🍗 Deathfat Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[PurpleEater]

new photos of Mhic by Jude:


she has a new Soundcloud too, including hits like "Brand New Binder:"


will they pooner out together?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Those unfocused pictures make my eyes ache.

Thanks, Judy, I hate it.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

She looks like an infection is eating her eyes.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Pic #2 would be solid for an ad or something were it deliberate, and the last one is almost good but the shutter speed is too slow and a bubble is blocking mhic's eye. If the bubbles weren't blurry it would be pretty cool.

The rest are what you'd see in a photography textbook explaining what depth of field is and what happens if you ignore it

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Jude and Mhic are on their way to Dyke Camp (i.e. max three actual lesbians and numerous assorted genderspecials). Censored "dyke" because she doesn't understand why Meta (I mean, M---) would take offense to her constantly using "slut" and other slurs (like "dyke")



Or showing suggestive images on an account not set for mature content

Spoiler: bumping uglies

Or being cheeky in the stupidest ways possible



Prior to that, she was tooting her own horn about what a master at microexpressions she is



Getting mad at the idea of Americans wanting to celebrate their country's 250th anniversary because she believes the flag is problematic and that no queer or black people whatsoever are in "real power" in the government



Wanting applause for eating something that stayed down despite it not being friendly to her ARFID



And being excited at getting to celebrate her first Pride as a proto pooner versus a boring enby. Sapphic Judy who? She's so masculine, she's a prince



She's so masculine, that she is willing to save her own money to buy her own binders if no one else is willing to chip in



Oh wait, there's a mermaid dress for sale. Prince Jude who? SOMEONE BUY IT FOR HER NOW

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

If you hate the US so much you can move to your country.

Oh, but it's a territory of the US and it isn't as comfortable and accommodating as the US...

 

[toilet_rainbow]

If you hate the US so much you can move to your country.

Oh, but it's a territory of the US and it isn't as comfortable and accommodating as the US...

And one where the residents are increasingly pro-Statehood, to boot. The “there are no non white people in ‘real power’” stuff alone illustrates well just how informed Jude actually is on that matter.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

If you hate the US so much you can move to your country.

Oh, but it's a territory of the US and it isn't as comfortable and accommodating as the US...

Certainly won't be able to DoorDash Taco Bell crunch wraps every couple of hours. She'd have to actually eat -gasp- actual Puerto Rican cuisine.

Also, everyone who called a trans arc for Jude, collect your winnings now. I don't think she'll go through with the really difficult parts (taking T and having to deal with her already broken-by-fat bones becoming more brittle, plus an explosion of acne and hair loss) and just claim she's transitioning but won't put in even the bare effort to present as masculine.

 

[stupid frog]

She was already trans via nonbinary. Stupid bitch.

 

[OttoWest]

Leave it to Judy to turn a milestone in women’s rights into a fucking meme “aesthetic”.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

She's so masculine, that she is willing to save her own money to buy her own binders if no one else is willing to chip in

Oh, just what those slappers ((c) Steph) need: flattening and lowering.

And Jude has exactly 0 of any remotely masculine air about her. She's far too old to (try so hard to) will herself into this delusion.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Dang she's really missing the boat with trans grifting. Market's saturated now and the bubble popped.

 

[PurpleEater]

Also, everyone who called a trans arc for Jude, collect your winnings now.

Cashing in! IT'S POONER TIME! I TOLD YOU! I predict a GoFundMe for the binder and the inevitable tits chop to combat muh dysphoria. She's priming her audience, even if she never actually goes through with it.

Dang she's really missing the boat with trans grifting. Market's saturated now and the bubble popped.

That's our Judy, always three weeks late and a dollar short (but you can always send her a Ko-Fi!)

woof:

Spoiler: I've made this joke before but...it's truly uncanny.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

I can wholeheartedly believe that this is exactly how she takes her photos. Sorry, does her creative directing.

