DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Love Is Blue]

I didn't need that image in my head. I really didn't need that image in my head. Imagine how smug Subaruman feels knowing he dodged a bulle-er-cannonball and that he was able to rail some prime crazy bitch cunt while Phil got the sloppy, greasy seconds

the demon khet was possessed changed from a succubus to a mancubus

 

[Fridge Raider]

Alright I'm watching the Hamb Planet's cope stream and we have:

-It's out of context
-I'm financially sussessful
-The Kino are like God to you guys
-If you actually watched me you would like me (aka it's the detractor narrative)
-It doesn't bother me at all
-I wouldn't even bring it up, YOU guys are bringing it up in chat

The parallels are wild. Being a lolcow really is a gene isn't it.

-we also have "lightly making fun of me is fine, I'm okay with the jokes!"

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm almost impressed Phil actually took a day off for his anniversary.

It just happened to coincide with his day off. He couldn't care less about it. See: every other year that he totally forgets about it even though it's literally a week after his birthday that he makes a huge deal out of.

Being a lolcow really is a gene isn't it.

No. Just the handbook.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The parallels are wild. Being a lolcow really is a gene isn't it.

It's become a parallel especially with Youtubers who know they don't deserve the money and infamy they receive. I've barely watched Quartering because he's boring and obviously shapeshifts to pander to whatever audience like most right-wing grifters.

Phil is just the most excessive example in many of these areas.

 

[Balr0g]

He's been trying to plant the idea of needing 2 days off a week in the dents heads for a while now and this gave him a convenient excuse. He's been laying some out ahead of time as well, so expect it to happen more commonly until one day it just becomes a rule.

So he can now get through a week with 300$ less? Huh. Either he has become more frugal or his paypigs are now supporting "behind da scenes"

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So he can now get through a week with 300$ less? Huh. Either he has become more frugal or his paypigs are now supporting "behind da scenes"

I could imagine him pigflating the non-goal in that case.

 

[Fridge Raider]

Phil is just the most excessive example in many of these areas.

There is something special about him. How unfortunate for him that literally none of the qualities that make him special are good or helpful.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

prime

at no point in her life could that word be used to describe her

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

So he can now get through a week with 300$ less? Huh. Either he has become more frugal or his paypigs are now supporting "behind da scenes"

I theorize it's not under Phil's control as Saturday has become a typical day off and I assume that's his most sussessful day of the week.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Heres the Misty fight to the closing of the game
MistyRapesDSP.mp4
Watching this is so insane man he has a full team and doesn't even think to really do swapping or anything. Doesn't think (or know) to swap from Pikachu and heal. He spammed heals non stop on Pokemon ZA doing that exact strategy why wouldn't he do it here?

Pikachu: *Takes 24hp worth of damage*

DSP:

 

[Iron Hamster]

at no point in her life could that word be used to describe her

Not even USDA Choice.

 

[Femboy Breeder]

IRC didnt DSP have some official merchandise at some point? If so does anyone have a archive of what he sold, saw someone in public wearing a shirt that says "DSP Squad" and wondering if it was his stuff and I saw a unironic dent in the wild

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Not even USDA Choice.

the type of shit that gets put in dog food, maybe.

IRC didnt DSP have some official merchandise at some point? If so does anyone have a archive of what he sold, saw someone in public wearing a shirt that says "DSP Squad" and wondering if it was his stuff and I saw a unironic dent in the wild

a quick google search reveals a shitload of apparel out there where DSP means Direct Support Professional, including a lot of DSP Squad shirts. idk, some medical shit I think, very on brand for the insane narcissism in that industry. it's easy to believe phil is well-known, but he's a literal nobody outside our little autism bubble. if normies are even aware of him at all, it's because he's The Guy who whacked it on stream a decade ago, or The Guy from tiktok that got outsmarted by fat trannies with voice changers vtubers in the zelda game

 

[Iron Hamster]

IRC didnt DSP have some official merchandise at some point? If so does anyone have a archive of what he sold, saw someone in public wearing a shirt that says "DSP Squad" and wondering if it was his stuff and I saw a unironic dent in the wild

if it was some dude in bikini shorts it most likely a dent

 

[Zyklon C]

IRC didnt DSP have some official merchandise at some point?

There have been a few iterations of DSP merchandise over the years.

I'm currently suffering brain fog thanks to a fair helping of pasta at dinner, but I believe his first shop was with the now-defunct Cafepress service which included, among many other fine offerings, a DSP thong for the special lady in your life.

A few years back he relaunched a merchandise store that he initially claimed was selling stuff so fast that Jeff Bezos was calling him for tips, but that suffered a quick and quiet death at some point.

There may have been others. I think ALT did a lore stream on DSP merch at one point.

 

[Cpt. Greybar]

Piggy's wardrobe is gonna be wild this week. We're gonna get an ear-full about clothing and weathermen.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

I didn't need that image in my head. I really didn't need that image in my head. Imagine how smug Subaruman feels knowing he dodged a bulle-er-cannonball and that he was able to rail some prime crazy bitch cunt while Phil got the sloppy, greasy seconds

Implying Khet has ever let Phil fuck her or that Phil ever tried to get her into bed

 

[Cpt. Greybar]

Implying Khet has ever let Phil fuck her or that Phil ever tried to get her into bed

Did Phil ever fuck pandalee? Is Phil actually a virgin?

 

[Ancap Virgin]

last few weeks of SF6 streams have been insufferable. I tried to compile highlights but couldn't keep up with parsing such large volumes of dogshit until the next stream came around. pretty sure he has been actively preparing for the rage quit by trying to be as whiny and bitchy as possible leading up to it. kind of glad he dropped it for the time being, it will be back eventually

I think Phail will always come back to SF6 no matter how many times he gets his shit kicked in, iirc the dents seem to like it plus it's the franchise that started his infamy

 

[Ancap Virgin]

Piggy's wardrobe is gonna be wild this week. We're gonna get an ear-full about clothing and weathermen.

Ver archivo adjunto 8843831

"The weatherman said that today is going to be 45 degrees gaise, now what do I mean by that? It means that I will have be be wearing this bargain bin shirt because the weatherman hates me"