DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Why the fuck did he buy a ultrawide gaming monitor just for stream chat? What the fuck is wrong with him?

I assume to read both Kick and Youtube chats. Do we have specs on it? Of course, it's a waste of money either way.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Thats some real "i want to wear your skin" behavior"

Why go thru so much trouble to donate to one person?

 

[Phil the Salesman]

It’s really satisfying watching Phil botch his new setup so fucking bad. It’s too bad he’s not as good at setting up equipment as Kat is at being a fat cunt.

 

[#lurker]

This is so STOOPID! Those book smart dummies that made my monitor never thought about the fact that my setup is in the middle of the room, so none of their power cords reach the power outlet. I didn't do anything wrong and now I can't use my monitor. Fuck these companies, man!

 

[shekelshoah666]

I assume to read both Kick and Youtube chats. Do we have specs on it? Of course, it's a waste of money either way.

TBF its a $200 34" ultrawide not terrible for what he is using it for. I use a 30" as a second monitor it works great for me and he is doing both chats. OBS and emails on it. I think out of everything he bought the ultrawide will actually have the most effect on his stuff.

You can see the gears turn in his head when he realizes he can put multiple chats on one side and doesn't have to fullscreen them to read them. It is actually just DSP moving into where any streamer who is above "i just stream gameplay to friends on discord" has been for a decade+ but for him it's a crazy huge upgrade.

Bro when he pulls out the instructions for the gaming monitor and looks like a fucking caveman confused by the wheel this night stream is fantastic

 

[Mature Adult]

I'm so glad Mr. Never turn anything off got an OLED. Gonna see how well current monitors handle image retention/burn in. You know for a fact he's not going to run the maintainence cycles ever.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

An L shaped desk suits you well, King!

 

[Moar Krabs]

The desk setup stream I feel is gonna be a disaster cause I know for a fact that he didn't make the right measurements

 

[myone]

I'm so glad Mr. Never turn anything off got an OLED. Gonna see how well current monitors handle image retention/burn in. You know for a fact he's not going to run the maintainence cycles ever.

That OBS GUI is gonna be permanently embossed into the second screen after 6 months.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Tonight was a wild one. Woah moses. And we still get more when the desk comes.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

ICS has also been whaling out on KC this week, too.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

We are so back

DSP - Back to Begging - 2-Dec-2025 edit.mp4

BRUH HE'S LITERALLY ON HIS FUCKING KNEES ASKING FOR MONEY. HOW ARE YOU NOT BEGGING, PHIl?!
Because keep in mind. He'll gladly go "I'm an E-beggar. AYUND?" But that is just telling people what they want to hear. He doesn't actually think it's true. But give your head a shake. Look in the mirror. ARE WE BEING SERIOUS.

edit: i actually can't find the DSP tries it or these Set Up streams entertaining even when they're bad. Ever since he started up the clips of his stupidest moments and all the times he asked Trippple (I call him that) to watch his clips it gave me this feeling like he's purposefully being this retarded. Its still idiotic either way but... real people like authenticity.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Do you guys think Phil would get a rug before he ever shaved his head? I have a feeling after seeing how fucking bad his hair looks tonight he’s gonna have to make a decision soon.

 

[DerelictOnion]

I wonder why Phil doesn't go the Team Fortress 2 way - put hats on his head for reaching goals. Two Kats with one snack pizza - he gives the dents something fun to do and hides his balding head.

But then I remember how hot it is in his office....excuse me, studio.......excuse me, set and how poor soft momma's boy will sweat his ass off. Can't make him uncomfortable after all. Maybe he can pretend to put hats on and then get angry when someone asks him to do it for real.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Do you guys think Phil would get a rug before he ever shaved his head? I have a feeling after seeing how fucking bad his hair looks tonight he’s gonna have to make a decision soon.

He's gonna be gone for a week and when he returns he'll say that he took Khet to Istanbul Constantinopole for their honeymoon, but in reality the only reason he'll (the big bitch will stay home lmao) go there is to get a hair transplant.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

it upsets me that's why 2021-2022 was the perfect era for me cause he was barely hitting 150$ now this current era to me feels like the closest were gonna get to Vest Streak 2.0

Wasn't he barely even getting 100 on a near routine basis last year as well? He wagequitted like 30 games that year.

 

[Balr0g]

i can imagine piggy seething over the fact Wings is streaming today when he said he wasnt feeling good enough to do their interview just a few hours ago. i dont see this lolcow friendship lasting.

Wings finally got back at him for the 2016 podcast where Wings & friends invited Phil and Phil claimed he was sick only to stream GTA. The pig got felted!

But damn the Asmon bump was shorter then I anticipated. so can we add a new phrase to the "He's GAY" now? HE'S ASMONLESS

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Wouldn't him using an ultrawide monitor fuck things up for viewers because of the resolution? The vast majority of people do not use/want to use ultrawide so when you see something recorded on one it looks like shit, so why would a streamer looking to reach as many viewers as possible use one?

 

[Fridge Raider]

Wouldn't him using an ultrawide monitor fuck things up for viewers because of the resolution? The vast majority of people do not use/want to use ultrawide so when you see something recorded on one it looks like shit, so why would a streamer looking to reach as many viewers as possible use one?

Yes. Brosyde uses ultrawide and it is annoying. I'd assume you could change it somehow but he ain't doing any work.

 

[Switch Mongo]

>bitches about his chair not coming with instructions, and therefore can't put it together
>THREW THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS OUT WITH THE BOX
This mongoloid had his mom wiping his ass up until high school, didn't he?
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That’s funny as fuck but it’s not like he would have put them to good use if he didn’t throw them out. Mr. I need to explain everything to my audience ironically can’t be bothered to have shit explained to him if it’s not “how Phil does it”.

He just said he knows this setup upgrade stream is boring as fuck, but if he didn't stream it then there'd be no stream. Because in is dented head it's impossible to just do a regular stream and upgrade the setup offline later. He also said he can't play Call Of Duty until the new desk arrives because his chair is slightly higher than his current desk. Dude is genuinely retarded.

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Why the fuck did he buy a ultrawide gaming monitor just for stream chat? What the fuck is wrong with him?

One thing I find hilarious about pigroach is how he tries to play it off like we asked for this, we wanted this or that. He definitely just thought doing a stream setup would be a great stream idea (spoiler:it was) but my favorite part is that he has to tell the audience that they asked for it. It makes him see even crazier.