 

[Bunny at Law]

I don't think an underwire would help that. I have no idea what you do with boobs like hers. Tie 'em in a bow and throw 'em over your shoulder, maybe.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vFAcnqTFVLI

Underwire would definitely help keep her breasts off her stomach, which seems like a sensory nightmare. She’s spent years without a bra, which has allowed her breast tissue to migrate under her armpit and caused a ton of volume loss at the top of her breasts.

She should be ordering from a brand that specializes in extended sizes (my brand of autism believes she is roughly a 44H based on the max size of that snake bra she’s worn to death), and then putting it on using the “swoop and scoop” technique. Unfortunately for her (and our eyes), the kind of industrial-strength bra she needs is boring, expensive, and ill-suited to being passed around to her client, so she’ll never invest in one.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Underwire would definitely help keep her breasts off her stomach, which seems like a sensory nightmare. She’s spent years without a bra, which has allowed her breast tissue to migrate under her armpit and caused a ton of volume loss at the top of her breasts.

She should be ordering from a brand that specializes in extended sizes (my brand of autism believes she is roughly a 44H based on the max size of that snake bra she’s worn to death), and then putting it on using the “swoop and scoop” technique. Unfortunately for her (and our eyes), the kind of industrial-strength bra she needs is boring, expensive, and ill-suited to being passed around to her client, so she’ll never invest in one.

Her armpit fat is just from being far too fat for her frame. I don't know that it's so much migrated fat as just that her breasts have dropped to he'll and she's got a lot of regular fat everywhere else.

She's just very unfortunate in the boob (and neck) area.

Normal people kind of try to manage their presentation - and I'm not being anti-"bodies are fine as they are," do you, but Jude seems to take pride in doing things (such as, as you note, not wearing a damn bra forever, when a good one might do wonders for an overall slovenly appearance) to make herself as ugly as possible. I'm sure she has retrofitted it as some kind of political statement, but she winds up making herself repugnant and overcompensates for what her sloth has wrought by calling it "body love" and "fat is sexy," even when her own actions make her particular fat body as unattractive as possible.

Plenty of people legit say idgaf about societal norms, and that's cool for them, but Jude instead thinks that an objectively unhealthy body - one she defiantly refuses to make even slightly healthier or healthier-looking - is just as attractive (and she very much cares about being perceived as attractive and sexy) and societally should be perceived as a healthy one is.

 

[thejackal2]

Thank god the am baby clarified she's not driving, for a second we'd have assumed she did something and passed the driver's test.

 

[PurpleEater]

Jude is at Dyke Camp looking svelte and healthy! and my, what a masculine outfit that is! At least she's sort of wearing a bralette for once?


"good morninggggg little gay people in my phone

i am away this weekend photographing at dyk3 camp and it is.... such an incredible and magical time

truly was and is a labor of love from @dykefembot & @coven_nyc to give us a place to frollick in nature and be in community and i'm so proud and blessed to be documenting it with @kadejoyphotography

housekeeping and reminders

a) i will photograph your hot gay events
b) i will bring the vibes and
c) my summer books are open for everything "

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Jude is at Dyke Camp looking svelte and healthy! and my, what a masculine outfit that is! At least she's sort of wearing a bralette for once?
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"good morninggggg little gay people in my phone

i am away this weekend photographing at dyk3 camp and it is.... such an incredible and magical time

truly was and is a labor of love from @dykefembot & @coven_nyc to give us a place to frollick in nature and be in community and i'm so proud and blessed to be documenting it with @kadejoyphotography

housekeeping and reminders

a) i will photograph your hot gay events
b) i will bring the vibes and
c) my summer books are open for everything "

She looks good. (Everything is relative). That top has potential. And again, her neck is very unfortunate. Makes her look a hundred pounds bigger, whereas she has relatively slim ankles and calves.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

And again, her neck is very unfortunate.

So are her arms. That second photo is... unnatural looking, to put it mildly. Like a fleshy stalk erupting from the other girl's head. Or awkwardly affixed to Judy's shoulder-area. With a passing glance, it's horrifying.

And it seriously took me zooming in to see her tiny sausage fingers attempting to plaster bunny ears to her photo-partner there.