DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cucktry Roads]

He pretty much had to sit their and watch as ICS became the new face of Phils channel so he probably said fuck it and dipped out. Just goes to show that it doesn't matter if he relies on the same 2-3 people their will always be someone to fill the spot

OIC is still around, I know he was seen in Doody's livestream chat a few months ago.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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Lasted longer than me

 

[PhilTRAINWRECKdentedREAL]

OIC is still around, I know he was seen in Doody's livestream chat a few months ago.

OnlyIceCuck and IronChefCucki both should really just start streaming themselves and get more money to give to Phil. Phil need his Sugar Daddies to step it up. Sugar Baby Phil needs them Hogans and Gin and 5k to blow LTG.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Stream saved at the last minute by a sock most likely belonging to ICS given the donation to troll names.
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"@asundered has spent 0min watching this channel"

Fuck. Reevaluate your life man.

He always claims Jurassic Park by Crichton is his favourite book

You heard him wrong. It was a Penthouse Forum story titled Yourasshurts Park

 

[Fridge Raider]

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Damn you lasted twice as long as I did

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Sir gold covering the cyraxx drama, meanwhile phil is probably feeling like the old forgotten ex still wondering when they're gonna be on asmon's podcast together

 

[MC Law]

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OIC is still around, I know he was seen in Doody's livestream chat a few months ago.

oIC is Lucy Lu and a few other dents that pop up

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Sir gold covering the cyraxx drama, meanwhile phil is probably feeling like the old forgotten ex still wondering when they're gonna be on asmon's podcast together

I thought it was pretty funny when he was discussing Asmongold’s WoW podcast, he actually said he played the game a long time ago. Thats funny because I remember him like it was yesterday running around in Dun Morogh not knowing what the fuck to do. Lying sack of shit.

 

[Pargon]

I thought it was pretty funny when he was discussing Asmongold’s WoW podcast, he actually said he played the game a long time ago. Thats funny because I remember him like it was yesterday running around in Dun Morogh not knowing what the fuck to do. Lying sack of shit.

That’s more or less any game he’s ever played, though, except for maybe the four SNES JRPGs he always drops when talking about his old school gamer cred, and maybe not even those, because I will kill myself before I watch one second of Phil aimlessly traipsing through menus to confirm any claim I make

Not for a million dollars would I subject myself to that, and neither should anyone else

 

[neger psykolog]

The absolute peak of DSP's life was the moment he won the bankruptcy. The front page of k-farms featured a giant picture of DSP and proclaimed him as the winner. All of his detractors were malding hardcore and crying because "big incompetent government" didn't do shit when presented with his obvious fraud. All of his detractors and naysayers were officially felted and no one even knew about WWE Champions.

His peak wasn't his marriage, it wasn't spending time with his friends or his parents, it wasn't spending time on a hobby he enjoys, it wasn't taking a drive in the countryside or a walk in the park and feeding the ducks. DSP's penultimate peak of life moment was being granted bankruptcy, which is basically just filling in a piece of government paperwork correctly, because the specific type of fraud he did, which he did do, he defrauded everyone, wasn't really something that bankruptcy accounted for: spending your money on nothing.

Everything has been downhill since then. And there is no way he's going back up.

 

[johnkimble123]

filling in a piece of government paperwork correctly

Also funny - he fucked that up multiple times too, requiring revisions, and even in the end there were errors other than the major lies, whether fraudulent or just incompetence who knows

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

So did he beat Simon? I noticed some gay willy wonka looking area he was in.

Clair done, Pokemon done, Arc done....

Hollow Knight didn't win a poll but still getting put into position to be the next game. We'll see how this goes.

Street Fighter still the biggest bread winner, and he hates playing it. I'm happy. Also his takes on Alex earlier were ass, but I expected it. AS an Alex enjoyer and a Kenny Omega fan I'm pretty happy, I might even pick up the game and grab him, but mostly because I have an itch to play as Cammy again. Rest of the Xbox showcase was gay (by him, the actual showcase was whatever.) But he's being autistic about Fable again, saying it shouldn't be called Fable because it's not related to the other Fables? Whatever man.

Oh boy, he's complaining about fallout new vegas fans hating Fallout season 2, yes Phil how DARE fans want the lore intact and not retconned and changed due to bad writers and ignorance, how DARE THEY!

CONSUME THE PRODUCT!

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This is the same guy who went absolutely ape shit because some Mario Brothers movie strayed away from the video games somehow. I'm not sure how you're supposed to make a movie 100% on content from those games in particular, there's nothing there.

He is just a very very negative person and all that matters is being negative about something, even if it contradicts something else he's negative about.

The fact he can be so fucking about a series like Mario that, as far as I know, doesn't have any real HARD lore deviating from said lore compared to a Fallout show that supposedly acts as additional lore, and getting a lot of other things wrong is just actually bordering if not full on LEAPING into Chris Chan territory.

Pretty soon Phil will be caught on grainy flip phone video boycotting Gamestop for selling Mario movie merch



I swear he does it on purpose to fuck with me

 

[Elite Kipchak]

big ups to Jaxx for making up his absence last week by doubling his tithe this week.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Meaningful master ranked gameplay with *checks notes* the character with the highest win % in masters. Maybe we will get Dhalsim next who is #2 or Blanka who is #4.

DSP getting so mad already lmao this is gonna be fun.

 

[GodModule]

Still bitching about tier lists while sitting at <1500lp

 

[Snake of Diamond]

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"I don't wanna be a comedian, I don't wanna be a clown"

His peak wasn't his marriage, it wasn't spending time with his friends or his parents, it wasn't spending time on a hobby he enjoys, it wasn't taking a drive in the countryside or a walk in the park and feeding the ducks.

His marriage is just another "big boy" thing that makes him feel like he's an adult.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

I'm sure it doesn't even need saying at this point that he's full of shit, but just to add my own two cents, I have hundreds of hours in SF6 and I cannot remember even a single time playing online I've felt like any inputs dropped, let alone that the game invented inputs out of thin air.

I have, however, also experimented with every type of fighting game controller there is, from arcade sticks like his, to Hitbox, to pads of all kinds, and fighting sticks by far have felt the most prone to misinputs unless you are extremely precise.

And do you really think this pigger with his slimy hands and manbaby temperament is doing extremely precise and practiced inputs?

He's still solid with the stick by sheer virtue of using them for like 20 years, don't get me wrong, but he is absolutely just a masher. And also drunk.

 

[GodModule]

I'm sure it doesn't even need saying at this point that he's full of shit, but just to add my own two cents, I have hundreds of hours in SF6 and I cannot remember even a single time playing online I've felt like any inputs dropped, let alone that the game invented inputs out of thin air.

Same. I've literally never dropped a combo unless it was my fault or the ping is 500ms. That includes Vipers cancels. Phil drops basic BnBs because his execution is trash. And the invented inputs is just scrub cope lol. Pretty sure he's totally unaware of blockstun too

 

[BelgiumPleaDeal]

What do you mean by youtube tracker? If you mean on the spreadsheet, it's one of the tabs on the bottom.

I meant more of a chat tracker like Kick has

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Phail's a mashing scrub.

My favorite is when he whines, "I didn't press a button." *punish counter*

Big ups to RawPhil, WhiteBoyAtPopeyes, and Wilford Brimley for making Phail rage week after week.