DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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2 missed goals on the night stream
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I just remembered how he used to flex back in the day by just zooming into Leanna's breasts instead of just showing her completely.

I HATE that this mfer has to add "American" to everything. "American Denomination". He seriously assumes random people from all over the world are tuning in for the first time, AND care about his stupid ass reviews. And, he uses it for Thanksgiving and Dollars. Things that are inherently American in the first fucking place. Theyre like the two things you DONT need to specify unless theyre NOT AMERICAN. FUCKKKKKKKKK

Those ARE some nice tittaaaaays, though. Too bad Phil has more appreciation for mens' muscles. Probably never even realized theyre in frame.
 
So apparently he's thinking about getting a new desk and monitor during black friday. Of course he's doing it ages after everyone.

For the monitor there's a high chance he goes for a 4k gaming monitor. I wonder if he'll fall for the cheap 60hz ones or if he'll look out for a 120hz+ one. Either way gaming in 4k isn't ideal and comes with a lot of drawback. He also was adament on HDMI being the standard, no wonder he has all theses latency problems.

As for the desk there's a high chance he gets someone to carry and mount it upstairs for him. So I doubt we'll get another mic arm fiasco.

Anyway I'm sure he'll manages to fuck up what would seem to be on paper a normal decent setup.
 
Phil also did yet another hilarious thing he constantly does this week, where he retold the story about the vet saying his cat son needed blood work and Phil said no. According to him, the vet manager called him and said "you were absolutely right".

Fun reminder that in every story that Phil has ever told, either the business says that he did nothing wrong & he did everything right OR the business is so incompetent that they did not tell him that he did nothing wrong & he did everything right (dealing with pajeet customer service reps, talking to bots on Google/Amazon, Twitch not saying sorry). Two true outcomes of every interaction with people.
 
So apparently he's thinking about getting a new desk and monitor during black friday. Of course he's doing it ages after everyone.

For the monitor there's a high chance he goes for a 4k gaming monitor. I wonder if he'll fall for the cheap 60hz ones or if he'll look out for a 120hz+ one. Either way gaming in 4k isn't ideal and comes with a lot of drawback. He also was adament on HDMI being the standard, no wonder he has all theses latency problems.

As for the desk there's a high chance he gets someone to carry and mount it upstairs for him. So I doubt we'll get another mic arm fiasco.

Anyway I'm sure he'll manages to fuck up what would seem to be on paper a normal decent setup.
ConsumerSydePhil strikes yet again.

Also, Phil is always a day late and a Hogan pull short when it comes to doing things that is basically the norm, instead of being the first to hop on a trend and being the first one there. He's been doing this since the days of the capture cards, when pointing that fucking camera at his TV and recording, instead of, ya know, spending the cash and capturing gameplay until he started losing money. Hell, even the first one when Minecraft became a thing, UNTIL it got SUPER popular, and that's when he decided "Yeah, time to hop on this train...." once everyone has ridden that gravy train. Phil is there to pick up the scraps.

Also, it's Phil. Phil is NOTORIOUS for fucking up golden opportunities with his stupid bullshit....because, it's Phil. Phil is his own worst detractor.

Phil also did yet another hilarious thing he constantly does this week, where he retold the story about the vet saying his cat son needed blood work and Phil said no. According to him, the vet manager called him and said "you were absolutely right".

Fun reminder that in every story that Phil has ever told, either the business says that he did nothing wrong & he did everything right OR the business is so incompetent that they did not tell him that he did nothing wrong & he did everything right (dealing with pajeet customer service reps, talking to bots on Google/Amazon, Twitch not saying sorry). Two true outcomes of every interaction with people.
Because in every retcon, Phil is always the hero and everyone else is always in the wrong. His parents not getting him the Wolverine toy? "They were fucking stupid." Leanna breaking up with him? "Well, it was both of our decision." Bullshit! She left your ass high and dry. The vet manager? "You were right..." X to doubt on THAT one. In Phil's gin mind, everyone is out to get him and he's just a blue collar guy that circumstances decided to screw over. Not paying B&O tax? Nothing he could do, dood. He wasn't told by his accountant back in Bridgeport that Washington state HAD a B&O tax, dood.
 
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JFC, imagine thinking anyone would believe a Vet would take time out their day to phone you and congratulate you for not erring on the side of caution with your pet last time they saw you.

The more he isolates himself and doesn’t get pushback, the more he thinks insane bullshit will get him off the hook with people.
Monday has the potential to be as fun as Asmon wants it to be. The fun will be a direct correlation with how much he’s willing to push back and tie this freak in knots. At this stage being a lore master is optional to run rings around this loser.
 
Phil cares nothing for acceptance, he cares for his ability to extract money from people.

You're overthinking it. Phil very obviously wants to be a respected creator. The ability to more easily scam people may be a benefit to that, but Phil wanting to protect his ego has always been a major influence in how he behaves. I don't think you understand people very well if you don't get why a narcissist lashes out at blows to his pride.
 
You're overthinking it. Phil very obviously wants to be a respected creator. The ability to more easily scam people may be a benefit to that, but Phil wanting to protect his ego has always been a major influence in how he behaves. I don't think you understand people very well if you don't get why a narcissist lashes out at blows to his pride.
Agreed. I’m a subscriber to ALTs theory that the desire for acceptance is at the centre of everything he does.

He’s a little autistic boy losing money match after money match hoping to be accepted into the FGC. He’s booking suites and trying to carpool to tournaments hoping to be part of the community.
When hosting tournaments he’s buying new TVs and BBQs and full Guitar Hero sets trying to be accepted by people he wants to see as friends.

He’s desperate to be accepted by the streaming community. He’ll always remind you he invited Let’s Plays! He’s a YouTube original! He runs headfirst into embarrassment after embarrassment from Sidescrollers to KC to Tolomeo to Steve Cambian desperately trying to be part of the streamer community

Did you not see how he acted when he thought he’d found two people in Ash and Andy who had accepted him? He was like a little boy giddy on Christmas morning. You can’t say that was just about money, surely? He was dressing like them and speaking like them.

And finally, why does he beg after he’s met his goal? When he’s had a streak of goals? Because tips are acceptance by his audience.
Phil is just a little autistic boy desperate for acceptance.
 
Did you not see how he acted when he thought he’d found two people in Ash and Andy who had accepted him? He was like a little boy giddy on Christmas morning. You can’t say that was just about money, surely? He was dressing like them and speaking like them.
Yes, but the qualifier is that it must be someone at least what Phil determines to be his level AND he needs a reason to use them. That exhausts nearly all options for current Phil.
 
On an individual level, no. But tips are acceptance from his audience. The YouTube audience. His audience that are totally different for every game genre and the thousands that accidentally watch illegal restreamers.
When tips roll in he’s accepted as part of the sussessful group that makes khantent for a living. Other, world famous, khantent creators are his peers. ‘Nobody is above anybody else’.
 
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