💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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As for the attempts at being sexy, Pixy once again proves she has no clue.

Slogging through the sex scenes is the worst. It's worth it if you get a few hilarious lines. But it's mostly "Fuck me Master! Ungggg! Daddy it's so big!" trash that sounds like it's right out of a badly dubbed hentai. Makes me wonder if she's binging them a lot lately. Lots of luck finding anyone other than a deranged tranny that wants to act out her fics irl.

Here's the next fic. It's about Namine. Or rather Kairi as a stripper because who cares about lore you've never played. I guess Pixy is getting into blondes now.

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Looks like Pixy must have went to the strip club again. The ladies are probably trying their hardest to be nice to the retarded woman with no money.
 
Another one I missed:
OMG! The girl Vanitas is with is a tranny!

Either that or Vanitas was sucking a hard one during this.... maybe it belonged to the Rape Ghost?

Slogging through the sex scenes is the worst. It's worth it if you get a few hilarious lines. But it's mostly "Fuck me Master! Ungggg! Daddy it's so big!" trash that sounds like it's right out of a badly dubbed hentai. Makes me wonder if she's binging them a lot lately. Lots of luck finding anyone other than a deranged tranny that wants to act out her fics irl.
As stated she writes "IKEA sex". Insert tab A into slot B and repeat as needed. It's about as unsexy as possible. The whole point of a sex scene is to not only get people interested but for the reader to get the "feels".

Pixy just sucks at writing and has no imagination.
 
As stated she writes "IKEA sex". Insert tab A into slot B and repeat as needed. It's about as unsexy as possible. The whole point of a sex scene is to not only get people interested but for the reader to get the "feels".

Pixy just sucks at writing and has no imagination.

And almost all her fics take place in some lame location in Victoria. Vanitas can't even drive a cool car.

She spends more time describing clothing than she does anything sexual. So we get several lines of Vanitas was wearing his red shirt and tie with black slacks, a black belt with silver adornments ect... then when you get to the part people clicked for it's all "UNGGG! Oh yeah! Give it to me Master! *pee scene*. WTF is that about? :cringe:

There are 38 chapters of this. And the most descriptive parts are what everyone is wearing and how they did their hair. How extremely female. Her girlyness shines through no matter what.
 
Again with the totally unnecessary description of clothes. Why do bad writers always focus on what their character is wearing as it matters?

As for the attempts at being sexy, Pixy once again proves she has no clue.

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Because all they've read (outside of porn) is teen romance and pre-teen soaps like Babysitters Club, where everyone's outfits are part of the characterisation?

Again, a true manry man's tastes in literature.
 
She's celebrating 189 elbeez. She's almost down to the way too high goal of 170. Usually people that have goals like that weigh hundreds of pounds and would kill to be even 195-200 so they can walk without collapsing a lung or a knee. She's still gonna look huge in that bodysuit.

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Somebody should tell her that even poor people and senior citizens date. She's way too caught up on youth. She was crying about being old when she was 25 because of that "Christmas cake" nonsense. Also, she looks really feminine here. A block of feminine blank autism stares. At this point she's posted hundreds of them already. What is the point?

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She can walk 2.5 miles despite her hurty foot! Does anyone actually believe that she'd walk four miles before the foot surgery? She was a houseboat before the surgery. Maybe she walked four miles to Whataburger and gorged. Also, why is her goth band name Morbid Souls? Sarah is her dead name. I thought her totarry true and honest name was now Ashton? It should be Morbid Astrology. Freudian slip?

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She's celebrating 189 elbeez. She's almost down to the way too high goal of 170. Usually people that have goals like that weigh hundreds of pounds and would kill to be even 195-200 so they can walk without collapsing a lung or a knee. She's still gonna look huge in that bodysuit.

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Somebody should tell her that even poor people and senior citizens date. She's way too caught up on youth. She was crying about being old when she was 25 because of that "Christmas cake" nonsense. Also, she looks really feminine here. A block of feminine blank autism stares. At this point she's posted hundreds of them already. What is the point?

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She can walk 2.5 miles despite her hurty foot! Does anyone actually believe that she'd walk four miles before the foot surgery? She was a houseboat before the surgery. Maybe she walked four miles to Whataburger and gorged. Also, why is her goth band name Morbid Souls? Sarah is her dead name. I thought her totarry true and honest name was now Ashton? It should be Morbid Astrology. Freudian slip?

