DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Hard R]

their own

lol

 

[ackack99]

Lol wings is currently streaming arc raiders and his chat is more lively than Phil's desire having roughly similar attendance. He is miserably depressed and whiny though

i can imagine piggy seething over the fact Wings is streaming today when he said he wasnt feeling good enough to do their interview just a few hours ago. i dont see this lolcow friendship lasting.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Sure seems that way. Did he actually get dumbbells and start working out just to be "buffed" and "jacked" for his SubZero cosplay so the twolls wouldn't tease him about his skeleton arms?

no

they got so big screaming like sissies,

Yet him doing it saved him from an ass beating.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

PewDiePie has a legitimately attractive wife, a family that seems to care about him, is intelligent and also attractive. All things Phil wishes he has and is.

Just more cope from the biggest faggot on this planet.

 

[Optimus Crime]

I am so jealous. Just had sex with my skinny vietcong fiancé, had some Costco hot dogs, made some cash with puts on the market, and nobody knows how I look like. Fuck, I'm so felted Phil. I am so fucking jealous. Btw pandalee isn't Asian.

 

[Digger10]

i can imagine piggy seething over the fact Wings is streaming today when he said he wasnt feeling good enough to do their interview just a few hours ago. i dont see this lolcow friendship lasting.

Didn't Phil pull the same trick on Wings? Trying to avoid an interview by claiming to be sick, only to stream the day he claimed he was sick on?

 

[Optimus Crime]

Didn't Phil pull the same trick on Wings? Trying to avoid an interview by claiming to be sick, only to stream the day he claimed he was sick on?

Here's the thing you life loser, only I get to *snort* get to cancel on people. Get it!? Wings is gonna get tard wrangled *snort* okay? You see, okay, that keem just isn't as passionate about mone-I mean content anymore as me, ree, and wings once he gets on my *snort* diet plan and fitness routine, will also finally be able to stream with Mr. Gold, and I will finally be able to do my dream job OF doing NOTHING AT ALL!!!
GET IT!?!

 

[Pepper Jack]

Neither of them want to go on a honeymoon. The idea of spending a couple of weeks together is horrifying to both, but in different ways.

Jasper is a convenient excuse, and when he kicks the bucket they'll install another cat before either of them get any funny ideas.

The only honeymoon that would work for them is to go to Hedonism 2 in Jamaica where they can both get their backs blown out by a black man. If they went to a honeymoon in Japan, they would literally sit in the hotel room and order Japanese style uber eats all day.

This is another similarity between Phil and Amberlynn. Amberlynn and Necky went to the gay pride festival in Lexington, KY one year and they stayed in the hotel the entire time ordering delivery to the hotel.

What the fuck is wrong with you and how has no one posted his retarded Santa selfie/Jeeter avatar?
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A great example of the Sylvanio thumb.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

lol

You sure showed me buddy.

 

[BlastMonk]

His man tits and gut get bigger but his face gets thinner as it sags. He;s like a less fucked version of NAL. Watching any memeology where he cuts old phil to current phil is shocking how much his face has changed, how thin and grey his goatee is, the gout sacks are huge etc. He looks like shit

 

[Elbe]

We are so back

0:29

 

[Love Is Blue]

You sure showed me buddy.

get pwned

 

[fresh pair of socks]

I still can't believe Phail's giving his entire "office" an upgrade, and he's not going to move his desk from the middle of the room.

This manchild is intellectually and financially bankrupt.

 

[Luigi Mangione]

We are so back

DSP - Back to Begging - 2-Dec-2025 edit.mp4

It's like Pavlov's dog, it's a deeply embedded, learned behaviour at this point. He caught himself here, but it's only a matter of time before he either fucks up, or the Asmongold people move on because he's so boring and he starts begging again.

 

[ackack99]

I DONT GET IT, WHY ARENT THE ASMON FANS STILL SUPPORTING? IM GIVING THEM KWALITY KAHTENT! ITS THE DETRACTORS, YOU GUYS ARE DUNCES FOR BELIEVING THEIR LIES!

 

[00R-Gundam]

Okay retards, for all of you complaining about dsp spending 2.5k, heres the deal. Actual mature style adults who own adult style business have to invest in them to make more money, of course you mentally ill retards dont understand this because youre not a valedictorian like dsp. This is a very adult style thing to do and if you dont understand that, then i guess youre not very book smart.

 

[ackack99]

Okay retards, for all of you complaining about dsp spending 2.5k, heres the deal. Actual mature style adults who own adult style business have to invest in them to make more money, of course you mentally ill retards dont understand this because youre not a valedictorian like dsp. This is a very adult style thing to do and if you dont understand that, then i guess youre not very book smart.

these dunces dont know the first thing about business. naow... imagine you have a sandwich shop...

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Dat hair

 

[Digger10]

We are so back

DSP - Back to Begging - 2-Dec-2025 edit.mp4

I thought he attached a beer can to his mike arm.

Granted, that's more a statement on the design of the equipment than anything to do with Phil, but the mental image is funny.

 

[Optimus Crime]

Dat hair
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Holy fuck no fucking way