DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

So whats up with Phil's TCAP phone call recording voice? What is even his real voice? Is he Pirate Software-ing his mic settings so he appears more Robust and Meaningful to cover his nasally creepy pedo voice?
Was he on the phone for that discord call?
I still have so many questions. The one time he goes into detail about what he does he leaves out important things like this.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

So whats up with Phil's TCAP phone call recording voice? What is even his real voice? Is he Pirate Software-ing his mic settings so he appears more Robust and Meaningful to cover his nasally creepy pedo voice?
Was he on the phone for that discord call?
I still have so many questions. The one time he goes into detail about what he does he leaves out important things like this.

I know he's coped really hard about his voice "actually having bass" during an audio setup rant. So more than likely, he's boosting it and pretending like he isn't.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

So whats up with Phil's TCAP phone call recording voice? What is even his real voice? Is he Pirate Software-ing his mic settings so he appears more Robust and Meaningful to cover his nasally creepy pedo voice?
Was he on the phone for that discord call?
I still have so many questions. The one time he goes into detail about what he does he leaves out important things like this.

1. Yes, listen to his Alphaism shows with Bunkei (ALT covered them a lot). Other people mentioned it already but his demeanor and faggoty aura really haven't changed in the 20+ years since, just the tone of his voice (and even then not really).
2. He's too retarded to DM someone on Discord without handholding, do you think he knows how to tweak his mic?
3. Yes
Remember his soundproofing that cost him triple(?) digit figures did absolutely fuck all at insulating sound which is literally their only purpose.

 

[OliverKlozoff]

He's a former alcoholic btw

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He must be trying to act "professional" when he's talking to a guest or his audience on stream. Which is weird because he ends up melting down anyway and tells people to eat his shit or how retarded they are.

He should really try to emulate "drunk Phil" more, he actually sounds somewhat human. The again maybe it's just wings cutting him off and giving him some direction.

Yeah, it's crazy how more tolerable he sounded during the Wings call compared to how he sounds on stream, the latter actually gets me MATI. I struggle to listen to entire clips nowadays, he just sounds so aggressively smug and self-righteous on stream that I start thinking "I need to murder this piece of shit and throw him into a mass grave."

When he talked to Wings on the other hand, he just sounded like a generic whiney gay guy. Annoying but easily tolerable.

 

[Power Glove]

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It never gets old.

The nodding at the very end gets me every single fucking time.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm a feminist at heart so I fully support khet emasculating the fuck out of Phil on the daily.

 

[DerelictOnion]

It's hilarious how much this board despises Khet even though she is barely featured in the Snortverse (apart from cases like this which show perfectly what their dynamic is at home). Not even king dents like the three letter bros get this much verbal abuse.

Phil's "mature adult" LARP backfiring like everything else he does.

 

[neger psykolog]

real talk: who tiddy bigger?

PPP or khet?

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

real talk: who tiddy bigger?

PPP or khet?

This questions is transphobic.

 

[RougeRed]

Yeah "loud neighbors" ( read Niggers ) tend to tank property values.

Zero percent chance his neighbors are loud. We would have heard something on stream by now, and he would bitch about it constantly.

 

[Lister The Stupid]

Phil randomly called Wings at 1:30 AM, pity party, woke up Khet, clipped with chat

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dXnMXrcaLbo

Spoiler: Local Archive

DSP DRUNK CALLS WINGS AT 2_00 AM - KHET WAKES UP MAD (FULL CALL w⧸ CHAT) [dXnMXrcaLbo].mp4

That "how-ya doing man?" gave me flashbacks of the receiving end. Peak Drunkcall.
What's funny is he's still doing the DSPisms, just with that drunk accent.

 

[grump]

The sloppy toppy from Khet was so bad that he had to post-game call his fat punching bag to feel better.

Since divorcecoin holders are absolutely rugged at the moment, allow me to play devil's advocate and give them some copium. Here's my fanfic to keep the divorce angle afloat

Kat realized how much of a spineless meek little BITCH Phil really is and she basically said "Hey faggot, I'm sick of your shit. From now on we're sleeping in separate beds, you don't bother me for anything, give me money for doordash and groceries." and she's in the process of finding a way to get divorced while still retaining all the benefits of being Phil's legal momwife.

Thing is, Keht IS FAT, SHE'S LAZY, SHE'S DUMB!

I've never bought into Divorce Coin proper, because Kat gains nothing from leaving Phil. Right now she gets free room and DoorDash and all she has to do is tolerate a pussy wiped hermit that mostly avoids her. When you consider she doesn't even have to serve Phil's sexual needs because HES GAY, that's not really that bad. The alternative is she would need to get a real job to be able to afford rent, food, car, insurance and utilities. I bet there are people among the detractors who wish they had as good a deal as Keht does even if it meant living with Phil.

