On top of that, it's just another day. It's certainly not a national holiday.
I mean.........he has factually proven (the only thing he has actually, factually proven btw) this with his top 10 lists.
The only bad thing about it is that he would need to make it a "fundraiser", as he wouldn't have time to write it with his VERY BUSY daily streaming schedule and weekly day off (on?) with Khet. Hopefully the dents also see the prospect of funny and elect to fund this potentially award-winning literary project.
Oh, Phil can pig logic his way out of this one, easy. I'll activate my Piglish translator.
There are so many things I'd love for him to sit down and try to explain. I wouldn't expect anything other than the cope we already get but man it would be funny to watch the mental gymnastics watching him fight the cognitive dissonance showing him like Street Fighter gameplay with inputs displayed, or when he's clearly caught in a lie. But I have a feeling he knows it too and so avoids it.
Idk anything about Wingo beyond the popular shit but I will say, Phil is the most hateable person and pathetic excuse for a man I've ever encountered, so here I am. Idk what's gayer, Phil being his normal narcissistic self or Wings bending over and spreading his cheeks while Phil dunks on him wasted at 2am. Either way, the conversation is gayer than eight dudes blowing nine dudes.
Plus assuming Phil shut the fuck up for that entire day, that's a great day for Katherine.
hey be nice, object permanence is hard!
Prominent alcoholic cows seem to have this problem in common for some reason. Very strange...
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Funnily enough I think he's avoiding it just to be a contrarian. The whole Chris thing is just an excuse.
Just like everything in his life he would use AI to write that book. Let's not forget he's been a lazy blob since forever
This is the cologne reviews all over again... Phil is just too smart for us. If we laugh at his retarded ideas for being retarded before he follows through with said retarded idea, then he won't do it and we won't get to tell him what a retard he is (other than for having such a retarded idea to begin with)! The King Snake will always take other men from behind and swallow them whole.
Pretty sure he has addressed similar clips and in true Phil's fashion he's a faggot who is just playing retarded. Whenever he acts retarded, actually he's just playing an elaborate character named DSP, which is very different from Phil Burnell even though both act exactly the same and share the same opinions and Phil has stated that one of the main appeals of his channel is that his reactions are sincere and doesn't play a character.
As someone who's known Richard "Sam" McGravy the v4th for years I can tell you with complete confidence that Phil makes Wings look like a saint.
"It was to write a book forward. A foooooooorrrrrrrrrrward. Not to write a book."
"Okay Phil well did you write the forward then?"
100% he is just using it as an excuse. Game is legit something that would actually work well for him and is turn based so he won't be overwhelmed while doing his begging and shit but every time he has mentioned it you could tell that he really didn't want to play it and was looking for a reason why.
Phil has so many videos where he rambles his life story that he could literally and realistically use AI to just parse his last 500000000 prestreams and it would be his whole life story.
Gloss him up? That doesn't sound like paying him m o n e y, so he's not going to do it