DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Forget about fentanyl, Pokemon cards have really become the newest street drug. Just watching the last couple of streams of Pigler you can just see how the greed is just following through his clogged up veins that he has to resort into self donos just to get that dopamine hit going.

Anybody that does card openings you can really see a change in there behaviors as soon as they obtain these. It's no different than seeing those poor suckers down by 7-Eleven cashing in every month on rigged scratch offs to think they're going to hit the big time. It's sad really but we knew that Phil was a recovering compulsive gambler but now has recently relapsed with this stupid grift.
There's a reason why gacha game terms like "pull" are originally terms used in TCG communities. People have that same kind of gambling mindset when they want to win big on a scratch ticket or when they get a super rare card which is worth a lot (alternatively when you get a super strong meta card if you're a competitive player) or when they pull a 5 star hulkster jpeg in WWE champs.
 
There's a reason why gacha game terms like "pull" are originally terms used in TCG communities
At least in a gacha game you get a new character to use and play with, If he gets a huge pull out of his card packs they will just rot in a folder and be pulled out in a closet cleaning stream in 7 years when he only has 35 viewers.
 
This is the one thing that Phil has ALWAYS done which perplexes me. He holds onto the belief that when he goes Youtube Mode ON, that's the only content that exists when there's a zillion detractor videos that exist and he bitches about them endlessly until kingdom come. What is this disconnect...
The funny thing is PigPigGo still clocks him saying support and asking for tips at an absurd rate. The numbers of the things on the YouTube mode videos is damming, and would be much worse with the unrecorded ones too.
 
At least in a gacha game you get a new character to use and play with, If he gets a huge pull out of his card packs they will just rot in a folder and be pulled out in a closet cleaning stream in 7 years when he only has 35 viewers.
Honestly it's fine if you collect Pokemon cards even if you don't play the TCG but only if you're a big fan of Pokemon. Phail isn't, it's so funny watching him reveal cards he's pulled and can't even be fucked to pretend he's excited because he doesn't give a shit about Pokemon. Pigger didn't even know what energy cards are :story:
 
Honestly it's fine if you collect Pokemon cards even if you don't play the TCG but only if you're a big fan of Pokemon. Phail isn't, it's so funny watching him reveal cards he's pulled and can't even be fucked to pretend he's excited because he doesn't give a shit about Pokemon. Pigger didn't even know what energy cards are :story:
There's been scientific research saying that if kids are exposed to Pokemon and early age it sticks with them forever due to their appearances and the fundamental gameplay. You could be a 60-year-old man but if you play Pokemon Red/Blue or any other game in the series and you will remember the fundamentals.

Pigler on the other hand has only briefly played Blue (which she has no memory of due to his ginbrain alcoholic acrobatics) when it first came but he was in his mid late teens by then so instead we get this when he pulls for the cards the first time.

"All right Doodz it's time now to open up this... pok pokemanz cards am I even saying that right? Anyways donate 50 and I will open up a pack with my Mickey mouse gloves! Let's go!!! (don't forget to support the stream if you like to scam you some more)

*pulls card*

"Dood what's this card? (Holds energy card) Huuhh? Is it worth moneyz?

*pulls card*

Yeah this is... Uh that little fire pig one, I think he wuz starter in uh... Uh... Gen? 8 idk you tell me.

*pulls card*

"HOLY CRAP DOODZ, THIS POLKA MAN IZ COMMON FOIL! THAT'S LIKE WORTH 10 GRAND?! I NOW CAN PULL ALL THE HOGANS I WANT NOW *weak noodle arm flex to the camera* YAH!!! ACK ACK ACK!!!"


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Quick chime in on Leanna. I don't think Phil groomed her but he did have her in pocket for when she turned 18. I think thats creepy and pervasive but it isn't illegal. I will say based on the:

-Mr. Wizard,
-Chasing 14-Year-Olds in the Mall,
-Derich Defense,
-Stupid Bitch of a Kid
-Sell Her Off to the Slave Trade (no its not about race! Its because shes a child! YOU saw race)
-I Made Sexual Humour to Appeal to Teenagers
-Incest is Only Wrong Because You Know Each Other Already

he has a very disturbing track record of being inappropriate when it comes to kids. Does it make him a groomer? Not really. A paedophile? Not at all. A creep? Yes. And by the way I'm not the Joke police. I get jokes. But honestly there is a time and a place and some of these are so out of pocket that it puts people off.

Likewise he's come out against LTG regarding how Dale fakes subs. All I can think is "why are you, the begger, the bloke who monetises taking a fucking drink, judging ANYONE on how they make money?" Talking about paedophilia, talking about faking subs? Dude you aren't the one. No one wants to hear it from you.


I spat out my dinner because I missed the crucial "with" in that sentence. This fucking place.
Pervasive is completely the wrong word for what you’re trying to say.
 
