DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Windy Moors]

Phillip appears to be uploading troll videos of himself (that he’s not edited) to his channel.

ALT seems to think it’s related to the Lummox shout out he did a few days back.

IT FINALLY BROKE HIM! DSP Quits SF6 in Epic Crashout!
April 10, 2026
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=kv_2IfrLMOk

Skip to 18:00, the AI jazz musak compliments Phil's delusional excuses so well.

 

[Kotol]

IT FINALLY BROKE HIM! DSP Quits SF6 in Epic Crashout!
April 10, 2026
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=kv_2IfrLMOk

Skip to 18:00, the AI jazz musak compliments Phil's delusional excuses so well.

That's like, what, the third or fourth time DSP has totally, definitely, penultimately had enough of SF6? If he really kicks it out of his rotation, he will come back like a battered wife once "attendance, engagement and support" dries up or he splurges on a new fightstick and a new account to beat up some gold and platinum players.

 

[Milkdud]

IT FINALLY BROKE HIM! DSP Quits SF6 in Epic Crashout!
April 10, 2026
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=kv_2IfrLMOk

Skip to 18:00, the AI jazz musak compliments Phil's delusional excuses so well.

I especially love the DSPGAMING Watermark on the content he took and uploaded to his channel lmfao
He could do all of this himself but he's just too lazy so he really thought in his head - I own this content the detractors stole it from me so I will go to their channels and steal my content back and post it on my channel put my watermark on their content and get the views back that were stolen from me ! REeeeeeeee!
And Kat just was staring into her phone- ignoring every word of his looping rant and said , "Huh? Did you say something babe?"

 

[GodModule]

Remember when he first played SF6 on PC and admired how responsive it was and how there was no lag and that maybe he was wrong about rollback netcode? Also remember when his New Year resolution was to stop insulting his opponents? Lol

 

[Elite Kipchak]

content he took

does anyone know where the original came from? I checked the usual channels and couldn't find a match (i didn't try that hard to match them up though so idk)

I think it's equally likely that he found a cheap jeet on fiverr to give it a generic algo-friendly edit and will claim it's a loyal fan.

 

[Milkdud]

So any chances we will get some gravedancing from Phil? Or will he just watch as the Kasinco goes to war with Jer?

Obviously his chat is going to be filled with people asking about his thoughts on the KC and JerBear- he'll be an overly smug faggot about it and say "I know nothing about this I'm a busy streamer I don't have time to look into drama" But you know the whole night he was most likely on X watching everything and watching the KC stream last night so he knows every detail. If he says anything about it specifically it will be how "IVE BEEN BULLIED AND DUNKED ON FOR 18 YEARS AND MY DETRACTORS STEAL MY CONTENT AND YT DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT !" REeeeeeeeeeeeee So as always he'll make it about himself and have a non-take.

 

[Pargon]

The problem with emulating the e-whore’s Golden Path (as Phil is and has been, he’s just selected the “retarded faggot” perk/detriment combo where he can more easily steal their money for a reduced capacity for doing so from any other group, is that you have to work out which traits those people have which actually attract a supporting audience and then adopt those traits wholesale, and I think that’s a lateral move for 98% of the human population, and that last 2% all already have VTuber avatars designed.

 

[Zyklon C]

So any chances we will get some gravedancing from Phil? Or will he just watch as the Kasinco goes to war with Jer?

The Casino at the moment is launching the greatest war machine we've seen in years -- I for one would love to see Phail attempt to provoke Triple P and Warski in the hopes they remember who stood against them.

 

[architect]

does anyone know where the original came from? I checked the usual channels and couldn't find a match (i didn't try that hard to match them up though so idk)

He didn't rip it from a detractor channel. The editing is atrocious and reeks of someone's first attempt at making a compilation like this. The editing is emphasising quips and facial expressions that only he thinks are funny. Since this was uploaded on DSP's day ahff I honestly think he made it himself.

 

[Digger10]

Also remember when his New Year resolution was to stop insulting his opponents? Lol

I believe that when he was called out on this he said something along the lines of "Calling them a button-mashing scrub isn't an insult, it's a fact!"

 

[Iron Hamster]

How good is this retard at Pokémon Champions? If he struggles against AI, I can't comprehend how he does against other humans

He would phail at Pokemon Chimpanzee

Why are people giving a fuck about who this guy is? sock or not, this guy comes and "support" with "I'm supporting to spite the detractors", but I guess Phil is the lolcow and only him takes the bait, detractors don't get baited except everytime some faggot comes and donates with some inflamatory statements.
These retards should be ignored or encouraged to liquidate all their assets and donate to Phil with YouTube superchats from an Iphone.

