DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Business Major Burnell CALLS OUT Valve for increasing the price of the OLED Steam Deck despite the fact the AI BUBBLE HAS BURST, DUNCES!

This entire segment made me want to reach through the screen and throttle him. In Minecraft.

2:19

 

[Optimus Crime]

Business Major Burnell CALLS OUT Valve for increasing the price of the OLED Steam Deck despite the fact the AI BUBBLE HAS BURST, DUNCES!

This entire segment made me want to reach through the screen and throttle him. In Minecraft.


bizness major.mov

Oh shit, I guess valve now needs to do something because some lightbulb headed gnat complained on a podcast with sub 200 viewers. Not even Tucker Carlson can get these numbers! Didn't they hear AI is dead!?!

 

[Julia Chang]

"Will the Witcher 3 DLC even be on GOG I wonder?"
18 years working in the games industry

 

[Cyber Bowling]

You know that really makes you think donut? I mean how many quasi successful streams out there would give their left nut to have their own dragonfucker to do EVERYTHING for them? thumbnails, highlights, graphics, general pc hardware and software support, secret policing of certain forums and channels and who did this worthless fuck gleam onto?

I'd argue none of them. Dragonfucker's track record is pretty bad. Like...yeah, he was trying to come up with ideas and doing things for Phil, but look at the quality of Phil's streams. It's not exactly something you'd put in your portfolio if you were looking to impress people. Like, the reason that streamers, even quasi successful ones, spend money on editors and the like is because they want something high quality from someone who has proven experience.

And a lot of the other things that he did aren't things that the average streamer needs. Like, the average streamer is usually capable of testing a stream beforehand for tech issues, then googling whatever solution is needed. And they don't need people to obsessively check forums to see what they're saying about them.

There's never been a point where anyone has said "Man, DSP really sucks at streaming, it's crazy how someone so bad at everything else makes such good thumbnails." Even his advice he'd give to Phil wasn't particularly insightful. I'd like to believe most streamers would inherently know not to ramble on about nothing for 2 hours or not to insult their top paypigs

 

[Philipp Amthor]

As someone who finished Witcher 3 just recently again, I get fucking MATI when I hear Phil talk about the new dlc and invent problems which aren't there. He is so fucking stupid and uninformed, it hurts my head.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Huge missed opportunity (in all ways) to have Kat play from the other room, and interact occasionally over like voice chat.

Dents could get excited shes back on the stream, phil would have something to give him ideas.. and trolls would seeth since she cant be seen.

Also it would give us something to actually talk about in this thread.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Also it would give us something to actually talk about in this thread.

Yeah we do grasp at straws a lot but if this was 10 years ago or 15 years ago it would be more exciting I remember the Machinima days and the Leanna days their was much more interesting side arcs in the snortex

 

[Comma]

Almost two hours into the pre-stream, and he's still stalling and constantly mentioning/hinting at wanting to open more card packs. Such a pathetic man.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

There is something fundamentally unsettling about watching a 44-year-old man excitedly clap for himself for several seconds because he caught a Mewtwo.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

Sometimes I wonder if one - or more - of the three-letter bitches with deep pahckets are playing the long game and trying to sabotage Da Bizness by financing all of his absolute most embarrassing special ed-catering slop content, like Pokemon games and Pokemon cards, and then leaving more potentially mainstream stuff like big new releases hanging, so that he ends up being an exclusive Pokemon game streamer or something at 50 years young.

Or maybe it's just that his remaining audience is the most bizarre, unfortunate collection of incels, autists and sex pests imaginable and his content is simply evahlving to reflect what they really wahn. Probably that one.

Snort Burnell has proclaimed much of this is ICS playing the long game to tank the channel, but the more logical explanation is the kind of dent who'd become a phil whale probably enjoys the nostalgia-baiting dent daycare style streams more than actually interesting shit like multiplayer or games not 15+ years young

 

[PD43]

Business Major Burnell CALLS OUT Valve for increasing the price of the OLED Steam Deck despite the fact the AI BUBBLE HAS BURST, DUNCES!

This entire segment made me want to reach through the screen and throttle him. In Minecraft.


bizness major.mov

Ask and you shall receive!

He perverted and molested a quote from Christ to justify going from $50 goals to $150 goals. What a fucking creature.

 

[Montergeant]

Caught an amazing superchat on rawphil.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Business Major Burnell CALLS OUT Valve for increasing the price of the OLED Steam Deck despite the fact the AI BUBBLE HAS BURST, DUNCES!

This entire segment made me want to reach through the screen and throttle him. In Minecraft.


bizness major.mov

Who wouldn't take advice from bankrupted beggar Philipo Burnelli over some pleb multi-billionaire, well-liked celebrity, former Microsoft Windows programmer Gabe Newell?

 

[Optimus Crime]

I am fucking praying for a full on dent rebellion. One thing with retards is that they can still vaguely understand getting something taken away and what Phil did on the 007 anonymous tip yesterday and then have an old school dent do a $2 superchat claiming he sent the $50 might be akin to Lord Stark getting his head chopped off.

Let him eat shit.

Edit; THE DENTS HAVE GIVEN HIM NO GOALS FOR POKÉMON. THE DENTS ARE WITHHOLDING! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, RETARD FIGHT!

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

This is his watchlist picture, isn’t it?
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Even Leisure Suit Larry wasn't this fucking grusome and washed up. DSP is beyond parody, he is from another dimension

 

[MC Law]

Who said the dents dont have fun

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Who wouldn't take advice from bankrupted beggar Philipo Burnelli over some pleb multi-billionaire, well-liked celebrity, former Microsoft Windows programmer Gabe Newell?

Gabe Newell is also 63 years old and is aging gracefully, he looks like a wise Santa unlike the 44 year old lightbulb headed ozempic monstrosity that is Blobpig. Stay jealous Philip.

 

[PD43]

Who wouldn't take advice from bankrupted beggar Philipo Burnelli over some pleb multi-billionaire, well-liked celebrity, former Microsoft Windows programmer Gabe Newell?

Fucking hell its retards like Phil that need to be Gatekept from communities. Its the type of person who just jumps in and starts parroting talking points and acting like he has any authority. He's only there to whinge and complain. He's only ever covering the bad times. This nigger only became a Pee Cee Gamer what? 3 years ago at most? But he's acting like a secondary when he isn't even a tertiary. You see it now with Pokemon but he snuck that fake Steam Guy under our noses.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Big time stalling and desperation lmao legit did his put each thing away, touched the mic arm for 30 seconds and just got up and left and came back.

FireRed finale fails the hit the goal.



almost 1300 on Raw enjoying the festivities

 

[SwiftBucks]

Big time stalling and desperation lmao legit did his put each thing away, touched the mic arm for 30 seconds and just got up and left and came back.

FireRed finale fails the hit the goal.

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almost 1300 on Raw enjoying the festivities

How many "well I guess that's it, guys..." are we at?