At least in a gacha game you get a new character to use and play with, If he gets a huge pull out of his card packs they will just rot in a folder and be pulled out in a closet cleaning stream in 7 years when he only has 35 viewers.
Disagree not for any negative reason but if there's one noble truth of Piggy it's thus: if he can have the shiny new toy that noone else can he'll make it prominent and be sure to shove it in other's faces doubly so if he thinks that him having it means that's one less out in the wild for someone else to get so I'm predicting if he gets something from the box that has serious value he'll be a fag and by one of those hard acrylic slabs to put it in and stick next to his other faggy toys behind him. Will he get it graded? nah that's too much work he'll just put it in a slab to brag about "ewwww look what I have EAT IT POKE-UHHH-MOHN collecturs"
 
Honestly it's fine if you collect Pokemon cards even if you don't play the TCG but only if you're a big fan of Pokemon. Phail isn't, it's so funny watching him reveal cards he's pulled and can't even be fucked to pretend he's excited because he doesn't give a shit about Pokemon. Pigger didn't even know what energy cards are :story:
Speaking of TCGs I'm surprised he didn't talk about MTG Marvel cards, he's allegedly a fan of marvel stuff so that would make more sense for him.

But what am I saying he's clairly in it for the money.
 
Pigger didn't even know what energy cards are :story:
Which is pretty crazy since he just played slay the spire a few weeks ago, a card game where you need energy to play moves, so the idea of energy cards in the pokemon tcg should have been obvious.

Its actually a big reason why he is so bad at video games- he doesnt carry any knowledge over between different games. He could play 10 different FPS games for example and every single one he'll play like he's never touched a FPS game before. There are many game mechanics/controls that are almost universal now, especially within the same genre, but phil has to re-learn these every single time he plays a new game. He's probably spent more time playing video games than 99.9% of humans on this planet and he still sucks at them and is incapable of learning basic game mechanics.
 
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A defeated DSP, being salty as fuck, ends the stream after stalling for 5 minutes.
Final King's Tax: $44. — 2026, Day 3 of the Pokemon Packs Arc.
Zanzibar is definitely sitting and spinning while the guntguard was piling up on him.
My guess is that he's one "No rip, No tip" away from wagequitting on opening his pokémon packs on stream and will replace it with another rant about his financials.
 
It's fucking hilarious that he bought his house because it was a "gated community". I bet that was 90% of the reason he picked that place. It's such a shitbox. And the gates don't do anything anyways.

But he thought people whould be jealous and think he's wealthy by saying "gated community".
I don’t think it was that, I think his paranoia made him think he’s safer there than in a non-gated community.
 
There's been scientific research saying that if kids are exposed to Pokemon and early age it sticks with them forever due to their appearances and the fundamental gameplay. You could be a 60-year-old man but if you play Pokemon Red/Blue or any other game in the series and you will remember the fundamentals.
I think it's that Phil just doesn't care about games, he's just trying to plow through them and complete them. The only exception were fighting games because he saw he could be good at them and gain fame that way, and even then he stopped trying to improve for over a decade now.

I'm Phil's age, first played Pokemon when I was an adult. They're very simple to very in-depth when you get to competitive level. That's part of the appeal of the game, it's super easy to catch on and go from there.
 
Speaking of TCGs I'm surprised he didn't talk about MTG Marvel cards, he's allegedly a fan of marvel stuff so that would make more sense for him.

But what am I saying he's clairly in it for the money.
If MTG ever adds pro wrestling to its Universes Beyond line, we'll see turbo begging like never before.
 
"All right Doodz it's time now to open up this... pok pokemanz cards am I even saying that right? Anyways donate 50 and I will open up a pack with my Mickey mouse gloves! Let's go!!! (don't forget to support the stream if you like to scam you some more)

*pulls card*

"Dood what's this card? (Holds energy card) Huuhh? Is it worth moneyz?

*pulls card*

Yeah this is... Uh that little fire pig one, I think he wuz starter in uh... Uh... Gen? 8 idk you tell me.

*pulls card*

"HOLY CRAP DOODZ, THIS POLKA MAN IZ COMMON FOIL! THAT'S LIKE WORTH 10 GRAND?! I NOW CAN PULL ALL THE HOGANS I WANT NOW *weak noodle arm flex to the camera* YAH!!! ACK ACK ACK!!!"
this is the riveting action he now provides to diversify and enrich the khantent because he cares about his dents that much. its certainly not about making $1500 profit off one box not including any sell value of the cards. phil is such a good guy bros, we really dont deserve him.
 
Lmao, he went from "I'll open Pokemon card packs during Pokemon/TCG games streams" to "Please donate $50 and I'll open a pack" during random other games so fast, basically turning into a new "vest goal". :story:

Never change, DSP. He truly is his own worst enemy.
 
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