Shit that incels say - Discuss the written and recorded incel/manosphere melties and stupidity on the Internet

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Kathleen Madigan is funny. Broad City was funny sometimes. I’ve known lots of funny women but agree we tend to be more “privately” funny. Nothing wrong with that.
The problem with contemporary female stand-ups is a lot of them are influenced by Amy Schumer and her success on Netflix. Her type of humor became popular and it's simply not that good. Also, Anthony Jeselnik wrote a lot of material for her. There were other female comedians at the time who did better material, like Tammy Peacatelli and Susan Messing, but they didn't explode on Netflix so no one remembers them except for dorks like me.

But I digress.
 
Joan Rivers and Gilda Radner were great. I think too many guys watch Amy Schumer or Sarah Silverman and think that's female comedy.

She's not a comedian, but Lisa Kudrow is hilarious. But she did actually do work in the Groundlings in Los Angeles (and she was friends with Conan O'Brien who was also part of that comedy group.)

Any time someone makes that kind of claim, I'd counter with Lisa Kudrow on Web Therapy:

 
The problem with contemporary female stand-ups is a lot of them are influenced by Amy Schumer and her success on Netflix. Her type of humor became popular and it's simply not that good. Also, Anthony Jeselnik wrote a lot of material for her. There were other female comedians at the time who did better material, like Tammy Peacatelli and Susan Messing, but they didn't explode on Netflix so no one remembers them except for dorks like me.

But I digress.

Unfortunately. I've been watching stand up comedy since my teenage years, it's one of my favorite things. I've seen so many funny women stand up comedians. Someone else mentioned Kathleen Madigan, and God yes, she's hilarious.

Margaret Cho is pretty good, at least the jokes where she impersonated her Korean mother always got me to laugh. Susie Essman (also on Curb Your Enthusiasm) is hilarious, and so is Judy Gold. Elvira Kurt, Sabrina Matthews, Wendy Liebman are great.

Caroline Rhea who was more famous for Sabrina The Teenage Witch has also done stand up and her work was really good. Also, Maria Bamford- but she's had it rough lately. She's still great though. I saw Ali Wong's stand up a while back and she was hilarious.

Also non stand up performers: Julia Louis Dreyfus, Amy Sedaris (if anyone hasn't seen her in Strangers With Candy, they really missed out.) and Nicole Sullivan, Debra Wilson, Jane Curtin (especially Third Rock From The Sun) and Lily Tomlin, especially on Web Therapy.

There, I've listed plenty of women.
 
tbh I think a lot of this incel shit crosses into the territory of actual diagnosable psychosis

You know who else spends all their time connecting hidden patterns that normies can't see? Schizophrenics.
Correct. There are some guys who simply never learned to talk to women, fear rejection, and "put the pussy on a pedestal" so to speak, and then there are legit paranoid schizos and psychopaths who clearly want to hurt women.
 
tbh I think a lot of this incel shit crosses into the territory of actual diagnosable psychosis

You know who else spends all their time connecting hidden patterns that normies can't see? Schizophrenics.
All of these complex memes and patterns were invented by the gay bottoms who want to mindrape incels as much as they can (for the purpose of shaping them into their ideal tops and actually raping them etc). When you think you've seen all the depravities manosphere had to offer, you find something worse. To be fair now the incel sphere became so contaminated they only rarely need the divine gay bottom intervention. I bet these same faggots are sitting on their buttplugs right now and laughing at all the stupid shit they made incels believe, mad scientist-style.
 
All of these complex memes and patterns were invented by the gay bottoms who want to mindrape incels as much as they can (for the purpose of shaping them into their ideal tops and actually raping them etc). When you think you've seen all the depravities manosphere had to offer, you find something worse. To be fair now the incel sphere became so contaminated they only rarely need the divine gay bottom intervention. I bet these same faggots are sitting on their buttplugs right now and laughing at all the stupid shit they made incels believe, mad scientist-style.
Honestly, I would not be surprised if there is some truth to this. Gay men will do some strange things to get their kicks.
 
Honestly, I would not be surprised if there is some truth to this. Gay men will do some strange things to get their kicks.
You can definitely tell it's going on with the whole fitness side of things and it isn't really subtle.

Your wife left you bro? Stop talking to women, hit the gym, get lean, get jacked, keep posting those progress pics bro, oh also you should get all your body hair waxed.
 
Someone I work with, not a joke, not even satire, sent this in a group chat. It sounds like a supervillain monologue.
You can report people to HR for out-of-work conduct if it's egregious enough. Now if you don't feel safe doing that because he would know it was you who did it, that's something to consider.
 
Incel: women are spoiled and that's why I can't date them.

Incel: *sabotages his relationship with every woman he dates.*

Yes, I knew a guy who was exactly like this.
 
There's some truth to the angles in spontaneous photos, but wedding photos are heavily posed by the photographer. Their complete lack of experience with weddings, life, and general reality betrays them.

Remember these are the same people who think every woman is like Bonnie Blue, having sex with hundreds of men on their free time. Their entire life was confined to a screen, so they think everything on the screen is real.




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