DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 258 98.9%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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This is awesome. He's ripping packs and caring about their dollar value, even though no there's no way Phil will actually sell them due to his crippling fear of people. We are getting closer and closer to the BossManPhil timeline.
 
Phil becoming a Pokestreamer is both good and bad for me. Good because he's an idiot with pokemon and retains no knowledge on how to play them and bad because it triggers every synapse in my head. Like when he replaced Sunny Day with Solarbeam on Ho-Oh - Hilarious and infuriating in equal measure.
 
Is this what you call "owning the meme"?

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Also

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Big success because a whale was off his meds probably. But when you look at the numbers

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that is the very definition of a dead channel. I checked on socialblade and his 30 day view number is crashing. He was close to 500k in February (RE 9 probably helped a lot) but now? Down and down it goes. His streams are the only thing keeping him afloat. Or rather his 1 or 2 dented whales. Imagine if they quit too. Black shirt begging streams all week long
 
With phail looking to buy more pokemon pack to fleece his dents.

He should be made to buy TOP shelf premium stuff. Tell him to get the Ascended Heros pack, which at the moment are the most expensive (emphasis on expensive) and sought after pokemon packs

Instead of 350$ he'll have to pay MORE than $1000
 
I know we're all sick of the flexing but the juxtaposition of him showing off his legs that wouldn't be out of place on a cancer patient while sucking in his gut then minutes later flexing and eyefucking OBS like he's got LTG's nudes on there or something is just... Man. Wild, wild shit. He flexed again after this too but we get the point. The noises he makes while doing it and gritting his teeth like he's giving birth are also just... Phil might be the only person that Phil wants to have sex with. I can't wait for him to get bored with working out in a couple weeks this arc can't end soon enough. I muted the beginning because it was extra annoying.

 
I have to admit, it's impressive that the 2 retards in that house only enjoy playing job simulator games.
Wonder what would happen if they stumbled upon a "happy marriage" simulator or "wife/husband" simulator. They would probably hate those.

Never seen 2 loathsome oafs that deserve each other more than the Burnells. Jasper sucks too, hasn't even pissed on any of the copious amounts of electronics in the office studio.
 
Phil becoming a Pokestreamer is both good and bad for me. Good because he's an idiot with pokemon and retains no knowledge on how to play them and bad because it triggers every synapse in my head. Like when he replaced Sunny Day with Solarbeam on Ho-Oh - Hilarious and infuriating in equal measure.
No this is a good thing someone get him to play radical red and we will have a crashout for the ages.
 
So Tevin had a theory that for the last decade Dragonfucker has been the real lolcow. Think the Wizard of Oz being reveal to be some dude.
I would say despite Darziak steering the streams for the last 12 some years a lot of the narcissistic traits, the nasally voice, disgusting stream ettiquette, bad gameplay, mistreatment of family and friends and audience (both paying and non-paying) are on Phil. All Darziak really did was try and hone Phil's greediness so it has the appearence of giving something back and not just begging. The reality is he's just eating, taking shots, or opening cards. Low effort shit because anything more would be too much work. Thats all on Phil.

TL;DR Darziak was the idea guy but Phil is the one who managed to fuck it all up.
Darziak is a dent through & through, but he's also as good as the person he "works" for, if it makes sense. Phil is devoid of any creativity and leeches off of other more sussessful people.
Fucking hell its retards like Phil that need to be Gatekept from communities. Its the type of person who just jumps in and starts parroting talking points and acting like he has any authority. He's only there to whinge and complain. He's only ever covering the bad times. This nigger only became a Pee Cee Gamer what? 3 years ago at most? But he's acting like a secondary when he isn't even a tertiary. You see it now with Pokemon but he snuck that fake Steam Guy under our noses.
Phil has proudly said in the past that people who passionately defend things are dumb. He has no actual hobbies or things he cares about, other than the appearance of success and the money that comes along with it. Not because he wants to be rich, but because he knows that the appearance of $$ is also a measure of success. That's why you still see the internal strife of looking like a clown with making money. He will tank something that could make him money if it makes him look like too much of a joke, only because he wants to not appear as a joke when we all know he is one.

But back to the original point, his whole life has been a grift. He even said in HS he didn't fit into any clubs, because 14 to 17 year olds clocked him as a phony and a fake, and he's been that his whole life. If you actually like something, that community tends to let you in. Also maybe don't be an asshole too.

I was thinking of that today. He talks so much about how well he's doing and how great things are but how many people are unironically watching Phil? Fifty? And he wants $150 from these people twice a day. That's $6 a day, per person, or $180 a month. And the crazy part is that he doesn't even think of that. He likes having more viewers because it feeds his ego but it has absolutely no bearing on the goal. He could have 5 people watching and he still wants that $150 for both streams. He wants more viewers for his ego but this 18-year-veteran of content creation doesn't understand the concept of growing his viewership so that he makes more money.

