DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[thebigdream]

Dragon quest and wagie sim is such a punishing rotation for a day, his current schedule is a death march to sub-100 views

Superchat from DentHead69: "Did you watch X 90s movie?"
Phil: Yeah I did.......... Thanks for your 5 dahlas (doesn't elaborate)

Superchat from DisabilityCheque5: "What do you think of X actor?"
Phil: Oh him, yeah, he was in a lot of movies wasn't he? (doesn't elaborate)

Superchat from FailedMiddleAgedStreamer: "Name your top 3 action movies"
Phil: "Oh I don't know, uhhhh, there's so many..." (doesn't elaborate)

I'm tossing up whether this game is worse than power wash simulator

 

[Warblade]

He likes turn based RPGs because there's no skill check for fast reflexes/motor skills (at his age are mostly fried, let's be real). Problem is they are insanely boring to watch. He also looks up guides for the most broken builds, so your just watching a menu simulator.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

King's Tax: $112

Retro Rewind: WAGE QUIT

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

Taking a break midstream to walk your dog makes a lot more sense than taking a break to walk your wife.

Having a dog that needs to be doing things lest it finds things to do in the house and Phil being lazy as fuck would explain why the Snortfort seems to be perpetually in ruins.

 

[Mr Clark]

"I'm not poor, I'm not unhappy, my wife isn't fat, she didn't leave me, I'm eating healthy, I do work out and have muscles now, ok? Should we continue with reality?"

Generational lolcow quote

Im a little behind on my wpig recaps but no fucking way this quote is real. Hes been on a rampage recently as a lolcow but no fucking way he actually said this.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Im a little behind on my wpig recaps but no fucking way this quote is real. Hes been on a rampage recently as a lolcow but no fucking way he actually said this.

Watch the clips at the top of page 8121. He threw out all his copes at breakneck speed in just 10 seconds. It was caused singlehandedly by the Demon's Souls cheating video.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

Im a little behind on my wpig recaps but no fucking way this quote is real. Hes been on a rampage recently as a lolcow but no fucking way he actually said this.

This is like the 5th time he's said it or some variation of it so far this year.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Im a little behind on my wpig recaps but no fucking way this quote is real. Hes been on a rampage recently as a lolcow but no fucking way he actually said this.

The stuff he says on the daily is pretty unhinged compared to even like 2 years ago which is why a lot of us are just used to it now.

 

[RougeRed]

Phil got QUIET for a few seconds when Phil tried to one up him and Wings went "Nah, I put that money aside, pimp. It's building interest as we speak." - it went to bullshit.

That reminds me of the time he asked Keem if he dyed his beard expecting Keem to lie and say no because that's what Phil would do. He was literally speechless for a second because he could never imagine that someone could just own up to something like that.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

That reminds me of the time he asked Keem if he dyed his beard expecting Keem to lie and say no because that's what Phil would do. He was literally speechless for a second because he could never imagine that someone could just own up to something like that.

Phail doesn't get that only street shitters and people who are spiritual street shitters play the izzat game. He should move to Calcutta so he can finally live among his spiritual co-ethnics.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

The stuff he says on the daily is pretty unhinged compared to even like 2 years ago which is why a lot of us are just used to it now.

It’s kind of funny - he’s somehow simultaneously incredibly boring recently due to most of his cahntent lineup, but also the most unhinged he’s ever been in terms of the frequency of saying the most insane shit you can imagine. In a way we’re so used to him being unhinged now it’s becoming routine to the point of boring?

 

[MC Law]

He chooses the road less travelled. A once in a lifetime, one of a kind Beggar King!

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Such a struggling artist

 

[Yung Dalph]

I would slightly argue that his podcast was a lot more entertaining a few years ago, before the Sidescrollers interview. He would go try to be a game journalist and would somehow twist any topic into complaining about his personal life and society. The day off segments were crying about his Doordash being cold etc... He would somewhat try to have content.

Nowadays, he is nontentmaxxing.

Start the stream. 20 minutes of music. 20 minutes of saying hello, weather segment, saying hello to individual chat members. Recaps of the last day stream. Recap of the last night stream. Begging. Recap of each individual playthrough so far. Preview of every game he will play today. Preview of schedule for the rest of the week. Planning of future event. Can't "decide" what to do. Guess we'll talk about it tomorrow again.

