DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Somehow he manages to whine even when the game could not be easier. The giant ticking clock that says "moves left" should have been bigger, and flashing, and there should be a popup telling you about it. This dude is why games suck.
 
It's a cash grab. God knows he had to pay a substantial tithe to the government for snatching disability checks, which amounts to around 24-30k if he makes over 103k. Which begs the question; if he's an actual business owner, why does he only do his taxes once a year like a non-business owning plebeian instead of quarterly?

It's because he's a LIAR!
He's a FRAUD!
He's BUSINESSLESS
For the record... yearly and quarterly aren't even the only options! He can pay the IRS as often as he wants, whenever he wants, via their Direct Pay website. If he was smart he would put aside roughly a fifth of everything he earns all the time and pay them at the very least monthly, and he would never have an issue.

But of course we all know that's a pipe dream when it comes to our boy. Wonder how much the Asmon bump added to his endless back tax payment plan this year?
 
Somehow he manages to whine even when the game could not be easier. The giant ticking clock that says "moves left" should have been bigger, and flashing, and there should be a popup telling you about it. This dude is why games suck.
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genuine question, why doesn't this retard wear his glasses? I remember seeing an old clip where he's wearing some so why doesn't he stil?
 
He likes turn based RPGs because there's no skill check for fast reflexes/motor skills (at his age are mostly fried, let's be real). Problem is they are insanely boring to watch. He also looks up guides for the most broken builds, so your just watching a menu simulator.
I disagree, JRPG's can be fun to watch, you just need to be entertaining enough so people don't get bored whenever you're grinding or going through multiple combat encounters (which Phail isn't)
 
NoSleepRealVibes (referred to as "Uniqueness" today) having a parasocial manic episode today I see, sending Phil around 50 dollars. He's the most Derich-coded chatter in Phil's streams today in my opinion. I know some people think it's Jayde, but Jayde is a different breed to me - NSRV has that unique level of lonely autistic retard clogging up the chat whenever he's there, complete with weird incel gooner talk and thirsting after every chatter who appears remotely female or even just feminine (HE'S DESPERATE!)

He's clearly deeply lonely and has, almost pitiably, apparently latched onto Phil for a sense of "friendship." A little while ago, he superchatted this to Phil:
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(Great move lighting 5 dollars on fire when you apparently now owe your uncle!)

And today, in the midst of his whaling out, the follow-up:

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I'm pretty sure the "kind words" were just like... "oh sorry to hear that, tuhuh."

A perfect representation of the average DSP fan, ahnestly.
Maybe it's because I'm a bit new to phil or maybe it's the fact that I myself have no real friends, but I do feel bad for these sorts of people.
 
Maybe it's because I'm a bit new to phil or maybe it's the fact that I myself have no real friends, but I do feel bad for these sorts of people.
You get over that feeling once you realize that most of the DSP dents are degenerates. Too many of them are furries, pedos, psychos, or worse. Multiple DSP mods have been outed as furries, including one diaper furry (complete with pictures for the strong of stomach).

I do feel bad for the ones like Jayde, who were dealt a bad hand in life and don't know any better. But even Jayde has enough sense to roll away from the stream when DSP is too boring even for a handicap in a wheelchair. These people are adults and can turn away from Phail any time they want.
 
Edit: Also Ludwig World Order uploaded a Captain Alex Q&A compilation that really illustrates what a true and honest dent is like and I highly recommend watching, it was very funny.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2k_wRYIlVn4
This was more hard to watch than funny for me. I don't feel full empathy for Alex, he's aware enough and he's one of those that sees Phil is a retard making lots of money sucking at streaming, I can too! But, he's among those that's so vulnerable to Phil's cult act... desperate for any acceptance from a group, can relate to Phil always being picked on (Phil deserves it), and the worst part is how much of Phil's bollocks that he's clearly emulating. Say what you will, Phil can get to people like this and there's no soul in that oddly shaped head that gives a fuck other than leeching that disability check.
 
genuine question, why doesn't this retard wear his glasses? I remember seeing an old clip where he's wearing some so why doesn't he stil?
I think because like dying his hair it's a sign that he's getting old and he will do anything to avoid thinking about the fact that his best days are behind him.
 
Since the 10-year anniversary of pigroach's disgusting masturbation broadcast is coming up, I'd once again like to bring up something that has bothered me since the day it happened.

Phil started livestreaming in 2013, which means he had at least three years of experience using streaming software before the incident occurred. He was reasonably proficient with both XSplit, which he used when he started livestreaming, and OBS which he started using sometime in 2015. In the three years of livestreams before the incident, not once did he accidentally turn his camera on or have it recording without him being aware of it. I therefore find it extremely peculiar that on that particular day, he not only had his camera on without his knowledge, but he also happened to be doing something extremely embarrassing precisely at that moment.

For the longest time I suspected that he intentionally broadcasted himself jerking off. I thought there was some weird psychosexual shit going on where he was trying to compensate for his inability to satisfy Leanna sexually by showing the world that he can indeed achieve an erection and masturbate. Thus proving that he is in fact a mature adult with a robust libido and not an asexual impotent ghoul that can't please a young woman who's begging for it.

At least, that was my theory up until now. Recently, it's become obvious that this skinnyfat sack of shit is totally in love with himself. When he looks at himself in OBS you can just tell that he thinks he's insanely attractive. So now, what I think happened on that fateful May 1st, is that he accidentally activated his webcam as a source in OBS because he wanted to look at himself while he was masturbating, probably in conjunction with some nasty porn video he had playing next to it. As ridiculous as it sounds, it is not uncommon for narcissists to want to look at themselves while they masturbate.

I like this theory more because it incorporates DSP's propensity to fuck things up anytime he touches something in OBS. Also, his reaction to seeing the camera was on seemed pretty genuine which is why I always had my doubts about him doing it on purpose.
 
I’ve never been in debt (not a nigger) so forgive my ignorance, but at what point do they realize they are never getting paid and just fleece him for all he’s worth?
From what I understand any IRS back-tax payment plan has a limit of around ten years? And if you reach ten years without paying it off, they escalate to needing to do a deeper dive into your finances to see what's going on. I am by no means an expert though, I just did a little digging online because the Snortex made me curious a while ago.

All I know is if any self-employed person was ever going to fail to pay their estimated taxes consistently and end up constantly accumulating more and more on their existing back-tax payment plan until it becomes completely unmanageable, it's PPB (that's what I call him).
 
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Yeah there's a reason he always, ALWAYS flexes in front. He really needs that optical illusion to even pretend that he's got some kind of muscles.

Remember in the fall when he put on the women's sweaters for the season and said "I'm gonna come back in the spring and I'm gonna be ripped!" because I sure do.
Legit looks like a special needs person here.
 
Never fails to make me fucking laugh whenever a dsp dent seemingly gets a job and the first thing they do is give most of their gas station paycheck to a decaying corpse online that would throw them under them bus the second they are capable of independent thought.

Average DSP fan, many such cases. :story:
 
he thinks he's insanely attractive[...] he wanted to look at himself while he was masturbating
In other words... he could be an AGP? It would make the circus animals that drift toward him make more sense considering the average degenerate's proclivities.
 
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He's graduated from dent to full status whale. The second this level of pignotized dent gets any discretionary income via a jahb it goes right into tithes to his liege lord
 
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He's graduated from dent to full status whale. The second this level of pignotized dent gets any discretionary income via a jahb it goes right into tithes to his liege lord
That's superfaggot creeper and doomer NoSleepRealVibes I think. He thinks that Phil is his rental daddy or something and talks about his every day with him like Phil cares.
 
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