💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

How did that go in 2020? I will never believe it's possible to cheat a large election. Not as long as every state AND every county in every state has the freedom to largely choose how to run their own elections. My county uses paper ballots and a scantron, the county to the north uses voting machines and paper ballots, some states are exclusively mail-in, other places hand count, etc etc.
I think you’re missing the point that typically, only a few counties in a couple of swing states actually decide the election. More recently things have been more erratic but generally it doesn’t take much to tip the balance and there are credible stories of hacked machines and fiddled totals out there.
 
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AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO GO TO CUBA, AND THEN MEXICO, AND THEN IRAN, AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO TAKE GREENLAND YEEEEAAAGHH!

He sounds like he's blitzed on those drugs they sell in gas stations.
This face perfectly summarizes the last 12 years of Trump.
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No wonder the anime fags like him, he's pulling that hentai ahegao face they find so sexually stimulating.
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Howard Dean's career was ruined for the yelp referenced in this post. Meanwhile, here, you have the president of the United States moaning into a microphone with his tongue out like a japanese pornstar jerking two phantom dicks and receiving a bukkake.
 
But they are and me and all my niggas hate them.

Ever lived around them? I would rather live next to jeets.
Yeah Somalia has been a shithole my entire life. Is everyone a retard there? Obviously not. Most likely the people in charge are reasonably high iq. But everyone else is kept starving and stupid. (Most of Africa is like this btw. The rulers are highly intelligent living a life of extreme luxury and they keep their population starving and stupid so they can't do anything.) And the reason these countries do this is to rule without fear of impedence. It's a shithole.

Trump calling them what they are isn't a problem. Trump making retarded economic decisions however is. I don't mind him calling a shithole a shithole. I mind him having policies that drive us closer to Somalia under the guise of driving us closer to God.
 
Still crazy to think we got another year of this guy
He's got presidential ambitions
he's betrayed his family by switching sides. he cheated on the current wife with a reporter and cheated on his previous wife. he let his kids date much older adults while they were still teenagers in high school, he's solely responsible for the autism-pain med fuck up, and he's an 80+ year old white male boomer, he'd be lucky to win an election for dog catcher.
I wish there's going to be a 🌊 this midterm but got no clue who the democrat presidential candidate could be to attract voters
it doesn't really matter, as we saw during obama, an antagonistic congress can render an administration fairly useless.
Newsom is not going to inspire confidence with anyone
this will sound like a pie in the sky notion, but i know for a fact Newsom isn't going to get the nomination. I'm calling it right now. the electorate will be so turned off of white males in the DNC, and Newsom's looks will fade so much that he won't be able to do shit, him being front runner also means he's be like the DNC's version of Jeb! where its him vs everyone else and the donor class won't be able to trick voters into going for him because of his outdated policy positions and charisma.

Newsom is going to appeal to old white boomers but those people barely exist in the DNC primaries and his lack of appeal to minorities will fuck him. Newsom's inability to drop the trans issue plus his previous charlie kirk association means he's pissed off all parts of the liberal spectrum. Unless covid 2 pops up in 2028, they won't be able to hide Newsom in the basement. Every debate and ad will be about attacking him over everything. Newsom has an entire political graveyard of fuck ups and i'm sure some political operative will be able to find some woman willing to accuse him of rape.
I didn’t know that was a thing, fuck this gay earth.
people forget FDR talking on the radio was considered a radical move at the time, and very much beneath the office of the president, JFK being "tv pretty" was another bashing point the GOP used throughout the 60s.
 
How the fuck are the rest of the people in power just tolerating a president who's openly ramping up talk of invading Greenland? And what is going on with his strange fixation on America "needing" it? Is he forgetting America basically is the de facto leader of the mighty military alliance that already has control over Greenland through NATO member Denmark?
 
people forget FDR talking on the radio was considered a radical move at the time, and very much beneath the office of the president, JFK being "tv pretty" was another bashing point the GOP used throughout the 60s.
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I hate that these comparisons aren’t even completely inaccurate, but like… man, TikTok? Really? That’s where we’re at now, the official White House TikTok account?

I’ll say it again: fuck this gay earth.
 
, but like… man, TikTok? Really? That’s where we’re at now, the official White House TikTok account?
Look if you want to go full Fox news and whine about the government having offical social media accounts go right ahead. i swear they dedicated a whole month to the white house having an official twitter account. Just because you have some weird hang up about the only major social media site that's appeared in the last 15 years, doesn't mean the rest of us have to.

It is funny how many millennials are pissed about tiktok and say the same shit people said about vine and youtube. i personally think its the best social media site, just because its For You Page is so good. every other side has dogshit algos and rarely get it on the mark, meanwhile TikTok even lets you say when you don't like one of the videos it shows you. Which Youtube and facebook took away years ago.

Just because you aren't a fan of tan suits or tiktok, it doesn't mean the world is coming to an end
 
Soy-fueled butthurt
Holy shit, calm down lmao. It was just a little jab at TikTok’s expense, nothing to get this bent out of shape over. I’m not a fan of it as a platform myself, but I do, in fact, understand its cultural relevance and the reasoning behind why the White House would have an account. I would have thought that the hyperbole would translate through text, but if that was enough to elicit over two paragraphs of pure malding from you, then clearly I was mistaken.

