DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[San Dimas High School]

I appreciate that he couldn't put on big boy pants knowing he was going to have the camera showing his legs the whole time. He's so weird about his appearance but he can't be fucked to put pants on.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

>bitches about his chair not coming with instructions, and therefore can't put it together
>THREW THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS OUT WITH THE BOX
This mongoloid had his mom wiping his ass up until high school, didn't he?

 

[Optimus Crime]

>bitches about his chair not coming with instructions, and therefore can't put it together
>THREW THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS OUT WITH THE BOX
This mongoloid had his mom wiping his ass up until high school, didn't he?
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Jesus fuck, I didn't think it could get worse, but this fucking pollack nigger always outdoes himself.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

He really is the final boss of consooming. Even Shroud doesn't play on a 360hz display, and Phil himself wouldn't be able to make it 5 minutes tweaking settings to accommodate 360hz without a spergout. You don't need to put all your eggs in the refresh rate basket unless you are super hardcore into competitive games, and even then there is a huge diminishing return. Like SF6 and the Rolls Royce of joysticks before it, I expect he'll stream BO7 and drone on and on about how his gameplay is massively improved, only to go back to complaining 2 streams later.
A dentractor or someone else should have convinced him to spend $300 on rubber mouse feet and a speshul mousepad like the ones those aim trainer FPS trannies use. That'll REALLY stop you from going 8-20 in your cowadoody game, Phillip!

That's what's so bizarre, and I admit when I was first getting into PC gaming I bought into the refresh rate and all that bullshit to make sure I had the (pen)ULTIMATE GAMING EXPERIENCE!!!... Only to remember I play friendslop and singleplayer games so why the fuck do I need anything more special than just a standard monitor.

We are so back

DSP - Back to Begging - 2-Dec-2025 edit.mp4

At first, i thought the video was about how tiny his chair was, I was so amused - then I heard him speak... He really can't fucking help himself.

>bitches about his chair not coming with instructions, and therefore can't put it together
>THREW THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS OUT WITH THE BOX
This mongoloid had his mom wiping his ass up until high school, didn't he?
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why does the world always gotta be against my dood?

 

[ackack99]

nothing makes me seethe more than this. Kino is stream sniping him right now and a handful of their dents are giving him money to own him. hes been on track to have a very slow stream tonight, so if these attention whoring dents ruin it im going to fume.

 

[Burl McMillan]

I appreciate that he couldn't put on big boy pants knowing he was going to have the camera showing his legs the whole time. He's so weird about his appearance but he can't be fucked to put pants on.

If you had giant ripped calves like Phil Burnell you'd wanna show it off every chance you get too.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

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I call it two versions of Phil Merchant and a bonus Googly eyed face.
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Spoiler: Warning: NSFW

Petty: yep.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This was well worth $300.


And of course fuckhead is exhausted.

 

[woc_krava]

>bitches about his chair not coming with instructions, and therefore can't put it together
>THREW THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS OUT WITH THE BOX
This mongoloid had his mom wiping his ass up until high school, didn't he?
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It's funny how his character flaws are the same in video games and in real life.

I just tuned into raw Phil for a bit today and the first thing I heard from him "It's good that I've been working out. This chair is extremely heavy and I needed to carry it up the stairs" lol He's making it sound like carrying a fucking chair across of flight of stairs is like a strongman competition.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

He stated if, "I didn't work out, I would have hurt myself carrying the chair up the stairs".
Literally a retarded nigger.

 

[A Guy™]

nothing makes me seethe more than this. Kino is stream sniping him right now and a handful of their dents are giving him money to own him. hes been on track to have a very slow stream tonight, so if these attention whoring dents ruin it im going to fume.

ICS is there right now waiting to give however many hundreds of dollars it takes to satisfy his mental illness.

If DSP getting money upsets you, you've gotta move on. He'll be here forever because clicking the "Start Streaming" button on OBS costs nothing.

 

[shekelshoah666]

ICS is there right now waiting to give however many hundreds of dollars it takes to satisfy his mental illness.
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If DSP getting money upsets you, you've gotta move on. He'll be here forever because clicking the "Start Streaming" button on OBS costs nothing.

Need at least $1k tonight just look at how hard DSP is working putting together his "made in china" chair

 

[GodModule]

He just said he knows this setup upgrade stream is boring as fuck, but if he didn't stream it then there'd be no stream. Because in is dented head it's impossible to just do a regular stream and upgrade the setup offline later. He also said he can't play Call Of Duty until the new desk arrives because his chair is slightly higher than his current desk. Dude is genuinely retarded.

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Why the fuck did he buy a ultrawide gaming monitor just for stream chat? What the fuck is wrong with him?

 

[ackack99]

ICS is there right now waiting to give however many hundreds of dollars it takes to satisfy his mental illness.
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If DSP getting money upsets you, you've gotta move on. He'll be here forever because clicking the "Start Streaming" button on OBS costs nothing.

im more so annoyed at human nature. whenever theres something good going on that requires a crowd of people's cooperation, theres always that one idiot who has to ruin it because they want to stand out and get attention. like when you're trying to have a moment of silence and one dickhead thinks its funny to yell something in the middle of it. they're cringeworthy party poopers that nobody likes, and in the case of these donators, no better than the actual wheelchairs who unironically support Phil.

 

[#lurker]

I live for these setup streams, man. It's so fascinating seeing a retard approach every situation like it's a fucking rubik's cube. "Guyz, the power cord is too short, what can I do?"

 

[woc_krava]

"My chair didn't come with instruction. The monitor comes with instructions that don't tell you how to turn the monitor on."

I already posted this, but it's amazing how he's got the same character traits when dealing with everything. I'm sure his new audience will love this sort of behaviour.

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

COVER UP YOU FUCKING WHORE

 

[Cucktry Roads]

AlCamus is 100% ICS's alt. He spammed the same friend code that ICS was on the itsameKen and ItsameMarkula socks

 

[DerpyPunch]

AlCamus is 100% ICS's alt. He spammed the same friend code that ICS was on the itsameKen and ItsameMarkula socks
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Thats some real "i want to wear your skin" behavior"

Why go thru so much trouble to donate to one person?

 

[Moar Krabs]

If DSP getting money upsets you, you've gotta move on. He'll be here forever because clicking the "Start Streaming" button on OBS costs nothing.

it upsets me that's why 2021-2022 was the perfect era for me cause he was barely hitting 150$ now this current era to me feels like the closest were gonna get to Vest Streak 2.0