💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Baumstriezel]

why would adderall make you slurry, it’s a stimulant.

It can also give you depression and limp dick, for that matter.
WebMD page

 

[Total Janny Holocaust]

Im not fucking with you, they get into an argument about what they would do if the zombie apocalypse hits, idubbbz says he will just stay in his home, Anusa and Dane tell him thats stupid what he would do if he runs out of food and he poses he will just be a stay at home survivor (implying Anusa would have to do everything), it goes on for a few minutes then Anusa says she would just end it all and out of nowhere idubbbz says she would last him a good few months.

Ijomhhhz would have the easiest time ever in a zombie apocalypse, the horde would just take one look at him, and they'd instantly assume he's already one of them.

 

[HerbertWest]

Tin foil hat theory: Han is Anisa, who is trying to sabotage what's left of Idubbz' streaming career so he doesn't have a job and gets deported from Canada/she has an excuse to divorce him (well, an excuse beyond Ian not bathing/being smelly/constantly shitting his pants).

Han’s grammar is too good to be Anisa. Anisa writes like a 7 year old with a lot of typos.

 

[Dago]

Ian having to eat yellow snow this Christmas

 

[shoashuffle]

Jesus, the sabotaging theory is looking more promising.

Not so promising is Idubbbz's viewer count. Seems Han was only able to ban half the number of people as last stream because everyone keeps getting fed up with Han banning them and Idobbbed and Amnesia being boring as fuck.

I have a reasonable theory.

Han genuinely can't understand the concept of people enjoying Ian's content and thinks they're dang dirty trolls.

 

[Incecticyder]

Han’s grammar is too good to be Anisa. Anisa writes like a 7 year old with a lot of typos.

Drugs?

 

[Big Fart Bart]

In my opinion they most likely sat down with Han and the mods and gave them instructions on who is "sus" and who is okay, not a rogue janny team or something like that, but exactly the janny they wanted doing exactly what they want. Han being janny prime is fully onboard of course.
I base this on previous comments by The Raped and Anisa talking about making lists of chatters that are okay, "sus", "weird" and straight up just bad, And gleefully talking about their heavily moderated community.
There is probably a laundrylist of rules and warningsigns for the mods to follow that they all cooked up together. "New Account" is probably high on that list and nickelnorwich was created yesterday.
Which doesn't mean it was a troll or anything.

All it means is that they are just so incredibly scared.
Completely isolated, probably only Anisas mom is deemed safe.
Online life is utterly closed down, everywhere they go they either block, or have a team of broomsweepers. All so they don't have to experience the sheer terror of anyone talking back.
Literally fled the country.

What the fuck has got them so scared? Are they on hard drugs or something? The paranoia is completely insane.
What the fuck did they do that we somehow don't know about that warrants this level of fear?

 

[Piss Bear]

Some talented artist needs to update or create a new "ME ME ME ME ME" drawing but with Anisa hijacking the mic on Ian's stream and Ian watching stoically in the corner

 

[Halo Cipher]

Does Han want Ian for herself when Anisa dumps him?

 

[Jackpot]

Does Han want Ian for herself when Anisa dumps him?

Ian actually wants her in case the zombie apocalypse does happen. She would last him a lot longer than a few months.

On a side note, I have enjoyed making memes of the Johmas but it really has been like scraping the bottom of the barrel with them recently. Even their stupid shit is so boring recently it is like poking a dead body with a stick.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Im not fucking with you, they get into an argument about what they would do if the zombie apocalypse hits, idubbbz says he will just stay in his home, Anusa and Dane tell him thats stupid what he would do if he runs out of food and he poses he will just be a stay at home survivor (implying Anusa would have to do everything), it goes on for a few minutes then Anusa says she would just end it all and out of nowhere idubbbz says she would last him a good few months.

murder suicide coin just fucking skyrocketed

 

[Zilch]

Tin foil hat theory: Han is Anisa, who is trying to sabotage what's left of Idubbz' streaming career so he doesn't have a job and gets deported from Canada/she has an excuse to divorce him (well, an excuse beyond Ian not bathing/being smelly/constantly shitting his pants).

Doesn't Han live in Missouri?
I think @Leo Frank phone-booked her.

Han is a fat, midwesterner who hates her state and her parents. Her dream is to move out to some leftist utopia like skid-row or the syringe-littered streets of Seattle.
But she's stuck in Momma's basement; so the best she can do is be Ian's personal Schutzstaffel.

Get a job Hannah.

 

[Metatron]

Soooo. Surely Lolcow of the year, no?

So much has happened in the jomhaverse in 2025. (Might have forgotten a few things and the chronological order may be a bit wonky, like anisa's nipples)

• the complete collapse of creator clash venture, and the reveal of the 34%, she is no longer a boxing promoter, married to a man who never was a boxer.

• the H3 content cop that backfired in ways the jomhas couldn't even fathom, with the highlights being king jew's hilarious pettiness and Coach Mike and his loving wife just dropping mad allegations (putrid smells, Gabe, training disasters)

• Ian becomes the Raped.



• the great escape to Maureen's basement (it's just a roadtrip you guys) as Anisa continues to isolate him, Ian eventually sold the Seattle house at a loss.


