OUR PRONOUNS.

In case you are not aware, the remake of 'Hellraiser' had a troon play a 'female' Pinhead.

So basically, the Cenobites, beings who thought they had perfected the infliction of suffering, have added a new string to their bow.

 

[Big White Bwana]

In case you are not aware, the remake of 'Hellraiser' had a troon play a 'female' Pinhead.

I seen that new version, and it's the worst Hellraiser ever - not because of Pinhead being portrayed as a female - or because Doug Bradley is absent- it's because the cast of protags are all so unappealing that I couldn't really care about what happens to them, live or die.
Normal people easily found themselves following Kirsty's struggles against the Cenobites because she was a normal person, up against a cult of demons - the new cast were all junkies and other misfits, and nobody's going to identify with degenerates like that, never mind shedding tears over their inevitable loss.

 

[KifflomKween]

I've been checking some poon art accounts and, credit where it's due, some of them do have some mad art skills. But why are so many of them obcessed with fat gross old guys?

I'm not talking daddy types. I'm talking about the type even gays recoil from. You know that fat old unwashed lecher stereotype? The creepier they look the wetter some poons get for them. The type of man most woman would recoil from.

Why? I noticed it too many times for it to be just one pooner's quirky. Is it because of all gays these are probably the only types willing to fuck them?

 

[Snack Cracker]

Reposting my comment from the Troons in the Wild /Troonspotting thread because it’s applicable here;

Damn, this one got blessed with how much facial hair she grew.
Full on beard, and a ton of facial piercings and tattoos in addition. Tbh the excessive facial tattoos and piercings worked in her favor because 8/10 people are going to be distracted by all THAT.

But of course she had the plump babyface + acne combo, perfectly smooth brow area, round expressive eyes, flushed complexion, about 5’5 including the platform Doc Martens, rounded sloping shoulders, and cute lil womanly baby hands even though the hands were also covered with tattoos to man them up.

Immediately set off my uncanny radar even though she was sitting down initially, then I looked at her delicate hands, then I heard her speak with the froggiest voice ever.
Pooner confirmed.
It’s like listening to a man on helium try to intentionally deepen his voice, once you hear it you’ll know.

Special challenge; try to find a reputable body piercing/tattoo studio in a mid to large sized city without at least one pooner or someone with a special gender.
You can’t.

 

[Heinrich Maneuver]

I'm not talking daddy types. I'm talking about the type even gays recoil from. You know that fat old unwashed lecher stereotype? The creepier they look the wetter some poons get for them. The type of man most woman would recoil from.

Why? I noticed it too many times for it to be just one pooner's quirky. Is it because of all gays these are probably the only types willing to fuck them?

Molestation trauma and 'ugly is hot' 'im not like other girls' subversion aside, I think a lot of it is purely memetic. Sort of how a few years ago everyone was posting "spit on me" memes; these pooners sexuality and desires are so corrupted by the online and by memes/memetic ideas that when one degenerate gets big with her ideas of uwu sexy fat greasy man tummy, they all copy, hence why its all weirdly shallow and samey. They have no idea that their own desires and wants are so they get them from the Internet and from art and ships that belong on the sjw-art thread. Women also tend to do that, follow trends.

Eta: Who's the disgusting pooner with a threat here who drew really vile fat male furries? God that doesn't narrow it down, but it was an old thread. She was really into the idea of being a rapist (of women) and had a rat/ferret fursona? I think her parents were dentists or something. She's an example of someone who i think is 'honestly' into 'sexy greasey man tummy' because she's mentally unwell, the top of the pooner food chain, and other poonerlings copy and imitate the fetishes to 'fit in'. Pooners also gravitate towards cowboys and knights for this reason, it's a popular, memetic trope to show you fit in, and it's why all the art and colour schemes are super samey. Pooner sexuality is so obviously female- tittering over the same group of men that women do- that is so funny to see the majority of them reject true and honest expressions of gay male sexuality like Tom of Finland (old school ik).