DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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  • No

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I'm sure detractor patriots are in his DMs advising him throughout the way
They'd be in the stream chat. With 45k viewers on average on Twitch, and probably a few thousand more tuning in exclusively for the purpose of seeing the DSP shit show, there will be plenty of people in the chat who will call out Phil's bullshit. Asmongold is generally very good with reading his stream chat, even when it's moving very quickly. He's bound to see the call outs, and if he doesn't then his mods each provide an extra pair of eyes that can catch the messages and push them straight to Asmon. The Kick stream moves a lot slower because there's only 10-15k viewers there, so call outs would be more visible there, but I also don't think he looks at the Kick chat very often because of Twitch's dumb ToS.
 
I've seen enough of these "DSP explains his side of the story" spin off episodes that I doubt this will be anything interesting.

Phil's changed since the last clip you've seen of him being a greedy retard.

He's playing a character.

Its all out of context.

He just wants to make drama free content and stay in his lane.

He's admitted all his faults and so can no longer be held accountable for anything.

Its the detractors that are the real lolcows.

And unless you have a PHD in Philstory or a team of autistic researchers on standby, you can't pin Phil down on anything because he will just lie nonstop and bog you down in semantics, killing the content you initially set out to create.

I just hope Asmon is smart enough to get him on and treat him with nothing but derision, call him a generational roach with a bloated wife and hang up immediately.
 
This is going to be exclusively bad. Asmon doesn't know the lore so he might fall for the pignosis. Plus with his huge audience, Phil will probably get 30 new whales out of this.

I would not do this if i were him, it's clearly a whale magnet trap laid by Phil.
 
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i'm still amazed that no one ever messed with phil irl , not even some pizza delivery . Why is that ?
I guess its time to fess up. A few years ago (perhaps 2022?) I saw him on a bus. He was in the handicap spot. He kept staring across the aisle like a hawk and snorting. He was wearing a blue puffy vest and had his legs stretched out (he really is tall in person) and had his arms folded in seige mode. I didn't see him get on or off. He just sat there glaring out the window. I never told this story because a.) its pointless without evidence and b.) its infinitely more embarassing to have seen this gouty fucker IRL than to lie about it.
 
Well, that wasn't on my personal Bingo card. Still, Asmon understands the game perfectly (like Mizkif did before his downfall): don't hold grudges and milk it for entertainment. And seriously he has to deal with Hasan the Roach so let's give him some lighthearted banter with the pigroach. Though I would have preferred if he just said "Oh well, shut the fuck up bitch" and ended it with that. And Asmon seems to play it smart, just stream while Phil streams and most detractors will flood his channel(s) while Phil gets googatz (not to mention Phil's North Korea style chatroom)

Also: Phil getting banned from Twitch seems to be one big misunderstanding circling through the internet and only we know the full truth. Then again most just don't cxare about Phil so there is that
 
People worry way too much about Phil getting new attention. His repeated exposure and push from kino casino for like 8 months has resulted in his viewership being lower than ever. Showing up once on Asmondgold's stream to try explain why he's a beggar probably wouldn't result in him becoming white hot popular.

I know many don't do this and they shouldn't for their own sanity but I listened to several hours of the tevin restream of his cod shit yesterday and I think people who have only watched clips of Phil like I mostly do need to take some time and attempt to listen this dumb fuck for a couple hours. He is the most unfunny, untalented, uninteresting, and annoying faggot. It's the worst vidya stream on the internet. His only value is laughing at him for crashouts and his begging which is a bit of a niche thing, but actually liking his stuff is even more niche. He has probably sub 100 actual fans and the most prominent among them is a wheelchair bound guy who can't leave after his mom parks his ass in front of the screen. As has been shown over the course of his begacy he has consistently whittled down his audience. He is not capable of obtaining and maintaining an audience ever again. He just can't do it. Give him 8K live viewers and 95 percent of them will be gone inside of 2 weeks.

If you are just concerned about new whales, again, most are going to leave quickly and if one or two stick around well I guess Phil is gonna get a few more jpegs while nothing else will change. The downward climb will never end until he dies.
 
People worry way too much about Phil getting new attention. His repeated exposure and push from kino casino for like 8 months has resulted in his viewership being lower than ever. Showing up once on Asmondgold's stream to try explain why he's a beggar probably wouldn't result in him becoming white hot popular.
Phil could be promoted by all Jew media and he'd still never catch on because he's terrible in every way.

The Wings snoozer was the final straw for me. Phil had his opportunity to repair his image over the past 2 years and purposely blew it. He's not going to change, he's only amped up the begging and repugnant behavior since the KC saga, and he only cares about using others to get a few more bucks for his addictions.

Tell Phil to shut up, fuck off, go away. That's all he deserves.
 
I am delighted that Phil will probably go on Asmon's stream. It's exactly what he needed to keep him high-energy and prone to crashing out. Asmon is making the right play; you don't need a PhD in Philstory understand what kind of person you're dealing with, and trying to confront him on it will just make Phil run away and make excuses. You don't want that. Asmon looks absolutely well-adjusted compared to Phil, but what saves him is that he's pretty chill and very self-aware about being a roach goblin.

Phil, however, is nothing without his capabilities for denial and avoiding meaningful introspection; this will be a great juxtaposition, compared to exposure to more normie guys like the dudes on Side Scrollers or his interview with Steve Cambian. Asmongold is a literal attic-dwelling misanthrope, and Phil will make him look charming.

There will never be a perfect, cathartic on-stream slam dunk on this pudgy fuck because he's too much of a pussy. You just can't go full human male warrior on this faggot. He's too slippery in that annoying way no one likes.

But the answer to this problem is simple: just give him the floor, let him do what wants, without giving him full control of the situation. He's gonna cock it up on his own anyway. Chat will pick up the slack. Phil isn't Breaking Bad; he's General Hospital.

Phil will be even more paranoid than ever about how people perceive him after this. I am fully expecting a lot more lean-in bans and general looping about whatever shit is pissing him off---but he will be manic from the attention even though it will do basically nothing for him personally or financially.

Also, this will give him so much fodder for the end of month therapy session with Wings, where he will humblebrag about going on a stream with over 50k collective viewers and what getting that kind of exposure was like, and what it's like to work with a big streamer, all while both acting like Wings is his designated ugly fat friend but also a projection of himself who has no qualia or thoughts of his own. Wings will get in a couple good sneak detractor bits that throw Phil off before he runs his mouth again.
 
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I can already tell it's going to play out just like every other big opportunities he had in the past: he'll fuck it up by just being his slimy usual self.

"Sir Gold, you are someone whoOOoo"

It's always fun how everytime he's getting worse and more desesperate the pigroach luck kicks in and offers that sort of opportunities. It's almost like he exists only to be milked by other content creators.
 
Tell Phil to shut up, fuck off, go away. That's all he deserves.
This. And this is why I don't understand people who think RTU mucked up the 666 Snake Stream. RTU not letting Phil use him as a bludgeon and a shield against the Casino is the exact way that should have gone. Ignore him, treat him with disdain, or threaten to spin his jaw. He doesn't even pick up on sarcasm so you just need to be direct. Going along with his BS or acting like he offers anything of value are the reasons shit like The Quartering interview and the Resurgence Arc are so gay and the TruthSeekers/SideScrollers worked better. The only reason DSP interacts with anyone in his entire Internet history is because he needs to use them. Don't fall for that shite.
 
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