DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Fucking hell its retards like Phil that need to be Gatekept from communities. Its the type of person who just jumps in and starts parroting talking points and acting like he has any authority. He's only there to whinge and complain. He's only ever covering the bad times. This nigger only became a Pee Cee Gamer what? 3 years ago at most? But he's acting like a secondary when he isn't even a tertiary. You see it now with Pokemon but he snuck that fake Steam Guy under our noses.

He's been doing that for years with every communities he's been involved in, he's been a poser his whole life.

It's pretty apparent with the "PALKHAMON" cards how he always splurge a lot of money into the stuff the community he's infiltrating is about and then acts as a figure of authority.

But take any community from his past and you'll see he did the same.
(for instance when he tried getting into the FGC, he ended up buying all sorts of consoles for their little pool party)

 

[PD43]

He's been doing that for years with every communities he's been involved in, he's been a poser his whole life.

Oh sure. Its why this fitness arc is so fucking annoying. No one wants to hear weight lifting advice from a guy who looks like Phil. I still remember that time he tried to grift off Toy Story fans by ending the playthrough saying goodbye to each character like he knew them. Rambo put it best. Guy isn't even a fan of wrestling.

Mean the fact he immediately opened by calling people who collect cards "obssessed losers" and still demands money from them is fucking tragic. A complete blunder. Maybe he should get a hobby that isn't stuffing his face with Doordash and gambling. He should stop hiding that he watches Internet dramas.

Learn the difference between being passionate and being a fanatic. But coming in swinging is a quick way to be kicked out of any community. But since there's no way to give Phil a pink triangle we just have to laugh at the bollocks on this guy.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Seen dk64 is going to be on switch online on June 4th. Is there a world where Phil can be bullied into doing a redemption run?

 

[The_E-race-ring]

An accurate representation (maybe) of what DSP has witnessed at least once during his bathroom breaks

0:21

Spoiler: is that ...

KAT

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DSP tries and fails to find the baby, even though it's on screen multiple times. He asks for handholders, but nobody helps. He finds the baby 90 seconds after the clip ends and shakes his head in disapproval

0:30

Spoiler: baby location

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DSP doesn't miss the chance to shit on LTG once again.

0:31

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After reading and ignoring the instructions, a silent DSP tries to brute force a puzzle. A minute later, he panics and is forced to undo his 73 movements one by one, yet he still fails. Defeated, he walks away, just to be stopped by a janky door. He knows he has been clipped, he is being mocked, and a new TIHYDP episode will be made.

PART 1

0:41

PART 2

0:22

PART 3

0:18

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Everyone is a DSP wannabe, shits on RTU

1:17

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DSP calmly talks about Donkey Kong 64 and leaves the door open to play it in the future. / s

0:28

 

[Phíloden- King of Denthan]

Disagree not for any negative reason but if there's one noble truth of Piggy it's thus: if he can have the shiny new toy that noone else can he'll make it prominent and be sure to shove it in other's faces doubly so if he thinks that him having it means that's one less out in the wild for someone else to get so I'm predicting if he gets something from the box that has serious value he'll be a fag and by one of those hard acrylic slabs to put it in and stick next to his other faggy toys behind him. Will he get it graded? nah that's too much work he'll just put it in a slab to brag about "ewwww look what I have EAT IT POKE-UHHH-MOHN collecturs"

He has that in his Machinima Xbox 360, not even used and its just in a box in his closet. He should put that on display, everytime a dent mentions it he can loop about Machinima. Phil would love it.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

Tips are low on the Subnautica 2 stream tonight and what do you know, when he splits the part he not only needs a bathroom break - he needs one so long that he’s minimized the game and is playing his shitty highlight clips!

Not suspicious at all, sire! Why do I hear the haunting, ethereal calls of a whale in the distance…?

