DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[InspiredReviewBrah]

Wouldn't surprise me if he sent Asmon a three page document detailing his legacy as khantent creator, the whole pre-stream spiel and a half-assed "if you really want to make content about me invite me on your stream, lets collab!".

Three pages? That's being incredibly generous. He made comments like half the size of a Google Docs page just off of singular SRK comments. He's making a DarkViperAU-sized document (IT'S FOURTEEN PAGES!) bare minimum.

His career ceiling was middle manager

He was only going to hit middle manager if his dad was in charge of the local Sikorsky branch, and even then I could see DSP fucking up so hard that whoever was above him just decided to fire the entirety of the local branch's leadership. DSP is the type of guy who you'd see in a true crime documentary by a millennial woman with brightly-colored hair that talked about him shooting up his workplace because the other employees bullied him for being an antisocial narcissistic freak.

Pigroach luck - Hasan's CCP handler sees the video and Phil becomes a popular streamer in China

If he thought WE were bad, the Chinese are WORSE. They'd a-log the fuck out of him and would be making him cry often. He'd have completely locked comments on every video he makes.

 

[Optimus Crime]

Aw fuck, RoachKing just messaged the Pigroach. If God is real, phil is going to get humiliated and lose a few dents to RoachKing. Lucky bastard

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Comcast shit was posted by somebody here but Phil having proof from both a KF post and supposedly a Comcast tech showing him what happened would mean that Phil should have sued them for monetary gain. The one time a company wrongs him and it can be proven, he doesn't do anything? Puts a lot of doubt into that story.

The Comcast saga still smells funny to me. Phil really should have freaked out far more about it, and the timing of all it was strange. It conveniently wasn't until right after that nutjob stupidly incriminated himself that Phil shared things, and I maintain it all could have been faked.

 

[Dirt Farm]

Here is hoping Asmon reads the DM's on his next stream just for shit and giggles.

He did. He's planning to bring DSP on stream if Phil agrees.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

“That’s not how war works!!!!” Ya I think I’m done y’all. I wish y’all the best ima fuckin eat a shotgun if I ever watch this retard again

 

[Digger10]

Comcast shit was posted by somebody here but Phil having proof from both a KF post and supposedly a Comcast tech showing him what happened would mean that Phil should have sued them for monetary gain. The one time a company wrongs him and it can be proven, he doesn't do anything? Puts a lot of doubt into that story.

Hardly. Phil's too lazy and cowardly to actually sue someone, even if he has a good chance of winning.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

Even if the writers shit the bed with this one (asmon vs dsp spergout) the one thing that will always be funny is seeing everyone collectively agree that dsp is a fucking clown and he will never be taken seriously with anything. At this point you actually have to be clinically retarded to think positive about Phil, even worse if you're giving money, but we have already seen his fans, so the sky is blue.

Also, "Generational roach" is fantastic, sums up dsp's entire existence on the internet, and this coming from the king cockroach himself speaks fucking volumes.

 

[neger psykolog]

X archive of Phil's 2am gin tweet to Asmongold (already archived):
https://archive.is/gtCaU

Nitter archive with replies:
https://archive.is/oYILR

Hope this signals the return of ok posting:
Ver archivo adjunto 8172815
https://archive.is/z7vl2

Ok

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

OH GEE, WHAT A SURPRISE. Phil malding at 2am and being an Internet Tough Guy. Asmon had best ignore him.
Ver archivo adjunto 8171518

Mutual combat is legal in Washington. Sure would be funny

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He did. He's planning to bring DSP on stream if Phil agrees.

ugh dont give him a platform. just continue to humiliate him

 

[muffdiver]

idk about giving him a platform but i do wanna see him get felted

 

[Iron Hamster]

He did. He's planning to bring DSP on stream if Phil agrees.

why? He doesn't even know the simplest of lore.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Asmongold even thinking about streaming with Phil and letting him prestream ramble on forever with the same old stories for the millionth time proves he doesn't know shit. Ok, this saga can end now.

 

[SandyCat]

He did. He's planning to bring DSP on stream if Phil agrees.

I'm looking forward to seeing who can out grift who

 

[W@rui]

idk about giving him a platform but i do wanna see him get felted

It's good content for the farms, which is good enough for me.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

It's something! Just dont think Asmond knows enough about Phil that he is fully protected from pignosis. As we have all seen and talked about in these last few pages, Phil just straight up lies about everything. You have to be able to shoot the majority of shit flowing out of his mouth down. That's how you really humiliate him.

Oh well. It should still be more entertaining than anything Phil puts out.

 

[Nick Gars]

idk about giving him a platform but i do wanna see him get felted

This. Even though its to felt Phil, he'll still see some money end up coming his way after being presented to such a large audience. To get the milk, or to have the cow suffer in squalor, the duality of the farmer.

 

[Dirt Farm]

It's something! Just dont think Asmond knows enough about Phil that he is fully protected from pignosis. As we have all seen and talked about in these last few pages, Phil just straight up lies about everything. You have to be able to shoot the majority of shit flowing out of his mouth down. That's how you really humiliate him.

Oh well. It should still be more entertaining than anything Phil puts out.

His chat and mods will likely pick up the slack.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm no Phil expert, but given the potential this sort of thing has I predict that Phil will cuck the content and whine about it instead.

 

[Rockey May]

It's something! Just dont think Asmond knows enough about Phil that he is fully protected from pignosis. As we have all seen and talked about in these last few pages, Phil just straight up lies about everything. You have to be able to shoot the majority of shit flowing out of his mouth down. That's how you really humiliate him.

Oh well. It should still be more entertaining than anything Phil puts out.

I'm sure detractor patriots are in his DMs advising him throughout the way