And, even if she did divorce and split the house, that mortgage has only received bare minimum payments, and probably accumulated a ton of late fees during the bankruptcy arc. She wouldn't even get that much after the sale and outstanding debt gets paid.

Phillip's antics continue to get more and more depressing. Unlike his gin consumption, which continues to grow exponentially.

The chickens are coming home to roost so to speak. I haven't really followed phil as closely for some time so I'm going to assume he's carried on being his usual self he's been for years most of the time. But this seems to a rare breakdown. Okay phil breaks down a lot but not in this way. The loneliness and depression finally have eaten away at him enough that he desperately needs to have one of those deep heart to heart conversations to unload about life everybody requires from time to time, ideally with really really close friends, the kind you can tell all your most embarrassing secrets over drinks in a cozy isolated corner of a bar, or at least someone you trust.

The problem as we all know is, not only does phil not have any close friends, he really doesn't have friends period. He's even worse off in a way than a typical neet/hikkomori who at least has online acquaintances. He's at a distance from everybody. Self imposed but still. Khet, as shown this time and many many times before continues to be the housemate and beard and they really don't seem to have anything beyond this. He doesn't talk to his parents, He sure as shit doesn't relate to his dents. He's still treated like a joke by other influencers despite in the last couple of years relaxing his traditional isolationism a bit to go on a PR campaign among them. Out of everybody the closest people he has are the detractors. But of course he will never admit this.

This call was his cry for help and companionship to the closest thing to whom he considers a peer. In a funny way it sort of mirrors the way Rich once tried to reach out as a mentor to phil. But tragically perhaps like Rich, Phil as much as he craves a true connection is incapable of having a genuine conversation with someone else. And it shows by blowing up in typical phil fashion.

Rather than keeping things private he calls in a time perfect for maximum drama, he repeatedly tries to steer the conversation to himself, and his lack of consideration for the stranger that lives in his house leads to the end of the call.

 

[neger psykolog]

Zero percent chance his neighbors are loud. We would have heard something on stream by now, and he would bitch about it constantly.

That is to say: Phil is the noisy neighbor.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Phil randomly called Wings at 1:30 AM, pity party, woke up Khet, clipped with chat

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dXnMXrcaLbo

Spoiler: Local Archive

DSP DRUNK CALLS WINGS AT 2_00 AM - KHET WAKES UP MAD (FULL CALL w⧸ CHAT) [dXnMXrcaLbo].mp4

Besides the DSPisms, Wings genuinely saying that chat should be "a therapist, not a nutritionist" is wild in and of itself.

 

[Balr0g]

Skimming through RawPhil's SF 6 restream and as usual Phil complaining about Cammy while playing like a retard. I mean seriously he does the "electric stomp" while Cammy is already in the air and then yells "That's unfair she shouldn't have a move like that at all!" Like my guy maybe open your eyes and realize how the battle is going. Anytime he complains Khetz should pimpslab him. Also: loosing against a Lily player called "JadexPsydella". If that wasn't a troll then I don't know what. Also funny how Phil complimented said player.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I love during the banana crash out he tried to use the denim thing as a gotcha that people have always made up stuff about him

Yeah Phil? Like when people made up you played champions? We’re a few years off from him saying “of course I said denim I always said denim it was obvious”

 

[Enslaved Gerbil]

he’s pondering Lego. Is he actually abl

I'm gonna throw a bold take out there:

I think I prefer Middle Manager Phil over Nutritionist and Diet Coach Phil
That fucking yap session today holy shit.

Phil is not a woman, he should stop worrying about his glycogen and hit the fucking dumbbells.

afterward?

I love during the banana crash out he tried to use the denim thing as a gotcha that people have always made up stuff about him

Yeah Phil? Like when people made up you played champions? We’re a few years off from him saying “of course I said denim I always said denim it was obvious”

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

“of course I said denim I always said denim it was obvious”

Wtf, as if it was important whether it's "then out" or "denim"

Seriously though not to launch the debate again but "it comes in denim" makes no sense for the song...

I just love how many retcons and changes we got to the banana song, it's pretty clear he doesn't get why it's funny and every time he's asked about it he poorly feign ignorance and either sings a new version or just goes with a weird retcon.

Once again he should have embraced it in the first place that would have made it lame for everyone else and people would have moved on.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

So when the heat death of the universe rolls around and Phil is still around, will he continue on forever by himself or will the universe simply begin anew with him outlasting that one as well?