• Anisa decides to become her own Nader Al-Shamy's chef at cook chef. Obviously not sure who cooks better between the two of them.

• Ian cries about PPP and Warski, and ensures the Casino is getting a career boost, Ian can't stop helping his enemies. It has to be part of his humiliation fetish.

• the insane Hasan meatriding, regardless of the shocking revelations, Ian always curses his allies, Hasan is having a spectacular downfall.

• Anisa tries to revive her dead OF career for like 5 minutes, and it's even more dead. She is awful at this, totally unsexy.

• the start of the streaming arc and Ian's mental, cognitive and physical continued decline. Makes DSP look amazing in comparison.

• the much-awaited financial destitution arc arrives:
HE IS BROKE
HE CANT AFFORD ELECTRIC SOCKS
SHE FEEDS HIM ON CARDBOARD

• we got to see Anisa without makeup, without filter.


• their neglected dog gets cancer, so they get a snake in the middle of the Canadian winter.
The poor thing will die soon whenever Anisa stops caring. And Ian hates snakes. Fiona might also pass away soon, they won't care except for asking for interwebs asspats)

• Ian is losing a crazy amount of viewers (not that he had a lot to begins with) due to not being fun, he dances like a retarded monkey, and Han's powertripping hard, basically genociding the chat (shout-out to ninjafangot)


He has no friends, probably not in touch with family, no money, no hobbies. His wife hates him in ways neither of them can even understand, he gets no intimacy, love or sex. He cannot be edgy anymore because that would go against the new mature idubbz brand. He is the laughing stock of the internet at large. His future looks bleak. It's all downhill from here.

I probably posted that a few years ago, but frens, if you're having a bad day, just remember :

You are not Ian Jomha.

0:04

Smile.

LOTY 2025.

 

[Drama Trauma]

One of the redditors tried to remake one of Anisa's infamous olive oil cake recipes:

EDIT: How it turned out:

 

[grapeshark77]

User: nickelnorwich
Action: permanently banned
Timestamp: 2025-12-08 21:50:37
Last Message: Hey iDubbbz, love your videos. Do you ever plan on revisiting Kickstarter Crap Where Are They Now? It was my fav series

Okay, so he gets (or was getting) a bunch of gifted subs. He tried raiding people like Jerma to get his name out there. So you see "You got a gifted sub from Idubbz!" or "Idubbz raid!", remember that he was that funny YouTube guy, go to the stream, give him a compliment with a question, and are instantly permabanned.

Even with the mild troll messages, it's interesting that Han not only doesn't trust him to respond but doesn't trust Anisa to reply in the chat. She's watching the stream and active and she can't even tell someone to fuck off because the janny removed it.

 

[Irregardless]

Kino Casino made a good point yesterday regarding Ian's stream goals.

Why the fuck is "The" Idubbbz not getting special treatment from Twitch? Why is he not automatically being given the best profit split?

This is a man with a 6 million+ Youtube channel, 100k+ Twitch followers, is "friends" with Twitches top streamer Hasan, and believes in all the gay communist shit Twitch promotes.
So why the fuck is this cuckold being treated some like random no name shitter? There's no way Dan Clancy doesn't know who Ian is, no way Hasan couldn't just message someone and tell them to give Ian the 70/30 cut, and it's not like nepotism isn't Twitches entire business model.

Frogan can be astro turfed for fuckin YEARS, be nominated for rising star twice averaging 100 viewers, yet nobody can give Ian the slightest bit of juice?

That's how you know even those people fucking hate this guy.
An internet legend, known for being edgy and provocative, flips for your retarded ideology, joins your shit platform, and nobody gives a single fuck about rewarding his "loyalty"?

People can say what they want about the right wing and it's grifters, but at least when one of those faggots "leaves the left" they're usually brought into the fold with open arms, have an audience funneled to them, and get at least a years worth of run way before people stop giving a shit.

 

[BohemianBorzoi]

One of the redditors tried to remake one of Anisa's infamous olive oil cake recipes:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EDyED_Xdk3Y:648EDIT: How it turned out:
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I'm happy I'm not alone in my suffering

Good job WhiteMail. The recipe (and recipe maker) may have failed but you didn't.

 

[MIU]

People can say what they want about the right wing and it's grifters, but at least when one of those faggots "leaves the left" they're usually brought into the fold with open arms, have an audience funneled to them, and get at least a years worth of run way before people stop giving a shit.

"Grifter" is more often than not just a word used by left wingers for youtubers they don't like. Generally any socially acceptable right winger will be called a "grifter"

 

[TheTourist]

LOTY 2025.

It is real, real hard to find someone as high profile who has embarked on such a sharp and consistent downward trajectory while at the same time being a horrifyingly entertaining experience for all the goofy human dramatics involved. I's a goddamn titan of making a spectacle out of irrecoverably destroying his life. No contenders come to mind, even Karl's still pulling decent views and doing the work after his slip and fall into lolcow'ish behavior.

 

[DumbDude43]

One of the redditors tried to remake one of Anisa's infamous olive oil cake recipes:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EDyED_Xdk3Y:648EDIT: How it turned out:
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that beginning though
>ooh...
>mmmmh!!
such a kino clip, 10/10 intro choice for a vid like this