Imagine what it must be like to be a Phil whale that's not shown up for whatever stream. You're just sitting there enjoying how the blue paint chips actually taste like blueberry's for once and then Phil starts blowing your phone up demanding tips. I wouldn't be surprised in the least if Phil ends up biting it because a whale finally got tired of his incessant demand for cash and flew to Seattle to strangle his ass.

 

[DerelictOnion]

I wonder how much Phil uses Google and it's AI. It is one big detractor in disguise

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

I'm so over this gay, weird flexing arc omg

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

 

[Iron Hamster]

dspBestCardsAfter17Packs.mp4
DSP shows his best cards after opening 17 Pokemon packs. Two cards valued between $3.00 and $3.50 each.
— 2026, Day 4 of the Pokemon Packs Arc.

lmao. I see he gave up on the homo gloves already.

 

[Milkdud]

lmao. I see he gave up on the homo gloves already.

Kat probably threw them away and when piggy asked where his gloves were she said that they smelled like cat piss. But piggy has such backed up snort sacks he didn't realize he'd been touching the cards, his hair and his face with Jasper's piss trophies. (I'd like to imagine this is true)

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Ver archivo adjunto 9068524

Tell me what resolution Piggy is streaming in because last time I checked he purposefully streamed in 480 to hid his ghoulish sagging Mr. Burns complexion and what's this? The value of Dyecoin has shot up because he can't afford to dye the sides of his head? Prediction by me: he's getting another faggy Ernst Rohm SA approved haircut and Mick McManus jet black kiwi polish dye job Friday or Saturday.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

0:09

So true, kang!

 

[EmpGulcasa]

no lie.mov

So true, kang!

The irony is like a slap in the face.

 

[Coke Zero]

for their little pool party)

I know the video you're talking about. There's a part where other adult males are grilling and phil walks up to the grill and opens it to show off what they're grilling. I can guarantee thats the last time phil has ever touched a grill. Just another example of how shut-in and pathetic his life is.

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

I know the video you're talking about. There's a part where other adult males are grilling and phil walks up to the grill and opens it to show off what they're grilling. I can guarantee thats the last time phil has ever touched a grill. Just another example of how shut-in and pathetic his life is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbbbEm6RauQ

Watch this if you want to realize all the normal style things he NEVER did as a kid.

He has been bullied relentlessly since birth. Everybody has always hated him. You love to see it

 

[Optimus Crime]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbbbEm6RauQ

Watch this if you want to realize all the normal style things he NEVER did as a kid.

He has been bullied relentlessly since birth. Everybody has always hated him. You love to see it

A child. Born of Hatred. Molded by a chronic smoker and a helicopter parent (literally). Molded by millennial culture with an a priori hatred of niggers, browns, Jews and labor. Inate sense of scamming retards.

He is the Begsatz Beggerach

 

[Shekelslovakia]

A child. Born of Hatred. Molded by a chronic smoker and a helicopter parent (literally). Molded by millennial culture with an a priori hatred of niggers, browns, Jews and labor. Inate sense of scamming retards.

He is the Begsatz Beggerach

He had a pretty good night made over 600 bucks from the dents. Looks like this Pokegoal card grif is not ending anytime soon.

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

A child. Born of Hatred. Molded by a chronic smoker and a helicopter parent (literally). Molded by millennial culture with an a priori hatred of niggers, browns, Jews and labor. Inate sense of scamming retards.

He is the Begsatz Beggerach

The Planet Ackis

Also known as

DOOD

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

He had a pretty good night made over 600 bucks from the dents. Looks like this Pokegoal card grif is not ending anytime soon.

I personally love this. The absolute worst cringe is being incentivized by his retard audience. He now thinks this is what he needs to be doing to keep making the big buxx. I look forward to watching a 50-year-old Phillip Burnell, his hairline finally surrendered, his snort sacks drooping off his face like a grandmother’s arm flab, croaking for his audience of 30 live viewers to pay up for him to open more Pokémon card packs.