Shoutouts. Get baited into rant. Rant for 5 minutes. More shoutouts, unrelated tangent. Gets baited again into continuing the same rant and repeating himself. Cope. Begging. More shoutouts. Announces QNA. Sits there in silence with dubstep music blasting in the background for 35 seconds. Gets baited into a part 3 of the same rant. Cope. Shoutouts. A few quick bans. Announces last chance to support. Announces last chance to ask him a question. Gets baited into a completely different rant. Cope. Gets asked a gaming question. Rants about young peepul and what he saw on social media. Shoutouts. Manually converting every single dono and manually typing it out on the leader board. Quick snort. 20 minute break.

He realized that he doesn't even have to try anymore. He doesn't have to use his personal drama to get money. He doesn't have to do anything at all outside of aggressively beg and use his "business" as a front for why he needs the money.

Somehow, he has accomplished turning livestreaming, one of the most dynamic and unpredictable entertainment mediums, into a desk job he's completely burnt out on.

 

[Balr0g]

How much you wanna bet he takes that day off

He will watch TBS Ch'king of the ring because they will air it on the May 1st burst and we all know that Phil watches detractor content. Heck he watched Kino Casino even after the "snakening2 because he was latze to his own streams until Triple P (you know the drill) called him out on it

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

It's like he is incapable of realising that he can't have his cake and eat it too.

Linda made sure he was spoiled so he never had to learn that lesson, plus years and years of whales rewarding his entitlement made him like this.

To be honest he can't wagequit DQ7 because of his ego and pokebore is still bringing dent bucks. I was joking when I said he'd become a pokemon streamer a while back but now it's legit looking like a possibility

As far as trolling goes it is fucking dented because he's footing the bill for Phil's whole life but it is pretty devious.

And that's why Phil's business model of relying on a few whales is so dented, he's really lucky the whales didn't realise they're the one in control and are mostly retarded.

How much you wanna bet he takes that day off

Definitely and he'll pretend there's something important he needs to do behind the scene, not because it's the anniversary of the may burst. He did the same when Kino had a special episode on him.

 

[MAWBD2]

... it's a shooter he can actually handle, or he even sucks at a kid shooter.

He compared Kirby's difficulty to Demon Souls. That's all anyone needs to know about the best all round gamer in the country.

 

[marlimar]

Phil could've been set for life and had "fuck you" money, BUT showing off and wanting to ball like MC Hammer and thinking the money was always going to be there was his ultimate downfall.

The man that got fired from every job he ever had thought, surely this windfall will last... he's not entirely wrong, he is still begging on the internet to the tune of 6 figures; which is why he likely holds on to that as his measure of success, because that's all he has.

 

[Digger10]

It’s kind of funny - he’s somehow simultaneously incredibly boring recently due to most of his cahntent lineup, but also the most unhinged he’s ever been in terms of the frequency of saying the most insane shit you can imagine. In a way we’re so used to him being unhinged now it’s becoming routine to the point of boring?

The way I recall one person explaining it is that nothing ever changes in Phil's life. He doesn't get into altercations with people outside of his home, his wife doesn't leave him, he doesn't get into trouble with the HOA...At least a hobo ranting to people on the corner has the chance of getting into a fist fight with someone. Watching Phil lose his mind is entertaining, but even that can lose its luster when it's the same thing day in and day out.

 

[Fridge Raider]

Taking a break midstream to walk your dog makes a lot more sense than taking a break to walk your wife.

Wayyyyy too much work for him, imo. I don't see it. Plus I think he'd be scared of it, dogs require a firm hand. It is suspect how he looks and then doesn't say anything, this is the dude that tells us (and then goes to check) when a car pulls in across the street. He reminds me of my senile grandma when she lived with my mom, always peeking out the window, watching what the neighbors were doing, then telling my mom about it. I can see him doing the same thing with Khet. "Mom, I mean wife, guess what, you know how the neighbor always gets home at 2:10, maybe 2:12 at the latest? Well today he got home at 2:28. Now what do I mean by that?"

It is odd he didn't say anything but I think a dog is way too much work for him, and I know he lies about everything but why would he lie about that? HOA rules maybe? But still I think it's way too much work, he ain't walking a dog every day. Unless Kat got a dog and he's just following along, because he absolutely is checking his phone to see when she gets home. Personally I think it's because he's excited to order food for the night, I really doubt they're going on any walks.

 

[woc_krava]

I just saw there is a trailer for the new street fighter movie. Did Phil already complain about it and how it doesn't follow the plot of the games properly? Do those games even have a plot?