I’m sorry this is such a touchy subject for you, I’ll try to be more mindful of your fragile feelings next time I joke about your zoomer brainrot Mecca. It’s going to be ok, I promise.
 
he's betrayed his family by switching sides. he cheated on the current wife with a reporter and cheated on his previous wife. he let his kids date much older adults while they were still teenagers in high school, he's solely responsible for the autism-pain med fuck up, and he's an 80+ year old white male boomer, he'd be lucky to win an election for dog catcher.
To be fair, just about everyone involved in this administration's political careers are dead in the water after 2028. RFK can't even run as a spoiler candidate again, no one on the left takes him seriously enough for him to be a challenger to the Dems, and any remaining sane people on the right see him for the lunatic he is, even if they bought into his One Quick Trick style facebook boomer "health reformist" bullshit.

Marco Rubio might survive since he's constantly portrayed as the smartest of the bunch by the media and pundits, but that doesn't mean he's genuinely intelligent. 2028 is probably going to be a fight between Vance and Rubio for the crown of the maga-fied GOP establishment with spoilers like MTG and Massie campaigning on "guys I know we're partially responsible for this but we SWEAR we'll actually govern the way Trump promised to!" After Vance flops in 2028, he's going to slink back into the Heritage Foundation/Thiel catacombs, throwing out ebic dunks on Twitter to try and remain in the good graces of Trump's fans.

Having lived through almost 30 full years of Bush Jr. and Trump, I can't imagine living under a Republican president who isn't a blithering, emotionally-driven, petty, inarticulate moron. That's just what the GOP is now. Idiotic conspiratorial barbarians with true no morals or principles.
How the fuck are the rest of the people in power just tolerating a president who's openly ramping up talk of invading Greenland? And what is going on with his strange fixation on America "needing" it? Is he forgetting America basically is the de facto leader of the mighty military alliance that already has control over Greenland through NATO member Denmark?
Trump's fanbase has the GOP by the balls, which means Trump has the GOP by the balls, so they have to support every single one of his dementia-addled delusions otherwise they lose their seats. Even prominent Trump dicksuckers like MTG basically got forced out of power once she started speaking out against Trump's behavior in his second term.

That's partially why I don't think Null's efforts to tank Vivek will work. Vivek already got Trump's blessing, which is more than enough for his fans to march to the polls and vote for him in droves. None of Trump's voters are deeply intellectual or involved in the civic process beyond what they hear on Fox News. None of Vivek's quotes about how dumb and ineffectual white working class people are is going to matter as long as daddy Trump tells his voters that he's the right choice.

Republican politicians are soulless husks who only give a shit about staying in power and making money. As long as Trump keeps his grip on his fanbase, they will jump as high as he tells them to. They'll be anti-intervention when a Democrat is in office, but once daddy Trump starts crowing about annexing every fucking country in the western hemisphere, they'll be right there with him drafting up the plans.
 
Having lived through almost 30 full years of Bush Jr. and Trump, I can't imagine living under a Republican president who isn't a blithering, emotionally-driven, petty, inarticulate moron. That's just what the GOP is now. Idiotic conspiratorial barbarians with true no morals or principles.
I know it's petty and small, but I can't help but gloat a little at the seething, coping, and dilating going on across all social media right now. This first year of Trump's second term has been a whirlwind of activity and accomplishment and unlike his first term, his cabinet is filled with smart and capable people. In just the last few months, Trump has liberated a communist shithole and set back the mullahs' nuclear program by at least a decade. Like most Republicans, I couldn't be happier. This is what I voted for.

But hey, you've always got Kamala. Her Venn Diagram speech? Riveting stuff.
 
How the fuck are the rest of the people in power just tolerating a president who's openly ramping up talk of invading Greenland? And what is going on with his strange fixation on America "needing" it? Is he forgetting America basically is the de facto leader of the mighty military alliance that already has control over Greenland through NATO member Denmark?
Bro, didn't you know: Greenland is in the perfect geographical location to protect the United States against Russia, China, North Korea, and Iran, and to create a necessary buffer for US interests in Europe.

It most certainly isn't a retarded idea conceived by malicious and incompetent people who want to (1) Secure mineral rights and deals and expand the military industrial complex for profit, (2) Create a false need for hostile military action to prove how big their dicks are, and (3) Leave behind a "legacy" they are proud of. Nope, the four stars at DC and the Pentagon came up with this and already have everything planned to turn Greenland into a fortress. Trust and believe. Oh, and those budget cuts previously mentioned? Yeah, need to back track on that juuuuuust a bit to invade and fortify Greenland, so, good to go?

And when Trump says something to the effect of "we'll use Greenland's minerals to pay ourselves back", he means...uhhh... Fox News, what does he mean? Oh, shit, right, uhh, shut up and don't think about it, you woke liberal. We won, so we're right. Might makes right.
 
Having lived through almost 30 full years of Bush Jr. and Trump, I can't imagine living under a Republican president who isn't a blithering, emotionally-driven, petty, inarticulate moron. That's just what the GOP is now. Idiotic conspiratorial barbarians with true no morals or principles.
Bush made stupidity fashionable. Sure he can’t pronounce “nuclear,” but he's not some pointy-headed NERD, he’s a simple guy who governs through faith!
unlike his first term, his cabinet is filled with smart and capable people.
I miss when the lolcow chuds like you put some effort into sounding smart. Who’s the MAGA brain trust at the moment? J.D. Vance? 3D-printed in a Thiel lab and programmed with “appalachiancosplay.exe”.
 
It's day 2 and I am already sick of talking about Danes.

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Dollar hegemony? Gay. Fake. Real power is when the map is all one color.
Part of me actually wants him to go full retard and try to put boots on Greenland soil, just so the rest of Europe can collectively bitchslap him back into the dunce corner and his legacy is cemented as an incompetent warmonger.

The rest of me knows that even if he's ultimately humiliated, people are still going to die who don't deserve it, unlike him and his pack of ass-kissers.
 
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