DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

Gloss him up? That doesn't sound like paying him m o n e y, so he's not going to do it

I'm going to send him pictures of penises, do you think that will help?

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil has so many videos where he rambles his life story that he could literally and realistically use AI to just parse his last 500000000 prestreams and it would be his whole life story.

For somebody who literally streams themself yapping non-stop for at least 2 hours a day 5-6 days a week, he somehow barely says anything.

Also we're coming up to the next gayest thing he does... 43-year old man hyping up his birthday.

 

[Zyklon C]

Phil has so many videos where he rambles his life story that he could literally and realistically use AI to just parse his last 500000000 prestreams and it would be his whole life story.

There's no AI on the planet that could make sense of the hundreds of contradictions and retcons that Phail has engaged in over the years. It may be the first suicide by a LLM...which would mean he outlived another detractor.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Since I've been seeing a lot of Kat and Phil speculation, allow me to highlight something that has slipped a lot of people's minds:
This fucking smooth brain failed a mental age test.
This is the level of competence and intelligence we are dealing with. Phil didn't get too "old" or "young" an age; he's literally the only person I've seen outright *fail* one of those video quizzes. And after he cherrypicked his answers, Big Brain Phil promptly forgot them and blamed the video for not telling him to write them down (spoiler: it did, and he even said he needed to write them down).

The next time you think "Phil can't be too stupid to do that" just remember he failed a quiz with no wrong answers that you would show to schoolchildren.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

I'm going to send him pictures of penises, do you think that will help?

As long as they're his flavor.

 

[Gondolindrim]

That phonecall was really fucking tender. I feel like Phil doesn't even talk that way to his wife

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

Praise Allah, OIC is back! DSP can finally stop shaking like a crack addict now.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Happy President's Day

 

[Twrx]

That phonecall was really fucking tender. I feel like Phil doesn't even talk that way to his wife

That's because he's a fucking faggot.

 

[Kheapathic]

That phonecall was really fucking tender. I feel like Phil doesn't even talk that way to his wife

That's because he's drunk, and I wouldn't be surprised if Kat gives him excuses to go away; "Phil, I have work tomorrow, I need to sleep" or whatever. If you work retail and don't work closing (usually ~10PM local time), there's no reason for you to be up at 2AM on a work night. Though I also wouldn't be surprised if Phil has the mindset that he doesn't think Kat can handle or understand anything he says. So he cries to the closest thing the can, another dude who spent the better half of two decades doing content creation, because no one else can understand him, not even his soulmaid.

 

[Farmer9876]

Me no joy that

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

It is truly, genuinely fascinating to me there are actual living human beings who are whaling out for this RimWorld playthrough. When I try to wrap my head around the idea someone out there thinks this is worth watching, let alone worth spending hundreds of actual dollars on, I feel like my brain is going to short circuit. Just does not compute.

Every now and then there's a playthrough or whatever where it's like, okay yeah I at least understand in theory why a retard might seal clap for this, but... the RimWorld streams? Really?

 

[shekelshoah666]

It is truly, genuinely fascinating to me there are actual living human beings who are whaling out for this RimWorld playthrough. When I try to wrap my head around the idea someone out there thinks this is worth watching, let alone worth spending hundreds of actual dollars on, I feel like my brain is going to short circuit. Just does not compute.

Every now and then there's a playthrough or whatever where it's like, okay yeah I at least understand in theory why a retard might seal clap for this, but... the RimWorld streams? Really?

Pretty sure it's just to piss of detractors cause basically everyone can't stand watching him playing this. Legit it's so bad it's unreal but it's funny to me that he gets whaled out on it like man he just sits there asking for help the entire stream.

He is at the point where he is using killboxes and shit which take away any risk 99% of the time because he got spoonfed so there really is no point to him playing anymore.

He won't do anything interesting either no slaves, no drugs, no anything just do easy shit chat tell him. He won't even build anything without a deep explanation of what it does.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Praise Allah, OIC is back! DSP can finally stop shaking like a crack addict now.
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And sir anon with the generous $60. Da sussessful business being held up from the flames by wobbly sticks.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

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I ... I don't even.

Yeah, I'm done with Phil for a bit.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Did anyone else think his soyfacing during the PlayStation react was funny? I mean, for Phil, anyway? He really did quite a few versions and wasn’t eyefucking himself constantly.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Every now and then there's a playthrough or whatever where it's like, okay yeah I at least understand in theory why a retard might seal clap for this, but... the RimWorld streams? Really?

It doesn't even matter what Phil plays mostly, despite him always going on about that. His income is dependent on the whims of a handful of insane people that no logic can be used. Phil could beg while eating his shit with a spoon and it would be the same.

 

[Gaming is Dead.]

Pretty sure he has addressed similar clips and in true Phil's fashion he's a faggot who is just playing retarded. Whenever he acts retarded, actually he's just playing an elaborate character named DSP, which is very different from Phil Burnell even though both act exactly the same and share the same opinions and Phil has stated that one of the main appeals of his channel is that his reactions are sincere and doesn't play a character.

Basically he tries to weasel his way out of it by saying every one of these instances he's aware.


As someone who's known Richard "Sam" McGravy the v4th for years I can tell you with complete confidence that Phil makes Wings look like a saint.

Yeah I've been following Richard since almost day 1. I've known about Phil for years but never really gave a shit to care until I saw that faggot ass pity party phone call. Next they'll be doing the real lolcowlive that the gnome originally wanted.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

>Shittalks people for going to Cosco on Valentine's day.
>Also goes to costco for valentines day

He does this with EVERYTHING. Every gripe he has with people also applies to himself, it's nauseating.

I remember 4 years ago he cried about how there were a lot of people at the mall and ended the rant with "DON'T THESE IDIOTS KNOW ABOUT COVID?" I dunno piggy, do you? If he's so afraid of the coof why is it okay for him to be out at the mall but not other people?

Also we're coming up to the next gayest thing he does... 43-year old man hyping up his birthday.

I remember he used to hype up his birthday week, not just the birthday. But iirc last year he stopped celebrating it the entire week because he got bullied by detractors about it too much, of course as you can expect not before he had a whine session about it on the copecast.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

it's clear he gives zero fucks about DQ7 lol.

Clearly he's only playing it cause it gets him an occasion to play "old video game expert" on the whole dragon quest franchise.

It also feed his "I love jrpgs persona".

There's no interest in that game in particular

Watch him do the same with the virtual boy next.