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Those damaged sun spots are getting worse. Yikes.
 
She's aging so fast it's amazing. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

The extremely childish way she talks continues to weird me out. Seeing her post about cooking with her dad, borrowing a book from the library, and now losing a trivial amount of weight sounds like a little kid bragging to her friends about how grown up she is. 40 year old woman with a college degree,
 
Because all they've read (outside of porn) is teen romance and pre-teen soaps like Babysitters Club, where everyone's outfits are part of the characterisation?
You mean that's actually a thing? Honestly that now explains a lot.

She's celebrating 189 elbeez. She's almost down to the way too high goal of 170. Usually people that have goals like that weigh hundreds of pounds and would kill to be even 195-200 so they can walk without collapsing a lung or a knee. She's still gonna look huge in that bodysuit.
170 pounds seems like such an arbitrary number to choose. How tall is this totally manry man? I wouldn't think she's much taller than 5'3" or something. She'd need to be like 5'10" for her BMI to be normal at that weight.

40 year old woman with a college degree,
A degree that she never really used because when she tried to be a teacher she wore clothes that were too revealing and probably tried to weebify her lessons.

In other words, her degree is worthless.
 
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She can walk 2.5 miles despite her hurty foot! Does anyone actually believe that she'd walk four miles before the foot surgery? She was a houseboat before the surgery. Maybe she walked four miles to Whataburger and gorged. Also, why is her goth band name Morbid Souls? Sarah is her dead name. I thought her totarry true and honest name was now Ashton? It should be Morbid Astrology. Freudian slip?
R8 me 🌈, but I wouldn't be surprised if we see an incel arc onces she realises she will never be manry or rich enough to snag the young beautiful women she feels entitled to. Better start working on that three sixes rule, Ashton!
 
Because all they've read (outside of porn) is teen romance and pre-teen soaps like Babysitters Club, where everyone's outfits are part of the characterisation?
Possibly this, and Sarah has thought of herself as some kind of fashion model since she was a teenager (or however old she was when she got into lolita/J-fashion). Clothing is a huge part of her identity, which makes it even more tragic that she has such a terrible eye for color plus she usually wears the wrong size. I'm willing to bet for as long as she's been letting the stomach dong rule her life, she still has no idea how mens clothing works compared to womens, and likely still wears womens clothes as long as they look "manly" enough. Mens clothes that are wide enough to fit her girth are too long for her stubby lunch lady limbs, and she's too lazy and stupid to tailor anything herself. She could just wear unisex shit like T-shirts and baggier cuts of jeans, which might help her "pass" better, but she has to be SPECIAL. She's gotta rizz up the ladies with her red and purple business casual attire. :roll:

Anyway, here's another hideous self portrait.
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The bottom doodle is especially damning. She's finally admitting that she only wants a penis (to be hidden inside her like a xenomorph chestburster). All this time we were speculating if she had a cyst, hernia or even an inflamed cervix that she was make-believing to be a dick but nope. Just a typical TIF's fetish-delusions of having the genitals of the opposite sex; not even wanting the advantages of being male like physical strength and not having a menstrual cycle to worry about. Sarah continues to ruin her own life demanding to be something she's not and can never be.
 
She's gotta rizz up the ladies with her red and purple business casual attire.
Circuit City employees are pretty much drowning in poontang, I'll have you know.

She's finally admitting that she only wants a penis
I'm not sure though, what was all that whining about people trying to take it away then?

"All he is is darkness" is killing me :lol: She should've included a warning, someone could cut themself on all that edge.
 
what was all that whining about people trying to take it away then?
I theorize that either her parents threatened to throw away Rexy, the dildo she packs her pants with and loves to leave sitting out in the open, or she thinks anti-trans laws will make it illegal to wear a dildo down stuffed one's pants in public (or something paranoid like that). She might have also read stories or articles about corrective surgeries infants born with deformed genitals receive and wanted that to be something that happened to her right along with the childhood Benadryl diddling. She's spent last several years running away from her actual life story because it's pathetically embarrassing. To "erase" Pixyteri, Sarah has been trying to craft this narrative that she is in fact both intersex and a CSA victim instead of an ugly special needs girl who spent her better years seeking both male validation and fame for stuffing herself into costumes and posting thousands of photos of herself online.