Just pointing out that only one or two people actually support him and not ThE SiLenT MaJOrIty! like he claims.

So any chances we will get some gravedancing from Phil? Or will he just watch as the Kasinco goes to war with Jer?

Tough call. The contrarian hypocrite in him tells him to cheer on Jarbly since it seems overwhelming support is behind the 3P

I especially love the DSPGAMING Watermark on the content he took and uploaded to his channel lmfao
He could do all of this himself but he's just too lazy so he really thought in his head - I own this content the detractors stole it from me so I will go to their channels and steal my content back and post it on my channel put my watermark on their content and get the views back that were stolen from me ! REeeeeeeee!
And Kat just was staring into her phone- ignoring every word of his looping rant and said , "Huh? Did you say something babe?"

Let it not be forgotten that he stole other player's gameplay and inserted it into videos of him as if it was this own.

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

last few weeks of SF6 streams have been insufferable. I tried to compile highlights but couldn't keep up with parsing such large volumes of dogshit until the next stream came around. pretty sure he has been actively preparing for the rage quit by trying to be as whiny and bitchy as possible leading up to it. kind of glad he dropped it for the time being, it will be back eventually

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

I'm almost impressed Phil actually took a day off for his anniversary. Is this the only year he's done that since marrying Khetherine?

I hope those lovebirds are having a great time celebrating their anniversary as only a sussessful man can afford to do! Such as:
-Doordashing a decadent IHOP breakfast (how about some extra chocolate pancakes today, hunny?)
-Standing in their tiny middle-unit """yard""" and staring at the woodland creatures (squirrels, it's squirrels)
-Pretending to watch Khet play her latest thrilling job simulator """game""" while Phil stares at his phone
-Doordashing a decadent fast food dinner and snayucks

We should all hope to one day celebrate a marriage as robust and meaningful as Phillip and Khetherine Burnell of Renton WA.

I wonder if both of them, in the dead of night, think about the years they're wasting in a loveless marriage of convenience that has replaced love with shared consumerist excess?

 

[Cpt. Greybar]

Imagine Phil trying to be romantic and all lovey-dovey and shit.

-Doordashing a decadent IHOP breakfast (how about some extra chocolate pancakes today, hunny?)
-Standing in their tiny middle-unit """yard""" and staring at the woodland creatures (squirrels, it's squirrels)
-Pretending to watch Khet play her latest thrilling job simulator """game""" while Phil stares at his phone
-Doordashing a decadent fast food dinner and snayucks

This is scarily accurate. But imagine Phil ackshually trying to like... whisper sweet nothings in Kat's ear. My god, imagine that high-pitched, whiny, nasally voice trying to whisper romantic things to you.

I wonder if both of them, in the dead of night, think about the years they're wasting in a loveless marriage of convenience that has replaced love with shared consumerist excess?

I would hope so; they're both worthless losers who deserve each other.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

The DSP sonichu curse strikes again, quartering in total terminal death-spiral mode

 

[Ancap Virgin]

So any chances we will get some gravedancing from Phil? Or will he just watch as the Kasinco goes to war with Jer?

He doesn't do "toxic negative khantent" remember?

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Imagine Phil trying to be romantic and all lovey-dovey and shit.

Imagine Phil getting day drunk and scooping out Fat Kat’s grease pit with his yellowed alcoholic’s tongue. True romance

 

[smug comporon]

I'm almost impressed Phil actually took a day off for his anniversary. Is this the only year he's done that since marrying Khetherine?

He's been trying to plant the idea of needing 2 days off a week in the dents heads for a while now and this gave him a convenient excuse. He's been laying some out ahead of time as well, so expect it to happen more commonly until one day it just becomes a rule.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Imagine Phil getting day drunk and scooping out Fat Kat’s grease pit with his yellowed alcoholic’s tongue. True romance

 

[Optimus Crime]

Imagine Phil getting day drunk and scooping out Fat Kat’s grease pit with his yellowed alcoholic’s tongue. True romance

I didn't need that image in my head. I really didn't need that image in my head. Imagine how smug Subaruman feels knowing he dodged a bulle-er-cannonball and that he was able to rail some prime crazy bitch cunt while Phil got the sloppy, greasy seconds