💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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More subtle penis talk from Sarah. Imagine her using the gait belt and her dirty dildo to rig something like this.
 
Prince Handsome has graced his loyal subjects with a photoshoot. All alone. As usual. *sigh*

Dat natural trollface.

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She's still wearing the Tweedledum pants that make her look like a cruise liner. She looks special needs in every shot. Especially no. 4 at the top. Also note the return of the poopin' pose in the first pic on the bottom row.

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Imagine you’re a parent of young kid, it’s a decent day out and you’re going to go take them to whatever nature area this is before the aggressive Texas summer is upon you. You round a corner with your kiddos, only to encounter Sarah, dressed like a kook in yellow contacts, holding a bondage paddle that says “Daddy.”
 
I love that she missed the Bluebonnet bloom entirely. It's a very important local tradition to pull over on the highway at the first patch of bluebonnets and snap a pic in your church clothes for the annual family photo. People will drive out from all across the state to find them. She just waits for a slow, free day at the local educational gardens? You suck at wildflower photos, boo!
 
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It's 1990, a backwater town in Poland. The Soviet Union has finally collapsed, you and your husband have lost your jobs as the state owned factory shut down. Hyperinflation is setting in, there's little to eat.

Thankfully your recently emigrated relations in the West have just sent a care package. It's full of whatever clothes they could afford from second hand stores. The patterns and colors are strange, the sizes unusual. You do the best you can.
 
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Victoria's hottest bachelor is on the prowl for a sugar baby! Check out his Glorious Nippon luxury drip, and you know he's a real man because he likes fishing and wielding his paddle so you never forget who's Daddy!

Sarah will never learn that holding her little hands daintily to her chest is one of the million reasons why people don't see her as a man that have nothing to do with her breasts or what's in her pants. At least she doesn't stand as pigeon-toed as she used to. I used to think baggier clothes would make her """pass""" better but these photos prove me dead wrong. She still looks like an eccentric lesbian grandma, but now more out of touch with reality by thinking a gaudy haori and a fishing cap look good together.
 
Prince Handsome has graced his loyal subjects with a photoshoot. All alone. As usual. *sigh*

Dat natural trollface.

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She's still wearing the Tweedledum pants that make her look like a cruise liner. She looks special needs in every shot. Especially no. 4 at the top. Also note the return of the poopin' pose in the first pic on the bottom row.

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That +64 is killing me. Do we think she uploads every picture she takes, or has she whittled it down to just the 68 best?

What an insane waste of time.
 
Prince Handsome has graced his loyal subjects with a photoshoot. All alone. As usual. *sigh*

Dat natural trollface.

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She's still wearing the Tweedledum pants that make her look like a cruise liner. She looks special needs in every shot. Especially no. 4 at the top. Also note the return of the poopin' pose in the first pic on the bottom row.

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A forty year old woman is doing this. Let this sink in. She's still going out, doing photoshoots and trying to make it as a super popular cosplayer. At some point even the most delusional needs to say, "this isn't working". But not Pixy. No. Her fame is right around the corner and she'll be invited to cons and dozens of women there will want to hop a ride on her stomach penis and get some of her grimace shake.

And YES! The return of the poopin' pose! We are so back!
 
She’s just like Chris Chan in the way she insists on her bizarre gender stereotypes. Men are DOMINANT so she needs to open carry a yaoi daddy paddle.
I look forward to all future photo shoots, I love her derpy poses.
 
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