Keep in mind this is the same woman who kept posting about how she thinks people (or just men) want to lift her shirt up to see her flapjacks so she wears 2 or 3 belts to prevent this, bringing up not wanting anyone to ejaculate inside her completely randomly and inappropriately, and thinking a neighborhood dog being pregnant meant she was going to become spontaneously pregnant herself. It's difficult to parse her crazy talk, but she gives little tells that most of it is daydreaming, attention seeking, and a fetish.
 
Gotta love the big yaoi eyes on her self portrait. Why does she think she's Prince Handsome again? Even in her own work she looks like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite
 
She's celebrating 189 elbeez. She's almost down to the way too high goal of 170. Usually people that have goals like that weigh hundreds of pounds and would kill to be even 195-200 so they can walk without collapsing a lung or a knee. She's still gonna look huge in that bodysuit.

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Somebody should tell her that even poor people and senior citizens date. She's way too caught up on youth. She was crying about being old when she was 25 because of that "Christmas cake" nonsense. Also, she looks really feminine here. A block of feminine blank autism stares. At this point she's posted hundreds of them already. What is the point?

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She can walk 2.5 miles despite her hurty foot! Does anyone actually believe that she'd walk four miles before the foot surgery? She was a houseboat before the surgery. Maybe she walked four miles to Whataburger and gorged. Also, why is her goth band name Morbid Souls? Sarah is her dead name. I thought her totarry true and honest name was now Ashton? It should be Morbid Astrology. Freudian slip?

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She claims she's burning 450 calories from walking 2.5 miles at a park?? Her Fitbit is way off and she's an idiot for believing it. At most she's only burning something like 250 calories. And then she stops by Whataburger on the way home and eats back 1500 in a meal.
 
Possibly this, and Sarah has thought of herself as some kind of fashion model since she was a teenager (or however old she was when she got into lolita/J-fashion). Clothing is a huge part of her identity, which makes it even more tragic that she has such a terrible eye for color plus she usually wears the wrong size. I'm willing to bet for as long as she's been letting the stomach dong rule her life, she still has no idea how mens clothing works compared to womens, and likely still wears womens clothes as long as they look "manly" enough. Mens clothes that are wide enough to fit her girth are too long for her stubby lunch lady limbs, and she's too lazy and stupid to tailor anything herself. She could just wear unisex shit like T-shirts and baggier cuts of jeans, which might help her "pass" better, but she has to be SPECIAL. She's gotta rizz up the ladies with her red and purple business casual attire. :roll:

Anyway, here's another hideous self portrait.
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The bottom doodle is especially damning. She's finally admitting that she only wants a penis (to be hidden inside her like a xenomorph chestburster). All this time we were speculating if she had a cyst, hernia or even an inflamed cervix that she was make-believing to be a dick but nope. Just a typical TIF's fetish-delusions of having the genitals of the opposite sex; not even wanting the advantages of being male like physical strength and not having a menstrual cycle to worry about. Sarah continues to ruin her own life demanding to be something she's not and can never be.

At least she knows how to draw herself true to life. Right down to the huge chin and concerning mole.

"I choose in my belly". No one reading this understands WTF it means and she never elaborates. I think it could still be some growth or pain that she 100% believes is a penis. He rword salad might not be as damning as it looks. She crazy afterall. But I do agree that she's fetishizing male genitalia. It goes along with her horrible fanfiction. She expects everyone to go along with this like it's real. You're supposed to understand at first sight that she "has a tummy" and therefore is a man you will not harm. At this point I'm just hoping the gender LARP eventually goes away just like the Japanese LARP did. But she's crazier now and less likely to have a long enough moment of clarity to knock it off. I still can't believe Debbie's Ancestry test put her Japanese yumes to rest. She must have been taking her pills that week.
Circuit City employees are pretty much drowning in poontang, I'll have you know.


I'm not sure though, what was all that whining about people trying to take it away then?

"All he is is darkness" is killing me :lol: She should've included a warning, someone could cut themself on all that edge.

Nothing personnel kid!

This is her Coldsteel the Hedgehog moment. This is the type of thing you'd see a 13 year old edgelord post on DeviantArt. What does the Japanese say?
 
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