💰 Grifter Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

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The mere fact she poses as a Catholic/traditional woman is abhorrent. With her, orbiting paedophiles like Melton warrants a thread. I'd say she earned it, trying to defend someone like Hambly.
Remember, they all used to be left-wing grifter before they "found jesus" after being kicked out of the mean-girl club.
The left eats its own influencers and shits out trad-wife grifter.
 
that he can’t even sit down

here's the possible thing though

Wolff's law- form follows function

A fat piece of shit who has been a fat piece of shit all of his life, and has sat all his life is most likely used to that by now

his body has adapted itself to that sort of life


so, how much of this is "MUH PAIN MUH PAIN......ALSO, I'M GAY AND LIKE GUYS.......ERNESTO WHERE ARE YOU!!!", and how much of it is a "worked injury" to show to the judge presiding on the case in MN?
 
It's all his own fault. Nobody forced him to eat so much and become so big. Nobody forced him to "joke" about raping kids and sexually harassing Aaron's daughter. There isn't enough retard qualities on Aaron, he had to go mess with the guy's family too?
I hope the back pain gets worse.
 
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Dabbleverse reporter Lance / @TheLnn alleges that Melton had already started losing interest in the scene before Hackamania 3, and is now hunting for fresh content after apparently being inspired by Earl Skakel's commentary on streetcams.
With Melton v. A Minor Child looming, the timing feels less like creative evolution and more like a rapid-fire pivot before the Dabbler piranhas start openly framing him as a child harasser.
so, how much of this is "MUH PAIN MUH PAIN......ALSO, I'M GAY AND LIKE GUYS.......ERNESTO WHERE ARE YOU!!!", and how much of it is a "worked injury" to show to the judge presiding on the case in MN?
I eagerly await Melton no-showing the hearing, Judge Tvedton not giving a shit and ruling for the applicant by default.
 
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He would almost certainly only cover street cams near elementary schools, likely shooting at an angle from the ground upwards.
 
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Dabbleverse reporter Lance / @TheLnn alleges that Melton had already started losing interest in the scene before Hackamania 3, and is now hunting for fresh content after apparently being inspired by Earl Skakel's commentary on streetcams.
With Melton v. A Minor Child looming, the timing feels less like creative evolution and more like a rapid-fire pivot before the Dabbler piranhas start openly framing him as a child harasser.

I eagerly await Melton no-showing the hearing, Judge Tvedton not giving a shit and ruling for the applicant by default.
It's kind of gross how quick they all locked it down after one of their own might catch some shit. Nick's kid testing positive for coke was fine, April stuck in the crack shack was fine, Arron going to jail was the plan, Aaron's cellmate getting screwed over didn't even make them blink, but Dr. Steve wrote a note any doctor worth his salt would know he couldn't write, well now Aaron has gone too far.
 
Here.

If you can’t smile over the fact that Patrick Melton is in nonstop excruciating pain, in such agony that he can’t even sit down, so pilled out that he can’t stay conscious, while also losing significant income and capitulating to a faggot like Aaron Imholte, are you even human?
Oh so it was real. Excuse me for thinking Nick would conjur something up to buy more time? Maybe this belongs in the Nick thread but are melton and he still closeted partners. Like “oh it was a coinkidink Melton and I have the same defense strat and defensive lawyers. Anyways I need to go talk to Melton about his back #PrayersForMelton”
 
Melton's gunt makes him physically incapable of doing the fenty fold, hopefully he just chokes on his own vomit.
I would prefer him to "live a little longer". But only just so he gets punished for the crap he does. Which is to say "a way out" seems just too easy for this fat fuck. Much more rewarding to have him on a situation where he could get arrested and the pain may or may not increase.
 
Bad news: Melton isn’t fucking dead.

He popped up in the comments of KarmicX’s latest meltdown stream tonight. He was extremely active in the chat, below is but a fraction of what he had to say (most of it kicking Karmic while he’s down after getting dumped by Felicia Gillespie again).

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The Issue is was the hunchback really sick at all, I think so cause he is a fat greedy slob who loves to grift. But he also could have faked to try to say he couldn't make it to Minnesota the first time now can magically make it for the next hearing. Either way he lost out on money or is in tons of pain both are fine by me!
 
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Melton continues to take out his impotent fury at his own Discord members asking him when is he going to stop being a fat fuck and do his job.

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Also he tried buying $13,000 of SpaceX IPO and got felted by Robinhood. No free money for you fatass.
 
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Melton continues to take out his impotent fury at his own Discord members asking him when is he going to stop being a fat fuck and do his job.

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Also he tried buying $13,000 of SpaceX IPO and got felted by Robinhood. No free money for you fatass.
Thanks for the updates.
Very good to see this fatso is having "trouble in paradise" so to speak. First with the back (ack ack ack) pain and now with monetary issues? In the words of that anchor: "Oh no, this sucks".

Let's hope a police investigation comes soon with his declarations.
 
I love it when bad things happen to Melton.
May he either suffer forever or get addicted to fentanyl lollipops.
One thing I'll give him is at least he's smart enough to keep the act going when he can pretend he doesn't know anyone is watching. That's two orders of thought higher than Rekieta is capable of, but unfortunately one order too low for "don't fuck kids".
 
Clip of Melton answering the phone yet being too afraid to speak when Kevin Brennan called him live on air last night for a $2 wellness check, courtesy @Folgers Can

 
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