And what's more is he doesn't give a single shit. He is entitled to that money, no matter who shows up, no matter how many viewers he has, no matter how awful and boring the content is, no matter how slowly he plays the game, no matter how many lies he's told or how many dollars he's grifted, none of that shit matters to him. Doesn't even factor in. He showed up, where is the money? You don't like him taking 15 minutes off every hour to go piss and pull hogans? Tough shit, he showed up, he is owed that money. Pretty crazy how delusional he is when you think about it. A content creator not worried about his content or his viewers in any way (well, except us tractors ofc) but still expects to be paid $300 for like 5 hours of work a day.
Take any game he plays and find 5 streamers or 5 people making videos on said game. There isn't anybody who acts anything like Phil. You could probably go through 1000 streamers and not find 10 Phils. Phil is just a miserable over the hill asshole that is benefiting from grooming dents from childhood to adulthood (to also still be children), which Phil has said this is grooming when MrBeast does it. He's also the king of the retarded, social pariahs and disabled. If you gave every dent a get out of DSP jail for free card, half would end up back there anyways.
that is the very definition of a dead channel. I checked on socialblade and his 30 day view number is crashing. He was close to 500k in February (RE 9 probably helped a lot) but now? Down and down it goes. His streams are the only thing keeping him afloat. Or rather his 1 or 2 dented whales. Imagine if they quit too. Black shirt begging streams all week long
I love killing Phil with facts...

He gained at least 8000 subscribers from the Asmonrub in November/December, which amounted to about 60-75k in added views over that time. So on average, each new subscriber stuck around for about 8-10 videos and fucked off, given that his numbers went right back down to pre-Asmon levels (hard to know because RE9 had a boost and the more overt use of clickbait titles pulling in more views).

A live streamer with 230k subscribers who is there 5-6 days a week at a (late but) scheduled time struggling to get 150-200 views is pathetic.
I know we're all sick of the flexing but the juxtaposition of him showing off his legs that wouldn't be out of place on a cancer patient while sucking in his gut then minutes later flexing and eyefucking OBS like he's got LTG's nudes on there or something is just... Man. Wild, wild shit. He flexed again after this too but we get the point. The noises he makes while doing it and gritting his teeth like he's giving birth are also just... Phil might be the only person that Phil wants to have sex with. I can't wait for him to get bored with working out in a couple weeks this arc can't end soon enough. I muted the beginning because it was extra annoying.

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I've had relatives in their 70s, after a stroke or battling disease, look like Phil. He's 44 and as far as we know, stroke-less and disease-less. Dude might wither away in the next 10 years.
 
I, yet again, am impressed with how awful Phil is at everything. Quite literally picking the most retarded camera angle, music and process to open Pokemon cards. Absolutely amazing.

You can’t see shit, he has no idea what the Pokemon are or what function the cards have and quite literally mispronounces all of the names.

I know you read this Phil, please kill yourself.

Faggot.
 
I, yet again, am impressed with how awful Phil is at everything. Quite literally picking the most retarded camera angle, music and process to open Pokemon cards. Absolutely amazing.

You can’t see shit, he has no idea what the Pokemon are or what function the cards have and quite literally mispronounces all of the names.

I know you read this Phil, please kill yourself.

Faggot.
Phil has no bottom when it comes to being lazy & incompetent for the ways he does things
 
Market valuations assume that a unit is in 'normal' condition, which his absolutely is not. I would be SHOCKED if his place has less than $100k worth of maintenance required to get up to the standard of a normal style home on the market.

As-is, if upgraded style corner style units are $550k, I bet his isn't even worth $300k.
I have done averages before, and Phil has to spend about 140k to even entertain a decent appraisal for the area. I know a couple of realtors, and I described Phil's house to them. All women and a completely tabula rasa of Phil. I showed them the walkthrough and plan muted. So, even at the time of purchase, the home was quite outdated. The 3 women said that even for then a home in a gated community with no air conditioning is a deal breaker. I know no one who would even entertain a house in a private community, even on the West Coast. My one friend suspects that the price was reduced because it is a middle unit, with no garden.

I explained to my friend that the one aspect that will keep being an issue for sale is that there is no garden. No family will touch that, and I said, "It's pretty much an apartment with stairs at that point." She agreed, and like the air con situation, no family with a child will touch a home with no garden or nearby amenities. He is paying about $160 psm, which is insane even for Renton at that time. He was paying the median price on a below-average home. One of my friends also said for the price point its really "unremarkable" and the living room "sucked." He bought a house with clear water damage too, which is beyond insane.

The adjustments Phil has to make to that place are crazy; it is pretty much like renovating an empty home.
 
If a bulldozer just went right through Phil's unit, the two now sperate homes' values would be higher than the 3 are now after a good inspection.

Phil, always providing negative value.
 
wait, does this nigger seriously not know how to ride a bike?
He was terrified of having his bike stolen, so no. But he could totally figure it out! Just like he claims he could totally figure out how to swim. Now, if only he could figure out how to use rations… or crouch jump.

Edit - Just to be clear, I am not exaggerating his reasoning in any way. Adult Phil claims that child Phil was terrified of niggers jumping him specifically with the intent to steal his bike. So he refused to learn how to ride the bike he did have.
 
If theirs one thing last nights stream taught us its that Phil could have all the money in the world and he will still be begging like a crackhead but give it time and this idea will fade out fast either because he doesn't feel like spending the money on the cards or the dents short attention span kicks in
 
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